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AX PICKS OUT A BREAKFAST CEREAL PART II-THE QUAKERS STRIKE BACK! Chapter one- The Really, REALLY stupid mistake.
Things had been going well in my scoop in the week since Marco and Tobias had taken me to the SuperMarket to purchase delicious Quaker Oats. My friends now have spent much time and money buying Oatmeal for me, wich I prepare in my microwave at all hours of the day.
I had awakened one morning as the sun rose. I practised my rituals and turned my T.V. on and went to prepare several dozen packages of Oatmeal. I took a dozen packs and placed them in a bowl,crazed with the need for Quaker Oats. I punched the button for one minute and smelled smoke! The Oatmeal was burning!
I had forgotten to add water.
The Oats were fossalized into the bowl, chared black and fused into a textured lump of coal. Worse still, the inside of the Microwave was ruined.
My human friends, the Animorphs, go to "School" I understand the concept, of coarse, but I cannot comprehend why they go for five days and then take two off. This does not include "Hollydays" wich are special days that are used for celebration of this planets many gods and holy figures. Most Humans in this area seem to worship and follow Christ,Jehova and Justin Timberlake. Marco claims that his religion forbids worship of Timberlake, but I do not know of wich faith he is.
Today was a "Thursday". On this day my friends go to school.
I had to take action.
I had to make a stand.
I had to get a new breakfast food.
Authors Note: Wow. I wrote the first one back in September, and now its July. Well, if you like it, I will continue it. The thing with not adding water to the food actually happened to me! I was making instant Mac & Cheese and you get the idea...
Also, if ANYONE out there thinks that I should continue "Reign And Thunder" tell me and I will do it. I just need to know if I have any fans left. I'm working on a BIG project now, one that is non-Animorphs but may be very popular. I'm over 300 pages into It and I'm aiming for 500.
Thanx
Elcolo9.
AX PICKS OUT A BREAKFAST CEREAL PART II-THE QUAKERS STRIKE BACK! Chapter one- The Really, REALLY stupid mistake.
Things had been going well in my scoop in the week since Marco and Tobias had taken me to the SuperMarket to purchase delicious Quaker Oats. My friends now have spent much time and money buying Oatmeal for me, wich I prepare in my microwave at all hours of the day.
I had awakened one morning as the sun rose. I practised my rituals and turned my T.V. on and went to prepare several dozen packages of Oatmeal. I took a dozen packs and placed them in a bowl,crazed with the need for Quaker Oats. I punched the button for one minute and smelled smoke! The Oatmeal was burning!
I had forgotten to add water.
The Oats were fossalized into the bowl, chared black and fused into a textured lump of coal. Worse still, the inside of the Microwave was ruined.
My human friends, the Animorphs, go to "School" I understand the concept, of coarse, but I cannot comprehend why they go for five days and then take two off. This does not include "Hollydays" wich are special days that are used for celebration of this planets many gods and holy figures. Most Humans in this area seem to worship and follow Christ,Jehova and Justin Timberlake. Marco claims that his religion forbids worship of Timberlake, but I do not know of wich faith he is.
Today was a "Thursday". On this day my friends go to school.
I had to take action.
I had to make a stand.
I had to get a new breakfast food.
Authors Note: Wow. I wrote the first one back in September, and now its July. Well, if you like it, I will continue it. The thing with not adding water to the food actually happened to me! I was making instant Mac & Cheese and you get the idea...
Also, if ANYONE out there thinks that I should continue "Reign And Thunder" tell me and I will do it. I just need to know if I have any fans left. I'm working on a BIG project now, one that is non-Animorphs but may be very popular. I'm over 300 pages into It and I'm aiming for 500.
Thanx
Elcolo9.