Title: Aw, Crap...
Author: Erin
Characters: Jack and Teal'c (mention of General Hammond, Major Davis, Garak and various Tok'ra, Jaffa and government bigwigs)
Rating: G
Summary: Jack knows that if something can go wrong, it probably will.
Warning: post-Season Seven (but written before Season Eight, so roughly AU). Cookies if you get the joke.
Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and all it's bits and pieces belong to the folks at Gekko, Showtime and Sci-Fi.
The State dinner was inevitable. SG-1 had been "invited" as the Tauri representatives - with General Hammond and Major Davis - as well as a handful of government dignitaries privy to the Stargate program.
On the head table sat an extravagant floral arrangement in a simple, white vase, the size of a cookie jar. Its only design: a large blue star.
Jack noticed a Tok'ra standing off to one side, muttering to himself. Nudging Teal'c, he waited for the Jaffa to translate.
"Roughly: 'From the bottom of my heart, I salute you.'"
"Aw crap..." he groaned, reaching for his gun.