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Isabellas POV
Phineas is oblivious. Plain oblivious. He doesn't understand my hints at all. When I work up the courage to say something he just takes it as a friendly gesture. He is the most oblivious person I have ever met!
I was sitting on the grass in Phineas and Ferb's back yard/garden. "Grrr"! "Oh hey Perry"! I said ruffling the fur on his head. "I'm just thinking". I said. "Grrr". "What about? Phineas of course". "Grrr". "Well just how I can get him to notice me". "Grrr". "Yea I know. He's so oblivious isn't he"? "Grrr". "I'm taking that as a yes". "Grrr". "Huh"?
When did my life get to the low point where I'm talking to a platypus about relationship advice? I never thought I would think those words. But seriously! He's a platypus!
"Oh right. Have you ever had relationship troubles Perry"? "Grrr". "No huh"? "Grrr". "Chatty today aren't we? Or should I say chattery"? I could have sworn I saw perry roll his eyes when I was half looking. "So what do you think I should do about it"? "Grrr". "You relay think so"? "Grrr". "Are you sure"? "Grrr". "OK I will"! I looked down again thinking about how I just had a conversation with a platypus. I stared at him awkwardly for a few seconds before speaking. "Uuh... Good talk Perry... I guess".
Phineas POV
Sigh... What do I have to do to get her to notice me? I build inventions for her all the time but she just takes it in a friendly way. I have dedicated whole days to helping her. She's just so oblivious.
I was sitting down in our living room waiting for Ferb to come down with supplies. Isabella was waiting outside for us to return. Perry wandered inside and came up to me. "Oh there you are Perry"! I said. "Grrr". "Just thinking". "Grrr". "Isabella". "Grrr". "She's just so oblivious. Everything I do or make for her she just sees as friendship. "Grrr". "I know but I can't".
This is weird. I mean I talk to Perry all the time but this is different. I'm discussing relationship troubles with him. Am I seriously so bad that I ask a platypus for advise?
"Grrr". "What's got you so talkative"? "Grrr". "Just in that sort of mood"? "Grrr". "Yea. I guess I'm like that some days too". "Grrr". "So what do you think I should do about Isabella"? "Grrr". "Hmm... It could work"! "Grrr" "WOW thanks so much Perry"! I said while hugging him. When I stopped hugging Perry I looked up at Ferb who was probably there the whole time. "Uuh... Hi Ferb"? I said slightly embarrassed about the whole platypus thing. He stood there looking at me oddly and blinked. But this wasn't a normal blink. This was a awkward blink. Well as awkward as blinks can get.
Perry's POV
Well who would have thought a platypus would end up a love doctor?
Hi! Its bluewhitepheonix here with a little one shot. Do you think I should make a story about this? Hope you liked the humour! Please review and add ideas! Thanks!