Fox: Welcome back ladies and gentleman to SUPER SMASH SUPER SMACKDOWN! For those of you out their in TV land who came in late, I'm Fox McCloud…

Wolf: And I'm Wolf O'Donnell!

Fox: It's definitely been a fantastic night so far, in what is a spectacular grand finale to the season.

The piece de resistance if you like.

Wolf: Indeed it has Fox. Tonight we've already seen Lucario hospitalize Link.

He was disqualified for using illegal psychic attacks, taking them both out of the final preliminary heats tonight. Meanwhile the Super Mario Brothers have trounced Nana and Popo, the Ice Climbers in the tag-team challenge only minutes ago.

Fox: We have three more preliminary events, the winners of which will go onto the quarter finals.

The two winners will then face off to determine who will take on the King of the Ring.

Wolf: That's right. We'd like to remind the viewers at home that the competitors tonight and under no circumstances should you attempt to try these moves at home

Viewer: Awww shucks!

Fox: Thankyou for that Wolf. Way to be a buzz-kill.

Wolf: Hey Fox, how come you ain't down there?

Fox: Gee Wolf…does the leg in the cast give you any clues? I can't walk on this leg let alone fight.

Wolf: I guess they couldn't let you do that eh Fox?

Fox: Ha-ha shut up man!

Wolf: Moving right along now, up next we have King Dedede versus the Mario Brother's nasty cousin; Wario.

Fox: Yes, Dedede has been doing very well this season, bashing his way through the ranks, proving that even without his oversized mallet, he can still rumble with the best of them.

Wolf: Even so, can he stand up to the cunning craftiness that is Wario? I sure hope so.

Fox: Let's go down to the R.O.B roving cameras down at the side line.

[Camera angle changes to the wrestling ring]

Crazy Hand: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies and gennleman, and whatever else is out there.

In the red corner, standing at 5'9'' and weighing in at 300 pounds….KING DEDEDE!

[Audience Cheers]

Crazy Hand: Aaaaaaaaand in the other red corner, standing at 4'12'' and weighing 250 pounds….

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrioooooooooooo!

[Slightly less cheering]

Wolf: Now the opponents are sizing each other up

Fox: Meanwhile, it's over to the referee, Master Hand. Hand holds up three fingers….two…one…

The fight is on!

Wolf: ....yes….and it appears that neither contestant is aware. They're just circling each other.

Fox: It may be some attempt to be intimidating….I'm not sure.

Wolf: Wait….now Wario is working the crowd.

Wario: Can I get a Boo-Yah?

[Silence]

Dedede: No, but you can have…..THE BIG GAY DANCE!

Wolf: What on earth is Dedede doing?

Fox: I believe he said it was the big gay dance wolf. I suppose it's some kind of new taunt.

But Wario doesn't seem to notice. Now Dedede seems to be accompanying it with some rather crass gestures.

Wolf: He seems to be doing everything to get Wario riled up. Could that be his strategy?

Fox: It sure looks like it Wolf. But it's not working….wait…now Dedede is going over to Wario and is saying something to him….can't quite make it out….

Wolf: Well whatever it is, he's really got Wario annoyed now! He's charging at full speed!

He's going to hit his opponent with all he's got!

Fox: No…look….it seems King Dedede was anticipating this, neatly sidestepping the attack!

Wario can't stop in time and shoots right past him. That's using your smarts!

Wolf: But Wario isn't done…he's hit the side ropes, stretching them back…he's using them to catapult himself right back at the unsuspecting Dedede!

Fox: He's going to hit….no! At the last moment, Dedede has stretched out a flipper, clothes-lining

Wario! Ouch! Now he's dragging Wario around the ring by the legs!

Wolf: Wario has managed to grab onto one of the posts, the sudden stop knocks Dedede off balance!

Fox: But once again Dedede is too smart and makes sure that he lands on top of his opponent!

Crunch!

Wolf: Ooh….Wario just manages to push three hundred pounds of raging penguin off of him!

He's up again!

Fox: Dedede is slamming him with both flippers, a withering barrage of blows.

Wolf: Wario finally manages to get a good punch in….maybe he can regain some ground.

Wait…..what is Dedede doing?

Fox: He's opening his beak…..wider…wider….UNBELIVEABLE. It looks like King

Dedede shares the same abilities as Kirby! He's trying to inhale Wario!

Wolf: EGADS! That can't possibly be a legitimate move!

Fox: Well Master Hand hasn't stopped the match, so I guess it's okay.

Wolf: Wario is trying to run away from the powerful vacuum. But that gosh darn cape on his

Wario Man costume is dragging him back!

Fox: Wow! Dedede has his opponent inside his mouth! He's shaking him up for good measure!

Well….we all know what comes next! Expectoration at high velocity!

Wolf: Hold up a sec….what's wrong with Dedede? His face is going green….he's gagging....

Ugh! He's regurgitated Wario! But what could have possibly made him do that.

Fox: Well….those green vapour clouds coming from his mouth may have something to do with it!

It looks like Wario let one rip, while he was inside the mouth of Dedede!

Wolf: Gross! It looks like Dedede is going to lose his breakfast….

Fox: ….and his lunch…and his dinner…..

Dedede: ….urgg….bleeeaaarrrrg!

Wolf: ….and he may not be the only one….yucky, yucky, yucky!

Fox: Hey, just be glad we can't smell up here in the commentator's box!

Wolf: Wario looks pretty pleased with himself….despite the fact that he was nearly digested.

Wario: Eh…Heh…Heh… Heh! Looks like big penguin is actually big chicken!

Fox: Look….Dedede has managed to waddle over and put him in a bear hug!

Wolf: Wario isn't done yet….OH MY GOODNESS….did you see that?

Fox: I certainly did….Wario pulled a Mike Tyson and bitten down hard on KD's face!

Wolf: Ooh…look at the blood…I think Wario just spat out a chunk of flesh! Is that even allowed?

Fox: No interruption from the ref! Dedede drops Wario….wow…I bet that stings!

Wolf: He follows up with a knee to the groin!

Fox: Ooh…I can't watch! I don't care what species you are – if you are a male- that has to hurt!

Wolf: ….and Dedede is down! I think he's in too much pain and shock to get back up!

Wario pins him down as Master Hand counts….one…..two….three!

Fox: Wario wins!

Wolf: Yes fox; through the use of underhand tactics and ruthless cunning, he has bested Dedede!

Fox: There can only be one king of the ring tonight and it's not going to be King Dedede!

He's already being carried away by some of his waddle-dees. I think he'll need more than a

1up to recover from that! How humiliating!

Wolf: This means that Wario will advance to the next round. Speaking of which, why are these fights all only one round?

Fox: I guess to add multiple rounds will make this fanfic too long. Barrington wills it I guess.

Anyways….don't go anywhere ladies and gentlemen- we'll be right back after this.

Wolf: Hey…you owe me ten bucks!

Fox: Quiet you!