DISCLAIMER: I in no way own Kim Possible nor any of the characters therein.
WARNING: Contains scenes of a graphic and violent nature.
Kim's Day:
The quiet darkness of Kim Possible's bedroom was broken by the sharp peep-peep-bee-deep of the Kimmunicator. Again the small device sounded, and a tossed mass of auburn hair stirred and moved from beneath the covers. Kim swept the hair from over her face, and reached for the button, trying to make out the face through her barely opened eyes.
"What up, Wade?" Kim mumbled. "Besides me, now." She glanced at her clock radio. "Yikes - 4:30 AM??"
Wade looked back through the screen, the same half-asleep look on his face. "I know. I couldn't believe it either. I just wanted to check to see if you're absolutely sure you want your whole website redesigned before noon? And how did you get ready for bed so quick??"
"Huh??" said Kim, more awake after what she heard. "You have to lay off the snacks before bed, Wade. I haven't called you at all since before yesterday. I was out of school with some 24-hour bug. I like the website just fine the way you made it, and I went to bed early, just like I always do on a school night. Actually, I've been in bed all day and night, taking medicine."
"It's way too early to be playing me like this," replied Wade. "You just called me like five minutes ago and demanded it be redone from the ground up, and you wanted it now. I still don't see how you got out of your clothes and into your pajamas so quick."
Kim stared into the screen. Wade was acting like he heard what he heard, but of course, that was impossible. "Go back to bed, Wade," she said. "I'm doing the same. Oh, and don't change the website." The room went dark again as she switched off the Kimmunicator, and flopped her head back down on the pillow, her auburn hair once again draping over her face like a silky curtain.
Later that morning, Kim was nearly late for school, oversleeping after being awakened so early. She raced down the hall to her locker, where she ran into Ron Stoppable, her best friend, and sidekick, when she was saving the world. "Hey Kim," Ron greeted her with a big smile. Kim returned a "Hey."
"Boy, I just can't wait until tonight," said Ron. "It's not every day your best friend says they'll treat you to all the Nacos you can eat! I still can't believe it!"
Kim gave Ron a strange look. "I can't believe it either," she said, "Because I didn't say that. Where did you hear it?"
"Well...*you* told me," Ron continued. "You called me last night and said that you wanted to find out if I was 'Stoppable' at the Bueno Nacho counter." As Ron finished his statement, Rufus popped out of his pants pocket, folded his arms and nodded, then licked his lips and rubbed his front paws together, uttering a quick series of "num-num-num's."
"Ron...I'll gladly buy you one order of Nacos - but for me to buy all you can eat, I'd probably have to take a job at Club Banana just to pay for it! Now...don't you think I know better than that?"
Ron looked confused for a moment; then his face fell a bit. "It's not very cool to play your best friend like that, Kim."
Kim put her hand on Ron's shoulder. "Ron, I would remember if I had said something like that. And I wouldn't play you…but I didn't say it. Maybe you need to follow the advice I gave Wade, and stop with the snacks before bed."
"Sheesh, Kim," said Ron. Well...okay. I'll take you up on the first order - and you can owe me the rest!" With that, Ron ran off to his first class.
The rest of Kim's day went much like her morning, with people mentioning things they said she had promised or done the day before, and then becoming angered when she denied having said what they had claimed they heard from her. "Talk about Accusation Nation!" she sighed as she pulled on the skirt of her cheerleading uniform. Maybe it was all a bad dream, she thought. I'll just wake up any minute now, and the day will be staring for real, just like it's supposed to.
Kim's thoughts turned now to cheerleading practice, one place she could always work off her negative feelings through dances and jumps and coordinating complex formations with the rest of the squad. As she approached the auditorium, Kim heard the familiar voices of the rest of the cheer squad. "Good," she said to herself. "At least they're in an agreeable mood. Maybe this dream is finally over" As she swung the double doors open and walked through, the squad was falling out of a three-tiered pyramid, and tumbling onto the floor, each girl landing in a split with pom-pons raised high. A shrill voice boomed out from the bleachers, and Kim bristled at the sound.
