Friday
Time: 5:21 p.m.
Location: A room that is supposed to be my new bedroom.
Today would've been a perfectly ordinary day if Gumi didn't knock on the door while I was working on my toothpick ship in a bottle project. To be honest with you, I've never really liked Gumi that much. For starters, she egged my house a while back, and the other day, she pelted it with snowballs.
Anyways, I opened the door for Gumi. Partially out of politeness, but more because I just wanted to avoid the wrath of some contraption she kept up her sleeve. She plopped herself down on my couch, and asked me if I wanted to be adopted by her and Gakupo. Sure, I might look like an nine year-old boy, but I was weirded out by her request.
"Aren't you too young to be my parents?" I asked, "and aren't you two siblings?"
"Well, technically, nii-san and I don't have defined ages, and neither do you, so we could be old enough to be your parents," she quickly replied, "But we're planning to make you our little brother!"
I was quite happy in my little green house (a house that is painted green, not one that is filled with plants). But, Gumi persuaded me to move in with her, saying that she couldn't egg my house anymore if we lived in the same house, and that I wouldn't want to be stalked by creepy old men like her brother was.
After packing my stuff, and leaving my house, Gumi immediately shouted "OKAY GUYS! HE'S NOW OUT OF THE HOUSE!". Then, my former home was swarmed by a bunch of presumably homeless fanmades and UTAUs.
When we got to my new home, she presented me to Gakupo, using the words "Here's our new brother, Gachapo Kamui!"
Both him and I groaned at her joke. I think Gakupo will probably be a better sibling than Gumi, because at least he didn't find joy in vandalizing my property. And he did give me you, my journal, as a welcome gift. Just to be clear, I call this is journal, not a diary, since I'm not a girly as my new older brother. I also don't call me journal "Murasaki".
Anyways, Gakupo is now calling me down for dinner, but apparently, Meiko is cooking, so I'm going to try to skip as much of it as possible.
Time: 10:16 p.m.
After dinner, Gumi barged into my room, while once again, I was trying to work on my toothpick ship in a bottle.
She sat on my bed, and explained to me that the only reason she adopted me as a younger brother was because she needed a lab assistant/evil minion/test subject. And that she used the money she got from selling my house to finance the building of one of her inventions.
I asked her why she told me her evil scheme, and why she couldn't just use Miku or Gakupo as her victim instead. She said that all villains tell their victims their evil schemes, that Miku was too awesome to be a test subject, and that Gakupo did not even deserve such a position.
I agreed with her, but only on the condition that I could use her lab as a workspace for my craft projects. She said "fine, but as long as you always call me 'Dr. Gumi', and don't touch any of Gumi's things."
I have a feeling that I may have moved into an insane asylum, but I will not be sure until further investigation.
(A/N: I don't think it's as good as Violette-K's fics, "Litany" or "Observations", but I hope you still like it. I know this chapter was probably kind of long and a bit boring, but I needed to write this in order to set up all the zaniness that will happen next.)