Disclaimer: Last time I checked I don't own Teen Titans.

A/N: So this is actually a request from Aquariusfeign. I don't believe she has an account here but she haunts FF all the time. We watched the ending of Season 4 together and she requested this oneshot. So here I go:

Hell hadn't been a nice place.

Slade stepped back and looked around. It was nice being here in his own flesh-and-blood. He was nobody's servant. He admired his wall of trophies, but none was quite so awesome as this one was. In fact it took up most of his wall and Slade had to move some of his other trophies around.

"Well I have to admit, it does look rather dashing," Wintergreen said. "I think you should move it to the left a little more."

Slade snapped his fingers and one of his Sladebots approached. He gave out an order for the Sladebot to move it to the left. Wintergreen was right—it did look better to the left.

"So, how exactly did you manage to come back?" Wintergreen asked. "I was under the impression that you died when Terra took you down."

Technically, that was true. But Slade didn't really want to talk about that right now. To him, all that mattered was that he was here again. Alive. Now that the Titans were distracted he could start planning things again. Slade wasn't sure what he wanted to do next, but he was sure that he didn't want to train any more apprentices for awhile.

"That's a long story…one that has to do with the Titans."

Ah yes. Slade wasn't lying when he said that he liked the fringe benefits of Trigon's ascension. Although he liked having those powers he didn't feel quite himself. Slade didn't consider himself a hero for helping to save the world. He did like annoying Robin in hell though.

"Well, I'm sure we'll have plenty of time for the story over tea," Wintergreen said. "I want to hear how you got this."

Together the pair of them turned and left the room. It felt so good to be alive…and having that trophy on his wall made him feel so good. It was another slap to Trigon's face. Slade smiled underneath his mask.

Trigon's horn looked awesome on his wall.

A/N: Not as funny as I hoped it would be…but it was a request so I wrote this in like ten minutes.