Summary- Over the years everyone has learned things not to do to bats. A series of one shots of what everyone learned.
Wally's POV
"I learned something today. Never ever wake a bat. You'd think after one I'd learn."
"You did it to two bat's"
"I did it to all eight of the bat protégées."
"First was Nightwing. I found him asleep at the kitchen counter and I decided to give him a little shake.
Then the next I know I'm being shoved against a wall with a bird a rang to my throat.
Second was Red Hood I was suddenly being shoved a wall wasn't so bad, I found Hood asleep in the floor and poked him and now it was a gun to my head. I fainted.
Third was Red Robin which wasn't so bad. He just used knock out gas.
Forth was Robin or as Hoods him demon boy and I got a knife to my throat. I almost fainted. Okay fine I fainted. Again.
"How'd it go with the girls." My aunt Iris asked with a smirk.
"It was worse."
Uncle Barry and Aunt Iris started laughing and they laughed even harder as I told them what happened to each of the girls.
First was Batgirl and let's just say I screamed like a girl. She decided to throw the first thing she saw at me and just my luck its a knife, it barely missed my head.
Second was Spoiler and she slammers me against the wall with a explosive bird a rang ready to explode.
Third was Black Bat and it was the scariest thing yet. She used fear gas and for three minutes I had experienced something I never wanted to.
Last was Huntress and she twisted my arm behind me. She dislocated it and popped it back it place.
"Sounded like a rough day. Anything else you wanna share." My Uncle said.
Bart suddenly came through the door and his hair looked like a rainbow exploded.
"What happened to you." I said while laughing.
"Never ever dye a bats hair!" Bart shouted before running upstairs while I laughed even harder.
"I wonder what happened to Bart." Uncle Barry said.
"It's another story." I replied
"Don't you mean chapter?"
"You know what I meant."