Disclaimer: No I don't own Azumanga Daioh, but I wish I did.

Kagura had returned to her hotel room after winning another swimming match. She went and sat down on her couch, exhausted. She had made it pretty big all around the world as a swimmer. She was known everywhere and was the spokeswoman for many companies. Though she felt some thing was missing, she didn't know what it was.

She had fame and fortune. She had almost anything she could ever ask for, but she felt empty. She sighed as her cell phone rang. "Hello," she said into the receiver.

"So sorry to bother you Miss Kagura," Azuki Hitaki, Kagura's manager, said quickly.

"It's ok Mr. Hitaki. What's up?"

"Well, there's something…uh…important I must discuss with you…concerning your next swim match," he nervously. "If you wouldn't…mind coming into my office today." Even though he was considerably older than Kagura, she intimidated him. He couldn't figure out why.

"Huh? Why don't you just tell me over the phone?" Kagura hadn't really been paying attention to him, a habit she was trying to brake but finding difficult since she found the old man to be boring. She just wanted to go to sleep.

"No Miss…this is too important. I need to discuss this with you in person," he said, his voice quivering with worry.

The worry in his voice caught her full attention. Her manager wasn't usually the worrying type. Being naturally concerned with those she knew she said, "All right Mr. Hitaki, I'll be there in fifteen minutes."

"Thank you Miss Kagura." He hung up before Kagura could say goodbye.

Kagura put her cell phone away. "He always does this," she said as she got up. "Calls me right when I'm about to go to sleep." She grabbed her keys and jacket. "But this sounded important. I wonder what's bothering him."

Fifteen minutes later, just like she had said, Kagura was walking through her manager's office door. She saw the old, pudgy man standing by the window. He was in his late fifties and was already beginning to bald. He was shorter than Kagura, who was about average height. He turned around, saw Kagura standing at the door and went to sit in his chair. He gestured for Kagura to sit in the chair in front of his desk.

Kagura did so. After a moment of silence she said, "Well Mr. Hitaki, what's so important that you made me come here?"

"I got a letter today-"

"That's all! I get letters everyday…oh wait it's different with you, hardly anyone knows you," Kagura said, not noticing her manager's angry expression. "I suppose knowing me has upped your popularity. So, what did the letter say?"

"I was getting to that-"

"Was it a love letter? Because if it was, you can keep that to yourself."

"Well, if you'd listen-"

"Maybe an old college drinking buddy…maybe..." Kagura looked at her manager "…maybe not…but what does that have to do with my next match," Kagura said lost in thought.

"Listen!" Kagura jumped. Her manager rarely yelled at her. "Ah, sorry…but this is important."

"No…continue," Kagura said quietly, with her head down.

"I got a letter today. A rather disturbing letter that has made me worry about your safety." He looked at Kagura, whose head bolted up at the end of the sentence.

"What? Why?"

"Well…" he grabbed an envelope from inside his desk and handed it to Kagura. "Read it."

Kagura slowly pulled the letter out of the envelope and began to read it.

Dear Mr. Azuki Hitaki,

I would like to inform you of how much I love Kagura. She is by far the greatest woman I have ever seen. She has strength, dexterity, and determination, qualities I admire very much in a woman. I sometimes see her talking to you and take note on how carefree she can be, and that she's serious only when she needs to be. If anyone she knows is in trouble she's always there for them.

But as much as I love her, I'm quite jealous of her. She has everything I've wanted for so long. Everything that I've poured my heart and soul out to get. So as a result, I advise you keep her away from her match next month. If you don't comply, she might "disappear" before the match. I hope you take me seriously, I'm not someone to be taken lightly. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

Yours truly,

An admirer from afar

Kagura read the letter three times. Then she looked up. "Someone's just playing a prank," she without a hint of worry in her voice.

"Maybe, but we can't take any chances."

Kagura, knowing what that might mean said, "Hey, I've been busting my ass my whole life to get where I am today. I'm not gonna let some idiot ruin it for me. I'm competing in my next match."

