The Secret Life of Kakashi Hatake
Well, everyone who loves Naruto should know the story of Kakashi Hatake. If not, look it up because I do not feel like explaining it to you all! Mkay! Well I hope you guys enjoy the "Secret Life of Kakashi Hatake."
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BEEP! BEEP! BE-BAM!
"Damn alarm clock. Always fuckin' wakin' me up too damn early…", mumbled Kakashi Hatake as he slammed his fist on the alarm clock. Looking at the alarm he saw that he had shattered it into pieces.
"Well…Isn't this just great. I need a new freakin' clock.", Getting up, he stretched his tired body and yawned loudly. As he did he noticed he wasn't in his house.
"What the hell? Wha-where am I??", He looked around and on the bed next to him was a woman, naked, and wrapped up in the sheets.
"Aww, shit.", Kakashi said as he slumped his head. He got up and trips falling onto his stomach. "AHHHHH!! MY FUCKIN' MORNING BONER!!", He screamed out in pain as he grabbed it and mumbled out curse words.
In the stir of commotion, the woman lying on the bed wriggled and moaned Kakashi's name several times.
"Wow…Was it really that good?? Hmm…", he said as he re-arranged himself and put his clothes, and mask, back on and ran out of the house.
"Hmm…Well that was an interesting experience now wasn't it?"
"What was Kakashi-sensei??"
"GAH, NARUTO-KUN!? WHAT?? UMM, I DIN'T SAY ANYTHING!!", shrieked Kakashi to Naruto-kun as he was surprised.
"Kakashi-sensei?? What did you do last night??"
"Urm, Naruto-kun what are you implying??"
"Well, Kakashi-sensei…You have a pair of pink panties on your head.
"Umm…Well…You see…"
"Kakashi-sensei…save it. You got shit-faced last night and fucked some random chick didn't you??"
"Eh…Well, Naruto-kun, I guess you could put it that way…"
"Wow, Kakashi-sensei!! You're like a pimp now!!"
"Now, now Naruto-kun…I'm not a pimp…I'm a-"
"Kakashi-sensei you're a fuckin' pimp!!"
Then, out of nowhere, Jiraiya-sama appears.
"Naruto-kun, did you say Kakashi-san is a pimp?? Why do you say that??" said Jiraiya-sama with the smell of a lot of sake on his breathe.
"Yeah, Ero-sennin!! He got shit-faced and horny as hell, just like you are, and fucked some random chick!!"
BLAM!!
"Naruto-kun…I AM NOT SHIT-FACED!! Well… I am a little horny though…TeeHee…", Jiraiya-sama chuckled as he blushed and ran away to the nearest strip club.
"Well, Naruto-kun. I'm gonna be goin' now sooo…", and with that Kakashi ran away big eyed and blushing.
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The next day…
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"Ugh…My head is killing me…"
Kakashi turned over on his bed and woke to see a naked woman lying next to him again. He rolls back over and puts his head behind his head and smiles.
"Damn…I am good."
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