"I'm still taller than you, bro."
Jason grinner over at the fuming Percy, who glared angrily over at Jason.
"Yeah, sure, whatever." Percy snapped, rolling his eyes.
The two demigods were having one of their stupid competitions - Percy had just beat Jason in a match over who could fit the most pencils in their mouth when Jason had decided to bring up the height difference to an attempt to get even with the son of the sea god and heal his broken pride.
A shit-eating grin spread across Jason's face as he sauntered over to Percy, and lifted his head to rest his chin on top of the others messy mop of charcoal hair, leaving the other glaring into his muscled neck.
He let out a heavy chuckle. "Suck it, Jackson."
Percy's face grew hot, and he quickly shoved Jason rather hard in the chest, spun on his heels and stomped out of the room, slamming the ivory coloured door behind him.
He returned thirty seconds later, with a set of sparkly pink high heels on his feet. Smirking, he slowly walked, almost tripping on the way, back over to Jason and poked him in the forehead, now noticeably taller than the blonde.
"Suck it, Grace." He mocked, doing a fabulous hair flip and putting a confident hand on his hip.
And that was when they heard a confused shriek from the other room.
"Percccccy?!" Annabeth.
"Yeah?" Percy shouted, turning his head to the doorway.
"Are you using my high heels?"
"...No"
Jason then threw himself backwards onto the couch, clutching his stomach with laughter.
I don't know why I did this. Yes, I am aware that it is terrible. Whyyyyy did I do thissss? Why pencils? I don't know. I was gonna make em' do the fluffy bunny challenge but it seemed a little too normal for Percy and Jason... Also yes, tis' a reference to Pewdiepie. I remembered it in English class today and I couldn't help myself. I am sorry omg.
I like writing humour.
this terrible
feel free to kick me out of the fandom