Written By BrittanyRae and HeatherRenee
Part 1: Interview with Trowa
"Hello everyone and welcome to Mountain
Dew Girl TV (M.D.G TV)! I'm your host Mountain Dew Girl and most of you know
the camerawoman, Cappuccino Woman! Tonight I'm here with Trowa Barton a.k.a.
Triton Bloom a.k.a. The Silencer, pilot of Heavyarms! Trowa say hello to the
audience!"
"…"
"Ookaay…well let's get on with the
show now!"
"…"
"Our first question is – What the HECK is up with the bangs!!??"
"Do
you have a problem with my bangs?" looks annoyed/angry.
"N-no but the fans want to know how
you do it." Sounding scared.
"Oh- tons of Anti-Gravity Defying
Hair Gel available only in the Mad Scientists Lair! Call 1-800-ODDBANGS to
order yours now!" suddenly sounds like an advertiser on a commercial.
"Okaay- that's nice Trowa. Did you
get that audience?"
The only sounds heard are calls
being made on phones.
"Alright then, Trowa one of the
gundam pilots who wishes to remain anonymous taped you singing a song while
grocery shopping. We're going to play it while we continue the questioning.
It's called "How Dyin' Feels"! Oh and for the right price I will reveal the
pilot's identity! See me after the show to find out!"
Gun in my hand
Aimin' at somebody
"Next question- are the gundam
pilots gay?"
"HECK NO! Duo and Hilde are engaged,
Quatre is dating a girl named Holly- younger sister of Midi Une, I'm dating
Heero's sister Hallie, Wufei is single (Wufie fans you still have a chance!),
and I'd tell you who Heero likes but he'll kill me."
Got in a fight
Now my hands are bloody
"Question number three- why do you
only wear half a clowns mask?"
"The circus can't afford the other
half." Looks embarrassed.
"Oh- sorry."
Hoppin' in the cockpit of my gundam
Feelin' really empty when the
mission is done
Oh now I know how Heero Yuy
feels
"Next- why are you always observing
how the other pilots fight and handle things through out the series?"
"Well I wasn't originally supposed
to be a Gundam Pilot so I figure maybe I can learn from them. Doctor S didn't
have time to train me formally. I learned everything I know from watching other
people."
"That makes sense."
Sneakin' out at night
Gonna destroy my gundam
"Fifth question- how come you pilots
hardly ever change your clothes?"
"Well with all the missions we don't
have a lot of time and most of us can't afford another pair of clothes."
"Hmm, okay next question- there are
a lot of ladies in the audience who want to know if there is a chance you'll
break up with Hallie?"
"No chance." Whispers to Mountain
Dew girl that he's proposing tonight.
"Ahh I see." Thinks of all the poor
girls who will be heartbroken.
Gun at my side
Finger on the button
"Seventh question- what is you
favorite movie?"
"How does that relate to the show?"
"It doesn't just answer the question
or pay the consequences."
"What are the consequences?"
"You'll have to get me a Mountain
Dew and my sister a cappuccino."
"What? Again? I'll answer!"
"So what's your favorite movie?"
"Star Wars."
"Which one?"
"The one where the guy in the black
cloak and the mask dies."
"Oh that was a good one!"
Thought for sure my plan was gonna
work
Then the stupid button went and
broke
Oh, now I know how Duo Maxwell
feels
"Next- what's your favorite
breakfast food?"
"Lucky Charms! That cereal is the
best!"
"That's nice." Worries about Trowa
getting on a sugar high.
"Ninth question- what is your
favorite lunch or dinner food?"
"Soup- that's all Cathy makes and
her soup is the best!"
"Favorite drink?"
"Orange juice- Plenty of Vitamin C!"
"Other favorite food related items?"
"Maple Syrup."
"Maple Syrup? By itself?"
"Yeah, you have a problem with
that?" annoyed/angry again.
"N-No of course not!" scared again.
I've flown my gundam 'round a time
or two
Done almost everything a pilot
can do
I've done some killin' and met
Midii Une
But there is one thing that I
haven't done, haven't done
"Next question- what is under the
bangs?"
"Why?"
"Well some people think maybe you're
a pirate and the bangs are meant to hide the patch so that no one suspects you
of stealing the priceless jewels from the First National Bank!"
"…" Sweatdropping.
"Anyhoo what is under there?"
"My other eye."
"Oh." Looks relieved.
Hid my gundam
Waitin' for the right time
"Question number thirteen- what's
your favorite color?"
"Orange."
"Orange?"
"Yeah what did you think it would
be?"
"I don't know- blue maybe?"
Today's the day
Feels like perfect timin'
"How did you know Quatre was
"crying" after he left the circus when he warned you it was dangerous while you
had amnesia? And that he was in danger while Dorothy was attacking him and you
were elsewhere?"
"I'm part psychic- I have ESP."
"Cool! Okay are you really Triton
Bloom? Is Cathy really your sister?"
"Of course!"
Now my sister's looking really
angry
Man it sure hurt after she
slapped me
I wanna know how dyin' feels
"Okay the question all Duo lovers
want to know- why'd you destroy Deathscythe?!"
"Give me a break if I didn't then OZ
would know it was me and the whole plan would have been messed up! Do you have
any idea how hard it was as a fellow gundam pilot to destroy his gundam?
Besides didn't you see the part after that where I say "Those sparkles, they're
my tears."? It isn't like destroying it was easy for me!"
"Okay Trowa relax, calm down it was
just a question!" Sweatdropping.
"Oh yeah - you're right."
I've flown my gundam 'round a time
or two
Done almost everything a pilot
can do
I've done some killin' and met
Midii Une
But there is one thing that I
haven't done, haven't done
"Okay number sixteen – why didn't
you dodge Cathy's knife? I mean even if you didn't get paid to do so no one
stands still when a knife is going to get them!"
"Like Cathy said I wanted to die- I
was begging for my death."
I wanna know how dyin' feels
"Why?"
"Because I was going through depression
but thanks to Plain Jane's Miracle Pills I'm fine now! Call 1-800-MIRACLEPILLS
to order yours today!" sounding like an advertiser again.
Hey, I wanna know how dyin' feels
"So you don't want to die anymore?"
"No."
"No you don't want to die anymore or
no I'm wrong?"
"No I don't want to die anymore."
"Thank goodness! Your fans will be
relieved! Well it looks like we've run out of time. Let's hear a round of
applause for Trowa Barton and our camerawoman, Cappuccino Woman! Good-bye folks
this is Mountain Dew Girl saying, until next time, same time same station,
farewell! Trowa say good bye to the audience!"
"…"
"Whatever! See ya folks!"
Yeah, I wanna know how dyin' feels
"SOMEBODY GET ME A CAPPUCCINO!"
"SHUT UP BRITT!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
Authors' Note:
Well did you like the song? Trowa was oddly talkative don't you think? Next,
we'll have the interview with Relena Peacecraft.
BrittanyRae:
Send me fanfiction for my website! Please!
HeatherRenee:
Finally something I helped with besides Crash and Burn. I've been trying to a
few fics of my own but the computer wouldn't let me save.
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~BrittanyRae and
HeatherRenee~
BrittanyRae: I
still want a cappuccino!
HeatherRenee: And
I want a Mountain Dew!
In Unison: Oh
Boys!
G-Boys: What?
In Unison: One
Cappuccino and one Mountain Dew from each of you!
G-Boys: No you
can't make us!
In Unison
(holding cosmetics, hair supplies, nail polish, ect.): Oh really?
G-Boys (looking
beaten): alright *run off to get cappuccinos and mountain dews*
