DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN VOCALOID!
A/N: MUHAHAHA~~! I'm back! And with yaoi. And shotaness~! Anyway, this popped into my head at like 3 o'clock in the morning; Sorry if the begininning is kind of crappy... Please enjoy and pray to the Yaoi, Moe, and Shota Goddesses that my mother doesn't find my account... - . -"(No, really I'm risking my neck here...)
"A Robot made by a Lonely Scientist,
Had gained a Moe 'Kokoro';
A Miracle…"
Chapter One:
Hey, name's Kagamine Len...
Rinnng!
I cracked open an eye as an increasingly annoying amount sunlight streamed in through the window, why the hell did the sun have to rise everyday…? Honestly, the sun really does not understand the situation… groaning I pulled myself out of bed. How I hated school. No, more accurately how I LOATHED it. I mean, sure I'm pretty good at it but it still pisses me of to be fawned over by my so called; 'fangirls'… yes, you heard correctly, I have fangirls (stalkers) even though they tend to avoid me and giggle behind my back... Hey, nice to meet you; name's Kagamine Len. Age, fourteen years old, I'm originally from Tech Town (ignore the lame name, grownups are stupid...) I'll be going to high school in Crypton City starting today. And, (hopefully) none of my stalkers will be following me from my old junior high.
Still half asleep, I scratched the back of my head and laid out my new school uniform on my orange comforter. I yawned, I wasn't really a morning person… hell that's the understatement of the century; I'm sluggish until ten at the earliest. As I absently ran my fingers through my slightly tangled blonde hair I headed to the shower right away. Shrugging off one of my dad's old night shirts as I waited for the water to get hot I jumped into the shower and sighed in content. Ah, how I loved melting into the world where people like – them – didn't exist, those girls in Tech were all (please excuse my language) fucking hentai the lot of them! I shivered at the memory of being force into a school swim suit; gods how I wish to never go back to that school or city again!
After counting to one hundred*, I got out of the shower and wrapped a towel around my lower area, just as I opened the door…
BOOM!
"KYA!" a shrill scream echoed though out the house.
"…" Did I mention that I have a twin sister? Yeah, we look exactly alike; though it is a bit sad that we have the exact same height, weight, and feminine features... No, really! I kid you not a very select few would be able to tell if we switched places (considering I still haven't hit puberty yet). But the thing that would probably give me and Rin away – another boom sounded from my twin sister's room – would most likely be her… eccentric personality.
Rolling my eyes as yet another boom came from Rin's room, I retreated back to the haven of my room and turned on my stereo to my favorite song, Servant of Evil. Rin really, really, loves to experiment on things; the only subjects she exiles higher than me in are, Science and Math (see the connection?)
Drying my damp hair, I hummed in tune the music and got a good look at the uniform; somehow, Rin had managed to get us matching sailor fukus*. Thankfully, the school board had been kind enough to rematser the uniform to be suitable for my gender, a pair of white long pants opposed to the white skirt, (every day I thank my lucky stars for the modern society that we live in!) I will never know how exactly my sister convinced the school board to agree to anything of the sort… and I most likely did not want to know… But lately, since we moved here Rin's been holed up in her room and when she DOES come out, for food and water, she looks like a zombie. She tends to do this a lot when she's working on something big and while she's working on it I tend to avoid her at all costs. Considering that Rin seems to think that she is inclined to try them out on me when she's done… I think she got this trait from my pedophile of a father, yes, a pedophile. Our old man, Putin, eloped (kidnapped) with a fourteen year old high school girl when he was a thirty six year old science teacher and then had us when our mother turned sixteen… yeah and our mother also happened to be really flat chested… so that would make my dad a lolicon*.
Anyway, he always used to close himself up in his office working on a big project; though I have a feeling it had something to do with his fetishes. At the moment though, the both of our parents are on a two year long, second honeymoon – yeah, you heard me two years for a trip around the world; our parents left two fourteen year olds completely unsupervised under the same roof that encourages incest for two years… And my older twin happens to have a brother complex.
"Lenny!" I sighed as I fastened my orange tie and put on a black belt with a black and orange rope-like key chain; grabbing a rubber band off of my night stand I opened the door and felt a sweat drop forming on my cheek.
"…Rin, what the hell are you doing?" my sister had on a gas mask, her white ribbon seeming out of place on the top of her head.
She simply handed me a gas mask and told me to put it on, "Just do it, I think we have to disinfect the house; I created something weird again."
I stared at her for a couple seconds then put on the army green gas mask, "So, no breakfast?"
"Nope!" she said cheerfully, "In fact, we should most likely throw out all uncanned food items."
"Why don't we do that when we get home from school?" when I got a nod, I went back into my room and triple checked to make sure I had all my work books and my school slippers*. Nodding to myself I got out a brush from my drawer and put my hair into a small, high pony tail.
