Ello!I'm back to writing these cuz I kind of feel bad..for what, a year hiatus?..with out telling anyone there'd be a hiatus...or a head's up!lol I am a genius!...so ingenious that if it wasn't for the fact I had spell check I would've spelt genius wrong!
ryou:"Please tell me Kaiba wont really kill me"
me:"ah-"
kaiba:"oh I will,Nimo has NO control what so ever!BWHAHHAHAHA"
ryou: 00 "mommy!"
yugi:"Wait,did we already start?"
joey:"dunno yug, dont think so!"
kaiba:'dunno yug,dont think so'Can you GET any stupider?!We clearly didn't start since it didn't say 'STORY START'
hear's marik's voiceOH SHNAPS!!!!! comes running in with nothing but a towel on and is soaking wet" was I late!?"
ryou:"marik-"
marik:"Cuz in my defense malik took to long in the shower since he's a woman and i just got in now and i didn't know the story started!!Besides i was so used to there being no stories that i spent my time reeking havoc!!!!"
kaiba:"doofus-"
malik comes running in "WOMAN?!Excuuuuuuuse me?!"
marik:"ya!Woman!"
malik:"oh no you didn't !That's it,i'm going to have to go animal activist on your sick,twisted,animal hariming ass!"
kaiba:"whoa whoa whoa,when did I get involved in this?Just cus I made fun of the mutt?!"
malik:"I meant marik!"
joey:"Shut it ya rich snob!!!"
marik:"laaaaaaame,is that all you could say dog man?"
joey:"why are you talkin?Your the one with a palm tree for a head!"
marik:"WHAT?!IMy hair is futuristic!For i am a VISIONAIRE,so take that and shove it!"
yami:"hate to interrupt the rant of a visionary,which is what you meant,VISIONARY,not VISIONAIRE!So why don't YOU take that in shove it into the dense jungle that is your hair!!"
bakura:"oh,ya wanna talk about hair now,mister 'goes through a year's worth of hair gel each day' frick!You look like you were modeled after a star fish!"
marik+malik:"ooooooooh,you gonna take that?!"
yami:"NO!DIE TOMB ROBBER!"
bakura:"BRING IT PHAROH!" joey:"are you two gonna duke it out?"
duke:"anyone say my name?"
joey:"nah!I didn't mean you!"
duke:"whatever,just for calling me up for no reason i'm staying here!"
bakura:"were civilized people,we'll just play WII boxing!"
yami:"I SHALL defend my title as the WII boxing champion!For the honour of my hair gel depends on it!"
ryou:"..dont you mean the world?"
yami:"no,hair gel!"
yugi:"weren't we in a forest?!"
me:"we arrrre!" everyone looks around"ah damn!"
marik:"i feel exposed"clutches towel
everyone:"MY EYES!!!"
yami:"someone start the story !!!" And then with a courageous struggle one man stood up above the rest,that man will forever have everyone in their debt for uttering the words that will liberate alltakes a deep breath" STORY STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART" and with that the world was saved!
Yugi:"yay!I saved the world without yami's help!"
yami:"...psh,lucky
shot,WITH OUT ME YOUR NOTHING!"
Bakura:"can
you say.."
Marik+malik:"BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!"
Bakura:"can
you give me a ..."
Marik+malik:"SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWG!"
Bakura:"can
you give a round of applause for our guest"
Malik+marik:"ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"
Ali:"hey!"
Marik:"suuuuuup!?...have
any clothes on you?!"
Ali:"other
than the one's i'm wearing..?...no"
Marik:"HOW COULD YOU?!I DEPENDED ON YOU ALI!ALI WHYYYYY?!"
Ali: OO takes steps back
Marik:get's down on his knees"WHYYYYYYYY?!WHY
RA,WHY!?"
Me:"this
is getting tres creepy!"throws a bag on him"Welcome paper
bag princess!!
"Marik:"dont
you mean prince?!"
Me:"Ali,do
you think I meant princess?"
Ali:"uh-huh!"
Me:"there
you go!"both of us grin at him
Marik:"HOW
CRUEL!"
