"Cullens!" boomed Emmett.

We all jumped and looked at Emmett who sat cross-legged on the lounge room floor. Emmett looked around, proud. Alice and Jasper were laying on the sofa, Rosalie was sitting in front of Edward's piano and Edward and I were on the loveseat. Carlisle and Esme were in the next room.

"And Swan," Emmett said, gesturing to me, then he raised his voice again, "Truth or dare!"

Everyone winced. I looked around nervously at their pained faces.

"Should I be worried?" I asked Edward.

"No," he said, "Don't worry. You're not playing. Our truth or dare games tend to be very dangerous,"

"Oh you're such a party pooper, Eduardo," Emmett said, poking out his tongue, "We'll go easy on her,"

It took some convincing but everyone agreed to play. Well, except for Carlisle and Esme but nobody messed with Carlisle when he put his foot down. We all sat in a circle on the floor. Everyone still looked tortured. I found it rather amusing until Emmett turned on me.

"Isabella Swan," he said in a devilish voice, "Truth or dare?"

I gulped, "Uh… truth?"

Emmett opened his mouth to deliver my fate, but Jasper scoffed and muttered, "Humans…"

I turned on him and raised my eyebrows, "Shut it, mood ring,"

He raised his eyebrows too, "Are you calling me unreliable?"

"No, I'm calling you cheap,"

There was a murmur of appreciation through the group.

"Bring it on, tampon!"

"You wish, jellyfish!"

"Go die, crazy pie!"

"TOO FAR, RED CAR!"

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!"

"Jasper!" Edward growled as Jasper went to stand up.

"Sorry," Jasper mumbled.

I poked my tongue at him.

"Are you done?" Emmett asked impatiently, "Right. Bella. If you could date anyone in the Cullen family EXCEPT Edward, who would it be?"

I bit my lip, thinking. Emmett looked amused as I squirmed.

"Alice," I said, finally.

She beamed at me. The group laughed.

"What can I say, we've got chemistry," I said, shrugging.

"Alright Bella, your turn," Emmett said.

"Um…" I looked around the group, then decided, "Emmett,"

He grinned wickedly, "Dare. Bring it,"

I thought for a moment.

"Alright… I dare you to call up Eric Yorkie and confess Edward's undying love for him,"

"WHAT?" Edward cried, looking at me.

I laughed, so did Emmett.

The phone was on speaker. We all sat around it, even Carlisle and Esme came to listen.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Eric, it's Emmett Cullen here,"

"Oh, uh, hi Emmett,"

"How's it going, dude?"

"Uh, good… thanks…"

"So anyway, have you heard that Bella and Edward broke up?"

"REALLY?"

"Yeah, tragic, really,"

"Uh hem, uh, yes, it's… terrible,"

"So actually I'm talking for Edward. See, he broke up with Bella because he actually loves somebody else,"

"Uh, really?" Eric sounded nervous.

"Yep. He wanted me to tell you that he has a thing for you,"

"…""Take your time,"

"…" Suddenly, Eric started laughing.

"Is something comical?"

"It's you, isn't it?"

"I'm sorry?"

"You're the one who likes me! Oh, I knew it! Oh, Emmett, I love you too. We don't have to hide anymore. We can be together forever!"

Emmett looked horrified. I snickered. I knew it would backfire on him. Edward grinned appreciatively at me. Emmett slammed the phone down. We all burst out laughing.

"Shut up," growled Emmett, "Jasper, truth or dare?"

"Dare," Jasper replied through chuckles.

"I dare you to make out with Bella,"

"Eh?"

"You heard,"

Jasper, Alice, Edward and I all looked at Emmett angrily.

"No way," we said in unison.

"Dare is a dare. Rule number one, and the only rule in Cullen truth or dare is you must do every dare,"

"Fine," I said.

They all looked at me.

"Really?" asked Emmett disbelievingly.

"Yep. But one condition. You guys have to get out. I don't want Edward or Alice seeing,"

They all looked at me sceptically, but left the room one by one. Edward and Alice looked scandalised.

Jasper and I were alone.

"I guess we should get it over with," Jasper said.

"OH JASPER!" I said suddenly, louder than I should've.

"What?" hissed Jasper.

"Oh yeah, Jasper!" I moaned. He caught on.

"Oh Bella!"

"Jasper!"

"Bella!"

"TAKE ME NOW!"

"Bring it,"

"Oh Jasper, don't put your hand in there!"

"You know you like it baby,"

The door burst open and they all leapt in. Jasper and I burst out laughing.