DISCLAMATION: 0.o uuuh. i don't own characters they are © to their rightfull ownerz. and i don't own clue either.
CH.1 GATHER THE VICTEMS!!!
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Johnny was in his house, at the basement, torturing some one (what else is new?) When he heard the 'doorbell' go off.
"I'm coming," an evil grin spread across his dark face, "you stay put." He left the man in his basement and headed to the upper level of his house.
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A small green dog was sitting dorn, starring at the door of house number 777. He rang the doorbell again, (zzzzz-aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!)
"i want a icesucky!!!" It yelled, and the door opened, revieling a dark man, "yes?"
"you have to come with me!!!" It yelled, throwing it's 'paws' in the air in glee.
"no." The man stated simply and slammed the door.
"gir, we use force!!!" A green person said from behind the dog.
"yes, my master." It stated, it's blue eyes flashing red, then going back to blue, it's seriouse face going back to silly under it's doggy suit.
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Johnny was walking away from the door when he heard a big crack noise.
"what the he-" he was cut off when the talking dog came through the door with jets in its torso.
"I Gonna Kidnap You!!" It shouted, and grabbed johnny by his coller, choking him a little.
"Why (choke) the he- (choke) ell are you tak (choke) ing me?!"
"for a special gathering!!" It yelled.
"gir! Restrain him!! He said he might be dangerous!" The green person yelled from the ground.
"okaaaaaaay!!!" It said, and in a matter of seconds, johnny was tied up in chains, with a gag in his mouth.
"muhmuh mehmah muh mmm!!!" He yelled incomprehensible words. (what he really said was: what the hell are you doing?!!?"
"Quiet!!! Gir, put him in the voot cruiser!!! We have to get the Dib and the purple haired girl."
"Can I have a cupcake?"
"yeah, when we get there."
"yaaaay!!!" It cheered, it's master, the green guy, looked annoyed, "why must i have to gather everyone? Me?! The greatest and most powerfull, ziiiiiiiiiiiiiim!!!!" Zim stated.
The voot runner shot off in the direction of dib's house. Zim waisted no time knocking him out. Gir simply pulled 'purple haired girl' along, she was preoccupied with her gs.
"gir, restraint the dib." Zim ordered.
"okey-donkey!!!" It said, and Dib was restrain just as johnny, excepy without the gag, they were both in the back (god knows how the hell they all fit in that thing).
"hey, where are you taking us?" The girl asked.
"i'm not allowed to say."
"tell me, or you will pay!!!" When she said this, dib woke up, "gaz! Do something!!!"
She ignored him and looked at zim, "do you have anymore gags?"
"nope." She shruged, sat down, and played her gs.
"two more people, get ready to restrain one of them, gir." Zim ordered gir.
"okeeeeeeeee!!!!!" It started break-dancing.
Johnny sat there, flabberghasted at all this. Though that was only for a minute, he'd seen worse, he went to hevan and hell, he met the devil, he saw aliens at squee's house… oh god, squee!!!!
There was a movement behind johnny, then his gag came off.
"mr. Scary-neighbor man, what's going on?" A small voice came from behind johnny.
"squee?" He looked back, and squee was sitting there, wide eyes and clutching shmee.
"hmm?" Zim looked back, and saw that johnny's gag came off, "gir, put it back on him," gir just sat there, looking confused. "i saw a squirrel." It said.
"ugh." He turned his attention back to the air.
A few minutes later they arrived at an appartment. Zim landed the voot cruiser. And walked out, moments later, he and a dark colored girl came out with devi tied up with her own gag.
"good, thank you, tenna!"
"no problem, zim, i still owed you from before, remember, with the moose?" She squeeked a skeleten doll.
"ah, spooky, i remember you."
Squeeeeeeeeek!
"ahahahaha! You always know how to make me laugh! Now, help me put devi here in the voot runner." Zim said.
"okey!" Tenna said, and helped him hoist her in, she landed next to johnny, and squished squee.
"squee!" Johnny cried, "holy **** devi!!" He shouted, realizing who the squisher was. Squee moved away, still clutching shmee.
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Devi cried, trying to move away.
"it's ok, devi, i'm restrained too." Johnny said, making a sad face. (which to everyone who is a fan looked adorable.) Devi couldn't stop stairing, in shock and she thought it was cute.
"hey, you, what's your name?" Dib asked.
"me? I'm todd, but everyone calls me squee."
"uh, squee, can you help me get out?"
"no, you may not leave, we have to go to a place, or else!!!" Zim answered.
"or else what?" Johnny asked.
"i dunno, he didn't tell me."
"who?!?!"
"i cant say."
"god **** it!!"
"hey, we're here."
Zim landed the runner in the front of a biiiiig mansion, and a skinny man with glasses came out of it, in a colonal's outfit.
"hey, guys!" He turned to zim, "i owe you one."