Kaiba:"where's
everyone else?!"a mountain man comes up to us "They went
on a quest to find themselves"OO
Malik:"dude,that
is deep"OO
Bakura:"i
knoooow,like,i could totally understand,i must go find myself"OO
Man:"but
first we must do the dance of the kuna kana krita mana!The dance of
jumping off cliffs like lemmings!"
Bakura+malik:stare
at each other then the man
Bakura:"why
dont you show us how it's done!"
Man:"okay,but
only if you promise to follow after"
Malik:"what?Jeeze
you thought we were gonna ditch you,of course not!"
Man:"oh,okay,KUNA
KANA KRITA MANA!E!E!E!E!" takes three giant jumps and then runs
off a cliff
silence
Malik+bakura:"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!"crying
Bakura:"he,he
actually did it!THE DOOFUS HAHAHAHA!!!!"
Malik:"I
knoooooow!!!!HAHA!!Oo!This breaking news!We just got a message from
Ali,seems her friend Kyra wants to be in this as well but she was too
lazy"
Bakura:"JOIN
THE CLUB,the writer here is lazy too,where is she?!"
Me:sleeping
Bakura:"..."
Me:turns
over in sleep
Bakura:"how
is this still being written?!"sees the mountain man on the
laptop
Man:grins madly
Bakura:"HOLY
ICE CAPS,HE'S BACK!!!THE MOUNTAIN MAN IS BACK!!!"
Kyra:"mountain
man?Do you know what they're talking about?"
Ali:shrugs"they're
insane,let's look for the others!"
Bakura:"The
mountain man is making you think i'm insane!!I'M NOT THOUGH"
Kaiba:"i
see no mountain man you raging lunatic"
Marik:"clearly
he hasn't found himself"
Kaiba:"clearly,you
should have done the kuna kana krita mana!The dance of jumping off of
cliffs like lemmings!"
Bakura:
OO"YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE!I WONT JUMP OFF A CLIFF"
Malik:"but
you're dead,why do you care!?"
Bakura:"...oh
ya,well,your gay!"
Malik:gasp"I
CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT"
Duke:"is
this what you people do?!"
Kyra:"wonder
how the other's are doing!"Meanwhile
Yami:"STAY
BACK,STAY BACK I SAY EVIL CREATURE OF DARKNESS!!!"
Ryou:"wha?All
I said was that while we're here we should look for tea"
Yami:"YOU
EVIL CREATEN!Why must you repeat her name?!"
Ryou:stare"yugi..i
think yami has a fear of tea"
Yugi:"ya,i
know,sad isn't it?"
Joey:"TEA!"
Yami:"AH!"
Joey:"just
kidding!"
Yami:glare"do
I have to mind crush you?"
Joey:"well
that'll be hard cuz...TEA'S HERE!RUN,RUN YAM RUN!"
Yami:tries
to run"AH,SHE HAS ME"
Joey:holding
onto yami's collar"gee, does she?"
Yami:turns
his head"i hate you"
Joey:"Aw,what
was that?YOU LOVE TEA GARDNER?!"
Yami:eyes
widen"NOOOOOOOO "
Ryou:"why
do you people hate her?"
Yugi:"well,after hearing friendship speeches millions of times
every
hour you tend to go insane"
Ryou:"you
seem sane!"
Yugi:turns
to ryou"cuz if i'm a good boy tea wont lock me in a room with
tinky winky,dispy,lala and po!"
Ryou:"THE
TELETUBBIES?!"
Yugi:"WHAT?!WHERE?!HIDE
ME!!!"
Ryou:"oh
god,someone save me!!"
Back
with us-Bakura:"NOW,LET US VENTURE INTO THE UNKNOWN TERRITORY OF
MOUNTAIN MAN"
Kaiba:"Dont
you mean 'men' twit!"
Bakura:"there's more of them!?"
Kaiba:"JUST GO!!"
Bakura:"EVERYONE
FOLLOW ME"runs into the forest
Kyra+ali+duke+malik+marik:"OKAY!"follows
Kaiba:"why
are they running in the direction the mountain man fell?!"
Me:sleeping
Kaiba:"WAKE
UP YOU"kicks me
Me:"ow!jerk!"