"Let's go!" Rin's muffled voice called from the foyer.
"I'm coming!" I called back; making sure one last time that my gas mask was still fastened tightly enough. I sweatdropped when I ran past her room; some weird pink smoke was seeping out of the cracks and was proceeding to fill the hallway. What the heck did she make?
As I ran downstairs I met a very satisfied looking Rin, safely outside with the gas mask set delicately on the porch, "That's was she said." I rolled my eyes and smacked the back of her head on my way out.
"We'd better get going unless we wanna make the opening ceremony." Closing the door behind me, I took off my mask and set it beside Rin's. I turned and locked the door, then turned and noticed for the first time that morning that Rin was still wearing the white lab coat our father bought for her.
"Rin, you can't wear that over your uniform…"
"The hell I can't! It's mine, and it's never coming off!" she grinned cheekily, blue eyes shining with charisma.
"Whatever, let's just go." Grabbing her yellow manicured hand I pulled her along.
I also paint my nails, (there I admit it!) but I swear it's not my fault. If anyone's, it has to be my mother's fault. Although she is most likely my most normal (and most favorite) relative; she has one fatal flaw that Rin most likely inherited from her…my mother is a shotacon – is that self-explanatory enough? But no matter what anyone says, I still think it suits me.
Our school isn't really that far off; about four blocks away, the only thing is that you have to climb a monstrous hill for two of those blocks… Vocaloid Academy is a highly advanced school, and they literally do everything in their power to 'enhance the school environment for the youths' or in other words; a place made by the kids for the kids. Hell, they make everything optional right down to the uniform and tie; for example you can choose which version of uniform you would like, dark based, white based, or gray based. And you can pick any color of tie you want, in Rin's and my cases, we both picked yellow – and now that I think about it, the school's 'motto' is most likely how she convinced them to have a uniform specially made for me(conniving bitch!) – I also heard that the school is very… unique considering the rumors I heard... and with people to match apparently.
As we came close to the main stream of students I noticed that a lot of people had oddly colored hair… and I don't mean like mine and Rin's I mean as in; bleached white, pink or even… was that teal? Gods, I have a bad feeling about this town. I'd rather be back in Tech than here at least they had normally colored hair! Then, I noticed no one was looking at us, which was really impressive considering that my sister was wearing a lab coat; well, that's what I thought at first… until I saw that almost everyone going up the hill had on a completely butchered uniform.
Huh, I never thought that a skirt could be that short in public… Aren't there like laws against stuff like that? I thought faintly as I looked at the random people walking past.
"Crap!" Rin suddenly cried, I flushed slightly as half the people along the road turn to look at us.
"What?"
"What'll I do! I forgot it!" she looked to be panicking now.
I cocked my head in curiosity, Rin never forgets anything. End of story. Her memory is about as stable as an elephant's! "Huh? You of all people, holy crap the world is ending! Kagamine Rin has finally become a ditz!" if looks could kill… gods, I would be tied to a cinder block at the bottom of Tokyo Bay pushing up daisies…
"I absolutely must have it!"
"Again, have what?"
She looked at me with tears in her eyes, "MY YAOI MANGAAAAA~~~!"
"Oh, for the love of all that is holy," I tried my best to hush her but that failed. She lay down on the sidewalk and curled up in a ball. Embarrassed, I looked around and the people simply turn and nonchalantly walked away; well that was a plus. Looks like they're used to stuff like this, I felt very reassured by this, maybe just maybe I wouldn't get any stalkers this time or get kidnapped once a week anymore! I broke into a grin.
Rin noticed my sudden change in mood and looked up with a sniffle, "What's with you?"
"I won't tell you; otherwise I have a feeling that you'll ruin my good mood."
She pouted and looked at me with renewed determination, "No I won't. Tell me~!" she shot up and scowled.
"Nope,"
"Lenny~" she wined.
I rolled my eyes and began walking, only to bump into someone's back, I fell back with a thud and rubbed my aching forehead, "Ouch~ I'm so sorry…" I trailed off as I lost myself in a large pair of dark ocean blue eyes. The two of us stared at each other for an undeterminable amount of time that is until I heard a series of giggles one of which I picked out to be Rin's; then who the hell were the other three? I studied the boy I had bumped into first.
The first thing I noticed was his hair; it was the same color as his eyes and looked soft enough to touch but I decided that it probably wouldn't be the best time for that. So I studied on, he looked suspiciously like a junior. Well built, and had a face that was a cross between innocent and flat out stupid; though either way he made my face heat up.
"I sense yaoi in the air~" surprisingly two voices rang in unison, one was too high pitched to be Rin's; unwillingly I tore my eyes from the bluenette.
