AN: This is based on a story series How Lord Voldie Died. This continues where the last story leaves off but is nowhere near "canon",. All I own is this fic. Harry Potter belongs to JKR, the HLVD series and the ending line belongs to RuneWitchSakura, read her stuff. Snapegirlkmf plays the main Snape Fangirl and she gave me permission to put her in this fic. She belongs to herself and is an awesome Severus Snape author, by the way, so read her stories.
How Lord Voldie Was Killed By the Snape Fangirls
"I can't believe I was killed by another frying pan!" Voldemort said as he got out of the resurrection cauldron. Suddenly he looked around and noticed a crowd of girls and women, ranging from 13 to 46 in age, and all welding some sort of blunt weapon encircling him.
"Who is it now!" he yelled.
One woman walked up, holding a spiked Louisville Slugger, and said "You killed Severus Tobias Snape in book seven." She paused, then continued with a smile, "I'm Snapegirlkmf, and we're his fan club." Then, she and the Fangirls, including this crazy authoress, charged Voldie and proceded to hit him with their bats, clubs and table legs. Finally, with one last blow to the head from Snapegirlkmf,
Lord Voldie Died again.