Kamina: so yeah…Oh And I'm Skipping Some Lines This Chapter,
XANAUZUMAKI'S OCARINA OF TIME ABRIDGED: HYRULE'S MAELSTORM:
With the Great Deku Tree:
GDT: Navi! Navi! Where art Thou Navi! I Speakith In the Old English Since My Words Are Highly Dramatic!
Navi: I'm Here!
GDT: Navi! I Have A Important Task For You, It is time for Link To Go On his quest and we also need to fix this nearly to death injured kid over amnesia so i thought...eh...NOW...GO!
(TimeJump)
Link: GDT, Why was there a Brain damged idoit in my house? I was trying to hide from saria/Masturbate.
GDT:...One ew, two because it is time For You to Go On A Adventure Into Hyrule For THe Fate of hyrule.
Link:Really?
GDT: Yes, Because We Are Dealing With The Ultimate Desperate times...That's Why I'm Giving YOu This Brain Damaged Fairy...besides THe Fact She Was the last one.
Link:Whoa, These Must Be REALLY desperate times...But Two Things
GDT: Link?
Link: One, I Get To Cut Things?
GDT: YES!
Link: Who Is The Near Death Cut Orange Over There?
GDT: He is A Young Boy Who Landed Here From THe Sky And Since I'm Dying And Lazy, He is going with you To Either Surpres The Rage Of Navi Or Two To Destroy His Amnesia.
LInk: Fine...Aren't I Supposed TO BE Doing A Temple Right Now.
GDT: THe Temple Isn't The Problem, It's Termites, Now Take Thy Stone,Heal This Kid And OH Wait, He's Already Healed(Link:What THe Hell?),And Run From This Place Before Saria Finds you Two.
Link:AH! OKAY,I'M LEAVING!
But Unknown To Either The Boy's Compainions Were looking for him and one thought wa going through Link's Head.
(wait...Why Fix His Amnesia when i can make him like me...A COMPLETE DOUCHBAG!)