"can i go back on nickelodian?" Zim asked, when he said nickelodien, lightning flashed.
"uh, it's not raining." Johnny stated.
The man looked annoyed. "don't say that word."
"what, nickelodian?" Lightning!!!
"yes!!!" The man yelled, then fixed his glasses. "ok, you probably don't know why you're here, i'm jhonen, i've invited you all here to play a game!"
"a god ****** game?!?!?!? That's why that dog-thing tied us all up?!?! For a g-" gir put the gag back on johnny.
(muffled 'mmmmmmmmm!!'S in the background)
"as i was saying, you all get comforable for now, you're each assigned rooms, in your assigned room there's info about everyone. This will help in our game!" He pulled sometihng out from his coat and stroked it. "piggy." It was a piggy-plush toy. (just thought i'd put it in there)
Skreeen change!!!!
Devi's room:
She sat on the bed, reading everyone's profiles. "wha? Paranormal invesigator? He's only 12!" She threw dib's aside and searched for johnny's. "he's died?!" She started shaking, "d-does that m-mean he's a zombie?" She locked the door and window and stayed in the feetle position.
Dib's room:
"aliens, giant dustmites, homocidal maniac, wait, that's… oh man." Dib was looking at squee's profile. He found that johnny was a homocidal maniac. "well, i have to question that squee kid tomorrow."
Gaz' room:
She ignored the profiles and played with her game slave.
Gir's room:
He ran around, yelling. "hey, look, a squirrel!!!!!!!!!" Then he took a cupcake outta his little hatch on his torso (that little blue one) and ate messily.
Johnny's room:
He didn't bother reading the profiles. He just cleaned his knives.
Squee's room:
He sat, clutching shmee, reading everyone's profile. Wide eyed, when he read johnny's. "shmee, i think i'm gonna be sick." … "no i'm not going to set the house on fire, that's not even funny right now."
Tenna's room:
She sat, squeeking spooky.
Zim's room:
He was planning to destroy dib.
Jhonen's room:
"well, it's almost time!!! Better get ready!" … "d*** it! Forgot to get food for dinner!!! Pizza it is!!!" (beep-beep-beep beep-beep-beep-beep) hello? I need 5 large pizzas… how much?! Oh, fine, can i have extra cheese? Ok, put it on rikki simmons' credit card. Thank you!" He hung up.
Later:
(ding-dong)……(diiiiiiiiiiing-dong)
Jhonen answered the door. A skinny caucasion teen, about 17, was holding the 5 pizzas. "pizza delivery."
"thank you!" Jhonen took the pizzas. The kid stuck his hand out, demanding a tip. Jhonen high-fived it, not realizing he wanted a tip, then slammed the door.
He went into the dinning room and set up the plates and pizza slices, due to lack of maids and butlers. He walked over to the stairs and shouted at the top of his lungs, "DINNER IS READY!!!!!!" As squee was walking by, making the small boy 'squee' and drop of the ground and hide his head in the 'gunfire' position.
"whoops, sorry, squee."
"it's ok." The boy replied, shaking.
Everyone came down, slightly annoyed by the loud scream, and guess who was the most annoyed… did you guess yet? No? Ugh, fine……… now? Ok, if you guessed johnny, you win: nothing, good for you!
"why the f*** did you yell?" He hissed at jhonen.
"why do you yell?"
"…fine."
Everyone took their seats, each chair had a name on it, johnny sat in the middle of squee and devi. Arnt they lucky puppies? All through out dinner, devi stayed paralyzed and gaz had to feed her. Cuz jhonen made her. And they had to order 3 extra pizzas for gir. All on rikki's card, of course, and another delivery boy was high-fived, pissed off, and had the door slammed in their face. Johnny was talking to squee though, and squee, being the polite boy he was, would answer.
"i'm gonna sing the doom song!!!" Gir shouted randomly.
"noo!!!" Everyone tried to stop him… emphisis on TRIED.
"doom doom doom doomy doomy doomy doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom!!!" He stoped after an hour, good thing that irken robots are indistructable for gir, bad for our 'happy' maniac.
"finally." Johnny said, rubbing his temples.
"i went through that for 6 months." Zim told him.
"whoa."
The lights shut off and there was a scream. Well, two, one from squee, and one from someone else. The lights flickered back on and zim was on the ground, fake blood on the side of him, and Johnny was looking confused, holding a knife next to Zim, with fake blood on it.
"J-Johnny?" Devi asked.
"Wha?!" He shouted, snapping back to reality, "Hey, I didn't do it this time."
"Get him!" Dib cried.
"Hey, GET AWAY!!! I STILL HAVE THE KNIFE!!!"
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Was it Johnny who did it, or someone else? REVIEW!!!!! OR I WILL EAT YOUR HEAD-MEATS!!!!! Sorry about capitalization, I kinda skrewed it up, and I'm too lazy to fix it, it wont be in the next chapter.