It's been over two years. Many thought it was gone for good…
They were horribly mistaken.
That's right boys and girls, kiss your sanity goodbye because the rabbit hole of depravity has re-opened and dropped you smack dab in the middle of the caverns of crack! Shinobi's Guide is BACK!
Shinobi's Guide 2: Bored Teenagers
Part One: It Begins
By Kaori
Nobody was entirely sure why it was so slow, but during those fourteen days there were no missions. No attacks on allied villages, nobody needing to be escorted, no assassinations…hell Tora even decided to give up trying to escape his overly-affectionate mistress. Call it a fluke, call it divine interference, call it extreme plot contrivance but for fourteen days there was nothing better for anyone to do.
During the first week, people mostly did whatever the felt like; hanging out at friends, trying out those new places or that new recipe they'd promised to but somehow never found the time, catching up on all of the latest gossip, training, or just laying on their backs and staring up at the clear blue sky.
Yes, seven lazy, peaceful days full of doing everything you always wanted to do. But then, after you've done all those things, you realize that you now have nothing else to do. It was this epiphany that forced one Uzumaki Naruto to utter two words that, if anyone had been nearby to hear him say them, would cause people to back up very slowly out the nearest door then run full tilt to the nearest village.
As it was, he was alone and so there was no one to warn the village when he said…
"I'm bored-ttebayo."
Yep, it's an entire Shinobi Guide dedicated to the crap teenagers get up to when they are bored out of their friggin' minds. I know many of you will do it anyway, but I have to ask that you DO NOT attempt any of the things that will be occurring in the next chapter if for no other reason than people these days are wound up a lot more tightly than they were in the 80's (the last decade you could get away with most of this without getting your ass kicked).