Little Remedies

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Hey. I kinda want a proper fic up before Christmas but seen as though work and not having time to write is ideal conditions for plot-bunny breeding I have a few little fics kicking about. Don't get excited. This probably will only get update once in a blue moon and they're not very long. But they're not very short either. Not really drabbles - sorta a collection of one-shots. Anyway. Enjoy.

Disclaimer:- I don't own Artemis Fowl. If I did... I dunno *insert witty thing I'd do here*.

Anyway, this goes for the whole lot just in case I forget to shove it at the top of some of them - but you knew that anyway.

Quote-that-I-genuinely-made-up-just-know-for-this-and-might-put-on-my-profile-it's-so-weirdly-fitting:-

I think of it as, if time was water, your mind is full of piles of junk that builds up every day like unlit bonfires and ideas are sparks. When you have a few ideas and lots of time, even loads of really good big sparks can't light the pile of wet junk. When you have no time, the piles dry up and even the littlest of sparky ideas can catch it all alight and ta-da it lights up into a beautiful roaring fire-beast and you have a full blown story going on in your head that you have to keep cooped up somewhere with all the rest of the boring stuff that gets stuffed into your brain everyday. Then when you write or type or whatever to let it out, this is one of the things that could happen.

Hmm. That is quite possibly the most philosophical thing I have ever written.

And yes you could have just skipped all that writing and may have, but you may be glad you didn't.

Ah well.

On with it then.

Wolfy

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