"That's not what I meant…" Azuki trailed off.

"Then, what?"

"I've hired five bodyguards for you. The best the money can afford."

"What!" Kagura practically flew in the air in shock. "I don't even need one bodyguard, why five? I can take care of myself."

"Miss Kagura. I know you're more of an independent person, but I can't take any chances since this does involve you. Do you realize how important you are?"

Kagura crossed her arms and slumped in her chair. "I sometimes don't feel all that important," she in a low voice. Then there was a knock on the door.

"Oh, I think that's them." Azuki got up, walked to the door and opened it. He saw five people standing on the other side. "Hello, please come in." He ushered him into his office. Then he sat back down at his desk. "Miss Kagura these are your bodyguards."

Oh God. They're all women. Why? "Uh, Mr. Hitaki."

"Yes Miss Kagura?"

Kagura got out of her chair and walked over to him. She bent down and whispered in his ear. "They're all women."

"I know."

"Why?"

"You get what you get." Kagura walked back to her chair in a humph.

The youngest, shortest of the five women, and obviously the leader, walked over to Kagura. "Hello, my name is Chiyo Mihama. It's an honor to be of service to you."

Kagura stared at her. She looked at Chiyo's pigtails and childlike qualities. She's so cute. She looks more like a squeezable doll than a badygaurd.

Kagura stood up. "Uh, kid. You're barely tall enough to reach my head. How are you going to protect me?"

Chiyo frowned. "Kid? Lady I'm 25, ok?" Whoa, she has temper. She demands respect. Wow. Chiyo then smiled. "Come meet the rest of the crew." Kagura followed Chiyo to the other four women. "This Sakaki-san." Kagura wowed. She's tall!

"Uh, hello," Kagura said. Sakaki just nodded.

"She doesn't talk much. Next is Koyomi Mizuhara."

"Call me Yomi, Miss Kagura," Yomi bowed.

"Here was have Ayumu Kasuga, otherwise known as Osaka."

"Hello…uh hello?" Kagura waved her hand in front of Osaka. "What's wrong with her?"

"Don't worry she not always…attentive." Chiyo patted Osaka on the back.

"Huh? Chiyo-chan?" She looked at Kagura. "Oh hello. My name is Osaka. You must be that swimmer chick we're supposed to protect."

"Yes , I'm Kagura."

Chiyo led Kagura to the last woman, who was waiting impatiently. "And here was have-"

"Tomo Takino! I'm the strongest, smartest one of the whole group! You can't get any better than me," Tomo shouted loudly. "I don't even know why I'm doing this! This is a waste of my precious time. Don't think just because I'm going to protect you that I'm gonna be your friend."

"You talk too much," Kagura said.

"What did you say, idiot!"

"You must be deaf. I said you talk to much." Tomo grunted and turned her head. "Is she always this annoying," Kagura said, stunned at how Tomo already got on her nerves.

"She's a bit egotistic," Chiyo said bashfully. "Now each one of us a certain job in the group." Pointing at herself, "Planner." Pointing at Sakaki, "Fighter." Pointing at Yomi, "Organizer." Pointing at Osaka, "Infiltrator." Pointing at Tomo, "Bait."

"That's right, I have the most impor…hey! Bait! Why can't Sakaki be the bait, I'm way stronger than her." She glared at Sakaki. "Well played my rival, you can be the fighter this time. But next time I'll show you."

"Uh, excuse me," Kagura walked back over to Azuki. "Well, this is an interesting group of people."

"Yes. You better get used to them."

"Why?"

"Because, they're going to be living with you for the next few months."

"What!" Kagura gasped and looked back at the five women. "Oh crap."

(A/N) This isn't my first fan fic but it's my first Azumanga fan fic. I thought of this story a few days ago. This story will feature my favorite Azumanga couple. Please review, it'll help me actually feel like writing new chapters.

Sorry for any grammatical errors. If you saw any, please point them out. Also I'm horrible at keeping the characteristics of certain characters. I tried my best.