"That was just perfect, girls," shouted out Bonnie Rockwaller, Kim's foe on the cheer squad. "Much better than if Kim were leading it." Bonnie's gaze then shot over to the approaching Kim. "Ohhh, and speaking of which, look who finally decided to take a break from hanging out with her dorky 'sidekick' and spend a little time with us!"
The rest of the girls laughed quietly as Kim marched up to Bonnie, a sneer washing over her face. "Just what do you think you're doing, *Bonnie*?"
Bonnie smiled smugly. "Exactly what you told me to do, *Kim*."
"And that would be what, exactly," said Kim, looking at Bonnie now out of one eye of disbelief. "My short-term memory seems to have been failing me today, but then I always make sure not to waste much time dwelling on any conversation with you..."
"I distinctly remember this particular conversation," Bonnie shot back. "You told me to assemble the squad 20 minutes early today and run them through the drills."
Kim narrowed her eyes. "Now that conversation I would remember. It would be just before starting my stay at the local insane asylum! I never told you anything even resembling that."
Bonnie began to giggle evilly. "Well I hope your cheerleading uniform fits over your straight jacket, dear. You said it yesterday in the caf. Not only that, but Tara and Ross were with me, and they heard it, too!"
Kim looked over at Tara and Ross, who nodded in agreement. She then turned back to Bonnie, whose grin had widened even more.
"I have witnesses. Gonna go back on your word, which seems to be gold to most other people for reasons which escape me - hmm?"
This was the last straw. Kim didn't know what was causing the events of this day, but she knew she had reached the end of her rope - and she had to find out what was going on. "Have your fun, Bonnie," she sighed. "Run the squad today. I have something more important to do at the moment."
"Oh, you'll have much more time to do 'more important things,'" Bonnie hissed. "After people see how much better the squad is under my leadership, they'll become as forgetful about the name Kim Possible as you are about everything else!"
Kim threw the doors of the auditorium open and walked out to the echoing sound of Bonnie's laughter.
WARNING: Contains scenes of a graphic and violent nature.
Kim's Day:
The quiet darkness of Kim Possible's bedroom was broken by the sharp peep-peep-bee-deep of the Kimmunicator. Again the small device sounded, and a tossed mass of auburn hair stirred and moved from beneath the covers. Kim swept the hair from over her face, and reached for the button, trying to make out the face through her barely opened eyes.
"What up, Wade?" Kim mumbled. "Besides me, now." She glanced at her clock radio. "Yikes - 4:30 AM??"
Wade looked back through the screen, the same half-asleep look on his face. "I know. I couldn't believe it either. I just wanted to check to see if you're absolutely sure you want your whole website redesigned before noon? And how did you get ready for bed so quick??"
"Huh??" said Kim, more awake after what she heard. "You have to lay off the snacks before bed, Wade. I haven't called you at all since before yesterday. I was out of school with some 24-hour bug. I like the website just fine the way you made it, and I went to bed early, just like I always do on a school night. Actually, I've been in bed all day and night, taking medicine."
"It's way too early to be playing me like this," replied Wade. "You just called me like five minutes ago and demanded it be redone from the ground up, and you wanted it now. I still don't see how you got out of your clothes and into your pajamas so quick."
Kim stared into the screen. Wade was acting like he heard what he heard, but of course, that was impossible. "Go back to bed, Wade," she said. "I'm doing the same. Oh, and don't change the website." The room went dark again as she switched off the Kimmunicator, and flopped her head back down on the pillow, her auburn hair once again draping over her face like a silky curtain.
Later that morning, Kim was nearly late for school, oversleeping after being awakened so early. She raced down the hall to her locker, where she ran into Ron Stoppable, her best friend, and sidekick, when she was saving the world. "Hey Kim," Ron greeted her with a big smile. Kim returned a "Hey."
"Boy, I just can't wait until tonight," said Ron. "It's not every day your best friend says they'll treat you to all the Nacos you can eat! I still can't believe it!"
