Well here's another romance story I made up from remembering Nicki Minaj's song while doing something, dealing with the Mario worlds famous couples...enjoy.
"Shawty Imma only tell you this once, you the illest (dat for dat dat dude)"
Mario was walking to Princess Peach's castle with a pep in his step, the reason why was because it was their 1st year anniversary of a couple and he wasn't happier of being with the love of his life.
He then suddenly stopped. "Mamma Mia! I forgot to get the princess a present, what am I going to get her for our anniversary?"
He looked around the shops for a decent present for the lovely princess; a diamond ring was too expensive, taking her out to lunch was to plain and simple plus she had chefs catering at her every whim, duh!
Then he saw a flower shop, he knew that the princess adored flowers, he ran into the shop and looked around for something that says "I love you my beauty".
"Excuse me sir, can I help you with anything?" the shopkeeper asked around a set of roses.
"Yes, I'm looking for a bouquet of flowers for my girlfriend, it's our one year anniversary."
"Ahh, one year anniversaries….memories, I just have the set of flowers for you."
She then showed Mario a set of Pink Camellias bound together by a light blue bow, he thought it was perfect.
"EXCELLENT! How much?"
"15 coins sir."
He paid the shopkeeper and thanked her for her much needed help.
Mario ran down the cobbled streets as fast as he can with the camellias in tow but then he saw a little toad was getting bullied by none other than Wario and Waluigi.
"Why then and why now?" He sighed and placed the camellias on top of some set of wooden boxes where the wind wouldn't blow them away and walked over to the brothers.
"Don't you guys have anything else to do in your time?" He asked the brothers.
Waluigi dropped the toad and had a menacing look at Mario. "Not really, shouldn't you be sucking face with your "girlfriend"?"
"Forget it Waluigi, let's just beat the crap out of him and save some time." Wario insisted.
Mario had a pissed look on his face, he was going to be late to meet the princess. "Let's get this over with."
*Due to Mario being pissed off and the Wario bros probably hospitalization, the scene of them fighting will be replaced with a grassy field*
*grassy field with cow* -in background- "OH MY GOSH, ARMS DON'T BEND THAT WAY! AAAAGGGHHHHH!*CRACK!* NO PLEASE NOT THERE! MMMYYY PPRRRIIDDDEE!"
*returns to original scene*
As the brothers were being carried by an ambulance, Mario looked for the camellias and found out that a cow *weird*was eating it, he shooed the cow away and was left with only one camellia in hand.
He sighed "Oh well, might as well get to the castle."
At the castle Princess Peach was sitting in her garden with her face pouted out and arms crossed.
"Please princess come inside, it's getting late." Toadsworth pleaded.
"No, I'm waiting for Mario right here until he comes and explains why he's late."
"But princess-" The doorbell rang. "I'll be back."
Peach sat there in deep thought. "Mario…why haven't you come yet?….is it me…?"
Toadsworth came outside. "Princess, Master Mario has finally arrived."
Peach stood up, arms still folded as Mario ran towards her catching his breath.
"Well?….I'm waiting." Peach said.
"Princess….I can…..explain…..why I….am…late."
"Go ahead."
He told the story about how he was getting flowers for her, Wario and Waluigi's stupidness, their beat down, a cow coming out of nowhere eating the flowers and him helping an old lady across the street.
"So I really am sorry for being late princess and I promise that it won't happen again." Mario promised while holding a pink camellia in front of Peach.
She couldn't stay mad at him forever. "I forgive you Mario."
He stood up and placed the flower behind her ear and kissed her cheek. "I love you princess."
"Thank you Mario, and as Daisy would say, you are the illest man I met in my life."
They both laughed as they enjoyed the moonlight and stars while having cake.
AN- Well it's my first one so please R & R
Peach: "Hey Mario, did you wonder where that cow came from?"
Mario: "Not really."
Me: 0_0'' *whistles and walks away*
Bye Nyo~ron!