Only to meet three pairs of eyes, one had teal colored eyes and hair to match; the one I remember seeing in the crowd. She also wore a gray schemed uniform with a teal and black rope-like key chain like mine and Rin's, attached to her gray skirt (did I mention that it was a mini skirt?) and had very long hair. The girl wore a teal tie to complete the outfit.
The other one had bright green eyes and again with hair to match; though she wore it short with bangs in the front. Her uniform was white based like me and Rin's, she wore an orange tie.
And the last one was, as Rin will quote later tonight, 'laughing her ass off'. She thankfully, had somewhat normal colored hair with a touch of red and she would have been the most normal out of all of them had it not been for her hell fire eyes. She wore a black based sailor fuku with a red tie and black tights.
"…"
"…" it took a couple of seconds for the hidden agenda behind the teasing to sink in. After it sunk in my eyes widened then I froze; the new comers looked at me with mild interest. It took ten seconds for the alert to reach my brain cells; it took another five seconds for my face to go up in flames.
"R-RIIIN!" I cried flushing and swatting at her with my school bag. Was she insane! She of all people should know I'm bi – err… straight!
"Oh, Len~ your so kawaii desu~ I want dress you up in a dress!" she said dreamily as she dodged all my attacks "I wonder what you would look like in lace?" her face turned twisted and mischievous.
I began to tear up, and she would do it too! Whether it's when I'm sleeping or whenever she'll somehow find a way for me to wear it. I hiccupped, no matter how girlie that sounds my sister is scary, (you would cry too…)
"Y…You're so cruel… Rin~!" I sunk to my knees and began to cry, my face was most likely flushed and I felt my chin quivering. I was half faking of course… only half though.
"A-ah! Come on, don't be such a drama queen. Stop crying, this is why people tease you!" she sweat dropped and sat down beside me and rubbed my back awkwardly, Gotcha… now just agree like usual and –
"Eto…" Oh for the love of God! "Hajimemashite*, I'm Shion Kaito and you are?" I flushed again and stood up quickly. Kaito's uniform was white based like mine and Rin's with a blue tie and he… he was wearing a light blue scarf in the middle of spring, yeah, already found one flaw.
"H-Hajimemashite, my name's K-Kagamine Len!" I bowed slightly, and pulled a now suspicious looking Rin close to me, "And this is my twin sister Rin, we're transferring today as freshmen,"
"Ah, I'm a freshman too!" the girl with the teal hair popped her head from behind Kaito.
"I see, isn't that nice!" Rin and the girl grinned at each other. Both of them looked equally ecstatic… am I the only one seeing lightning between them? "Name's Hatsune Miku by the way!" she had something in her hand, I faintly noted, "I'm in class 1-B, if we're not in the same class come visit me; I'm student body president ask me if your confused about anything." She sure didn't look it, especially since she kept on getting a very familiar dreamy look in her eyes.
"I'm Megpod Gumi, nice to meet cha'!" she grinned widely; "You're so cute!" maybe I'm not as immune as I thought… "I'm in the same class as Miku-chan! Like her I'm also a part of the Vocaloid Student Council and I'm really good with computers, so come to me if you ever get hacked~! You can come over to my house any day, sweet heart!" she winked, wondrous Ihaven't even spent three seconds in school and I'm already gaining 'friends'.
Suddenly the brunette haired teen wrapped and arm around my shoulder making my hair stand on end like a cat's, "Yo! I'm Sakine Meiko; I'm in Kaito's junior class. Everyone just calls me Meiko though." Well, this one didn't seem to have any ill intentions so… she's most likely a keeper.
I blushed and bowed, pushing down Rin's head so she'd be reminded to bow too, "Please take care of us, Shion-sempai*, Sakine -sempai."
"Hey, what about us!" I looked at the two and skimmed them over; they carried the same aura as my sister, translation, they were dangerous.
"Please, just call me Kaito. That's what everyone else calls me!" He grinned brightly making my cheeks go a pinkish color.
"N-No, that would be rude! How about Kaito-sempai, I won't go down any lower than that." I stuttered stubbornly.
He looked at me thoughtfully, "Alright, that's better." Kaito-sempai blinked in curiosity, "Are you alright, you look kind of faint…" he leaned in close while my blush only grew.
"I-I'm fine! Hah Ha Hah!" I laughed off my slip up, and looked at Rin out of the corner of my eye, hopefully she didn't – oh banana sticks…
"Oh my~" Meiko grinned and looked between me and Kaito, "I sense a possible set up!" then again maybe something was slightly troubling about her, "Ne, Kaito-chan~ want me and the girly over there to set you up with the kid?" my sister nodded enthusiastically.
"No." Kaito said immediately
"Oh, gods no," I shook my head vigorously.
"Don't you dare..." Miku's teal colored eyes darkened.
"HELL TO THE NO!" Gumi cried teary eyed.
