Tada! Get ready for a butt ton of random postings! I'm going to be posting several one-shots that have no other place to go in my list of stories that is just getting longer. So they be going here!

Enjoy!

The guide's cried got louder as the hero pushed him further and further into the bed. Body screaming out in ecstasy as the hero took him higher. Legs lifted to allow for better access, causing both to moan. Friction was no longer an issue as they meshed together to become one. Kisses laid on the hero's muscled neck in appreciation. The guide threw his head back as the hero pounded into the lithe frame and-

"Hey Sheik!" I jolted from my writing and flushed.

I looked up at my best friend that was standing at the end of my bed. "Oh, h-hi... What are you doing here?"

"Just wondering what you're doing." Link walked around the bed to look at the screen and I slammed the laptop shut. "Writing something?"

"No." Link chuckled and I glared.

"Are you sure? It looked like you were." He smiled at me and I turned my head away in embarrassment for being caught. "Must've been naughty."

"No, it wasn't. And I wasn't writing!" I crossed my arms.

I huffed and Link sighed. "I see, okay. I'll drop it."

"What do you need, anyways?" I glared at him and Link grinned guiltily.

"Aww... How did you know I needed something?" He whined and I rolled my eyes.

I flopped backwards on the bed and and groaned. "Why else would you bother me."

"Maybe I wanted to be naughty with you." My breathing halted as Link crawled up on my bed, his body hovering over mine.

"Don't you have a girlfriend for that." I snorted and pushed him away before climbing off the bed.

"Girls don't play like you do." My hand landed on the doorknob just as Link grabbed me, turning my little body around, then pushed me against the door. So many ideas!

Thoughts were pushed away for later use before I got my train of thought back. "In case you haven't noticed, Link, I'm a man. Last time I checked, you weren't gay."

"I'd be gay for you, Sheiky." I shoved him away from me and bolted for the door.

Water sprinkled across my floor as I walked back into my room. I went to take a shower so I could avoid Link. He bothered me all down the hall and even asked if he could shower with me. I swear, how did I end up with such a weird friend.

My eyes trailed around my room, scanning for anything out of place. Link likes to touch things, which caused me to develop such a habit. The only thing out of place was my computer. And it was sitting, on and open, in my best friend's lap.

"Link?!" I rushed over as he jolted. But I wasn't able to grab the computer.

"Sheik!" Then Link giggled. Oh, goddesses no. "Not writing anything naughty, hmm. Then what is all this? Some great guy on guy action. Pretty descriptive for a virgin."

"Stop!" I hissed and pressed the lid down.

My wrist was captured and Link pulled me further onto the bed. He pinned me down and smirked at me. "And here I was thinking you were so innocent. Naughty, naughty."

"Link..." It was meant to come out as a hiss, but ended up being a whine.

"I wasn't lying when I said I'd be gay for you." He leaned down and nuzzled into the side of my face, lips pressed against my ear. "Only ever wanted you."

"Wha-What about that girl of yours?"

"What girl, Sheik? I never had one. Sure, I played along and pretended to have a girlfriend, but I'm not really interested in anyone." His blue gaze caught me and took my breath away. "Except you."

This wasn't right. Link couldn't possibly... Need to change the subject. "Why were you on my computer?" Link spaced for a moment and I shoved him away, scrambling for the end of the bed. I needed to make room between us before I lost my mind.

"I needed to look something up." He pouted slightly.

I realized what he had needed before. "That's why you were in here earlier."

"Yep!" Butterflies erupted in my stomach, threatening to make me vomit.

"Then why did you end up reading those..." I wasn't sure what to call my writings. I wrote about legends mainly. Did that make them normal stories... or would they be considered fanfics...

My heart beat wildly in my chest at Link's chuckle. "They were still up and I wanted to know what you were doing. Though I suppose it wasn't a good idea."

I gulped. He must have thought I was a freak now. "Wh-Why is that?"

"I have a..." Link looked up at me and grinned. Such a wicked smile. I feared for my virginity in that moment. "...little problem."

Hehe. I make myself laugh. I'm a little unsure if I like this one all that much. But it makes me giggle, so I deem it humorous enough to be posted.

Review. I'll try to post a new one-shot for every review I get on this. Try being the word.

Love and snuggles,

~Annoying :)