Kim gave Ron a strange look. "I can't believe it either," she said, "Because I didn't say that. Where did you hear it?"
"Well...*you* told me," Ron continued. "You called me last night and said that you wanted to find out if I was 'Stoppable' at the Bueno Nacho counter." As Ron finished his statement, Rufus popped out of his pants pocket, folded his arms and nodded, then licked his lips and rubbed his front paws together, uttering a quick series of "num-num-num's."
"Ron...I'll gladly buy you one order of Nacos - but for me to buy all you can eat, I'd probably have to take a job at Club Banana just to pay for it! Now...don't you think I know better than that?"
Ron looked confused for a moment; then his face fell a bit. "It's not very cool to play your best friend like that, Kim."
Kim put her hand on Ron's shoulder. "Ron, I would remember if I had said something like that. And I wouldn't play you…but I didn't say it. Maybe you need to follow the advice I gave Wade, and stop with the snacks before bed."
"Sheesh, Kim," said Ron. Well...okay. I'll take you up on the first order - and you can owe me the rest!" With that, Ron ran off to his first class.
The rest of Kim's day went much like her morning, with people mentioning things they said she had promised or done the day before, and then becoming angered when she denied having said what they had claimed they heard from her. "Talk about Accusation Nation!" she sighed as she pulled on the skirt of her cheerleading uniform. Maybe it was all a bad dream, she thought. I'll just wake up any minute now, and the day will be staring for real, just like it's supposed to.
Kim's thoughts turned now to cheerleading practice, one place she could always work off her negative feelings through dances and jumps and coordinating complex formations with the rest of the squad. As she approached the auditorium, Kim heard the familiar voices of the rest of the cheer squad. "Good," she said to herself. "At least they're in an agreeable mood. Maybe this dream is finally over" As she swung the double doors open and walked through, the squad was falling out of a three-tiered pyramid, and tumbling onto the floor, each girl landing in a split with pom-pons raised high. A shrill voice boomed out from the bleachers, and Kim bristled at the sound.
"That was just perfect, girls," shouted out Bonnie Rockwaller, Kim's foe on the cheer squad. "Much better than if Kim were leading it." Bonnie's gaze then shot over to the approaching Kim. "Ohhh, and speaking of which, look who finally decided to take a break from hanging out with her dorky 'sidekick' and spend a little time with us!"
The rest of the girls laughed quietly as Kim marched up to Bonnie, a sneer washing over her face. "Just what do you think you're doing, *Bonnie*?"
Bonnie smiled smugly. "Exactly what you told me to do, *Kim*."
"And that would be what, exactly," said Kim, looking at Bonnie now out of one eye of disbelief. "My short-term memory seems to have been failing me today, but then I always make sure not to waste much time dwelling on any conversation with you..."
"I distinctly remember this particular conversation," Bonnie shot back. "You told me to assemble the squad 20 minutes early today and run them through the drills."
Kim narrowed her eyes. "Now that conversation I would remember. It would be just before starting my stay at the local insane asylum! I never told you anything even resembling that."
Bonnie began to giggle evilly. "Well I hope your cheerleading uniform fits over your straight jacket, dear. You said it yesterday in the caf. Not only that, but Tara and Ross were with me, and they heard it, too!"
Kim looked over at Tara and Ross, who nodded in agreement. She then turned back to Bonnie, whose grin had widened even more.
"I have witnesses. Gonna go back on your word, which seems to be gold to most other people for reasons which escape me - hmm?"
This was the last straw. Kim didn't know what was causing the events of this day, but she knew she had reached the end of her rope - and she had to find out what was going on. "Have your fun, Bonnie," she sighed. "Run the squad today. I have something more important to do at the moment."
"Oh, you'll have much more time to do 'more important things,'" Bonnie hissed. "After people see how much better the squad is under my leadership, they'll become as forgetful about the name Kim Possible as you are about everything else!"
Kim threw the doors of the auditorium open and walked out to the echoing sound of Bonnie's laughter.