Duke:"Wait,did
kaiba just say-"hears bakura scream
"RA DAMMIT
ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"falls
Duke:"AAAAAAAAH
HELL NO!"tries to stop but malik bumps into
him,falls"MALIIIIIIIIIIIK!!!"
Malik:"MY
BAD!"ali bumps into him,falls"SO THIS IS HOW IT ENDS?!HOW
SUKIIIIIIIIIIISH!"
Ali:"oh
crap!Malik,sorry!!"
marik smashes into
her,falls"GAH!MARRRRRRRRRRRRRIK!!!"
Marik:"oh,shit!CRIME
SCENE!!"turns around and has krya smash into him,falls"I'M
NOT GONNA DIE ON MY OWN!"grabs krya
Krya:falls"NOOOOOO!!!!!PAPER
BAG PRINCESS HOW COULD YOU?!"
Me:"oo,what
a way to go!"
Kaiba:"they're
fault!I mean,who follows bakura?!"
Man:roars
Us:OO
Man:"I
MUST EAT HUMAN FLESH"
Kaiba:"ah
crap nimo we should-"see's me running in the direction everyone
else went"THERE'S A CLIFF THERE"
Me:"I
KNOW!"jumps"I HAVE NO REGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS"
Kaiba:stares
at the man then at the cliff"...it wasn't me,it was
you,BYE!"runs and jumps off the cliff"ONLY I CAN MAKE
THIS LOOK COOOOOOOOOOOL"
Back with yami,joey,ryou and yugi-
Ryou:"joey
stop scaring them!"
Joey:"no!WHEN
I GO TEA,YAMI GO AH!Tea!"
Yami:"AH!"
Joey:"TEA!"
Yami:"AH!"
Joey:"When
i go teletubby,yugi go ah!TELETUBBY"
Yugi:"AH!"
Joey:"TELETUBBY!"
Everyone:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
Joey:"some
set of lungs ya got,yug!"
Yugi:"That
wasn't me!"
Joey:"then
who..."looks up"ooooooooooooooh shnaps"we fall on
them
Kaiba:gets up and brushes himself off"well,SEE,what happens when you drag me out of civilization and into a dirty
place,ryou?!"
Ryou:"howcome
i'm not dead?"
Kaiba:"i
could fix that"takes out a gun
Ryou:"NOOO!!!"Kaiba:pulls
trigger
Man:"NOOOOOOOO!"jumps
infront of ryou
Ryou:"NOOOOOO..wha?But.."
Man:"it's
okay,for i have found myself,giving my life for a youngster is okay"
Ryou:"...that
wouldn't have hit me anyways since everyone's kind of crushing me"
Man:"so
i died in vain?!"
Ryou:"pretty
much!"
Man:"aruuuuuugh"dies
Kaiba:"howcome
you could still talk then?!"to ryou
Ryou:"my
body's so numb it's not even funny"
Everyone slowly get's up-
Kyra:"hey,we
found them!"
Ali:"YAY!"
Joey:"my
body hurts"
Me:"i
woke up for this!?"
Duke:"APPARENTLY"
Yami:"is
this over?!"
Kaiba:"well
the point WAS to destroy ryou"
Ali:"i
thought it was to rescue them!"points at ryou,joey,yugi and
yami
Kaiba:"oh,you're
talking about yoooooour agenda,mine was to destroy ryou"
Kyra:"whoa!What'd
you do to him?!"asks ryou
Ryou:"I
DONT KNOW!"
Kaiba:"oh you know,you so know you lying albino freak of
nature"glare
Bakura:"HEY,I'M
ALBINO TOO!"
Kaiba:"and?!
"Bakura:"AND
I'M PROUD"
Yami:"so
why talk!?"
Bakura:"SHUT
UP"
Yugi:"i
think that's all for now"
Me:"oh,YES
IT IS,i'm tired,hungry and need to do something"
Joey:"what
do you need to do?"
Me:"i
dont quite know..EITHER WAY,LET OUR GUESTS FINNISH THIS OFF"
Kyra+ali:"BYE!HOPED
YOU ENJOYED IT!"waves
Joey:"hey
didja ever wonder who we're waving to?"
Malik:"just
shut up and waaaaaaave"fake smile while waving
Joey:shrugs"whatever"puts on a fake smile and waves