"You're truly stupid, you know that?" Sasuke cooed.
"You know, you're truly quite an ass." Naruto turned and stuck his tongue out at him.
Sasuke shrugged. "Whatever, perfectly fine with me."
"You guys-" I was cut off by Naruto.
"I sure hope so because you're the one who's never gonna go places. Unlike me! I'm gonna become Hokage, and everyone will respect me and not look down on me like some burden!" Naruto showed his huge grin, and strutted across the golden sands.
Sasuke looked around and watched as Naruto carried on ahead. His head was held high and he kept throwing weird poses to random people who passed them. I shook my head in amusement.
"He may be stupid, but he is truly a riot." I smiled.
Sasuke looked at Naruto and nodded in agreement. "I guess. He is a baka for sure."
Naruto turned to face us, and cocked an eyebrow up at Sasuke. "I know I am, but you know what I'm in the mood for?"
"Pssh, what?" Sasuke raised eyebrow as well.
"MOMA UCHIHA'S FOOD!" Naruto smiled big, and waited for Sasuke to go against his proposition. Surprisingly there wasn't any.
"I do too, but don't you EVER call my mother that again!" Sasuke grimaced.
"GEEZ! OK OK!" Naruto darted towards the Uchiha estate. Sasuke and I followed.
Naruto was bolting towards Sasuke's home like the end of the world was about to hit. Sasuke and I chased after him while bowing towards the Uchihas that were bowing at us. This multitasking effort was becoming a complete fail, but I had to catch up to Naruto. Before I knew it I was at Sasuke's front stairs staring at his mother. Even at 40 years old she could sweep any married man off their feet. Shortly after a girl with dark brown curly waist length hair and chocolate brown eyes popped up behind Mikoto. She had a piece of pocky propped in her small porcelain mouth.
"Who are you guys?" She raised an eyebrow, "Oh, hey Sasuke. Long time no see, eh?" She smiled.
I saw the corner of his mouth turn into a smirk. "Hello, Mayu. How was training?"
"Oh, just great! Your brother almost killed me!" Her eyes wide, but her mouth was in a huge grin.
"Ya, he would do that." Sasuke smiled.
The chick came running out and started punching poor Sasuke in the balls and threw sand into his eyes and ran back inside.
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
The end :)