"HE'S MINE!" the both yell simultaneously. Crap, I hate being right…
Rin looked at Miku and began her famous laugh, "OH! HO! HO! HO! HO!" she smiled sweetly; she seemed to grow to thirty times her petite size, "Sorry, Hatsune-san but my little bro plays for the other team~!" sparks few.
"RIIIN!" I cried making her flinch, "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING! YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL I'M BI – umm straight!"
"He's in denial…" Rin stage whispered to Kaito and Meiko.
"I'm gonna –!" the ten minute warning bell rang and everyone paled.
"Crap…" we all said in unification.
Saying our goodbyes and agreeing to meet on the roof for lunch break we raced off up the hill; it was now every teenager for themselves…
As Rin and I stood in from of the classroom door I held my breath and prayed to any and every god watching over me that no one would decide I was 'kawaii' at this school. I drew in a breath as the teacher opened the door; okay, this is going to be a good year! Besides, everyone here is probably weird as Rin, we probably won't stand –
"KAWAII DESU!" Well, crap.
"AWWW, LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!"
"DAWWW~~~!" my eye twitched as Rin rolled her eyes and gripped my hand; thank god she never liked my fangirls… And even some of the guys had a disgusting look in their eyes, looking at my sister in ways I didn't quite like. But, one glare and the quickly retreated; honestly, were all the people in this town pedophiles?
"Everyone!" a familiar high pitched voice said angrily. The voices in the room came to an abrupt halt, "We are not making a good impression on our new student," Miku's eyes flashed and the room fell silent.
"…Hajimemashite, I'm Kagamine Len."
"And I'm Rin! It's confusing to call us both Kagamine so just call us Rin –"
"And Len," I chimed in, "Please take care of us."
"Hai~" the class responded.
I looked at the teacher and sweatdropped, "Eto… Megurine-sensei, you're drooling." I pointed out awkwardly.
Suddenly the pinkette's eyes widened and she coughed, "Ah, ehem! Len-san, please go take a seat by…Teto-san at the back of the room." So I wasn't immune to teachers either...
Teto seemed decent; she smiled a friendly sort of smile, and mouthed a 'hello'. Alright she's defiantly a keeper. I smiled back and took a seat next to her; she seemed at least a bit normal.
"Okay, minna*" Megurine-sensei clapped her hands together, "Let's try our best, Can't have you all thinking you can relax after a two week long Spring Break*." everyone groaned, "The sports festival is just around the corner; we must win and beat…Gakputo's class!" was it just me or was a weird flame burning behind her? She proceeded to seethe in obvious fury, wow, Tech Town was more normal than these teachers…
The bell for the end of homeroom rang, "You are dismissed, Len-san if you have any questions just ask," She walked over to me and put a hand on my head, her face was kept impressively blank as she continued to pat my head, "Good luck," she said plainly before walking away.
"…" before I could react I was attacked by the girls.
"Ne, Ne? What's your blood type?"
"What's your birthday!"
"Do you have a boyfriend!"
"Are you a shota!"
I sighed and looked over to Rin, who was in a similar situation; Teto looked between the two of us with a sympathetic expression on her face. Well, it was going to be a long rest of the year… but I just hope I'm able to stay pure until summer break…
HURRAY~~! It's out; my next fanfic! Please ignore the other crack on my profile, anyway~ I enjoyed writing this. I got this idea from a comment on YouTube; the song is awesome, listen to it; this was more like an introduction chappie than anything else; not to worry, the Sailormoon rip off will start in the next chapter. I'll update really soon! Promise~
Link (s): youtube.com/watch?v=vCFMfxi3Tt8&feature=related (the translation)
/watch?v=Sp7DGnBagkQ&feature=related (the PV)
Remove the '(Dots)' and or spaces and your all set.
Translations:
Shotacon = in japan describes an attraction to young boys, or an individual with such an attraction.
Lolicon = equivalent to shotacon except with young girls.
School slippers = the first thing a Japanese student changes before going to class
Spring Break = the Japanese school year goes from mid-April to the end of March and is divided into three terms: 1) April to July, 2) September to December, and 3) January to March. There is a six week vacation in the summer, two weeks in winter and two weeks in spring. (thought I should mention this~ since I don't know how long I want to make this story~)
Counting to 100 = parents in Japan tell their children to count to 100 before getting out of the bath.
Hajimemashite = equivalent to 'nice to meet you' in English.
Minna = … I think kind means 'everyone'? oh well, correct me if I'm wrong…
Ne = equivalent to 'yes'.
San = miss or mister
Sempai = something you call a senior in work or in school in japan.
Sensei = (do I have to say this?) equivalent to teacher
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P.S PRAY FOR JAPAN! I hope all my friends down there are alright, and I also hope the great manga artists I love so much are alright too... But sadly I am too broke to donate...