Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Barbossa: huh?
Sauron: I'm lost...
Voldermort: a killing curse... jeeze you poor deprived children!
Barbossa: I hardly believe in fairy tails anymore
Sauron and Voldemort: You best start believing in fairy tails, Captain! You're in one!
Barbossa: okay...
Sauron: anyways, why did you call this evil people meeting, Voldemort?
Voldemort: I just wanted us to have some fun before the end of our stories when we each die.
Barbossa: to late for me movie-wise
Voldemort: she hasn't even finished my books yet, so no one knows how I die, or even if I die... heehee
Sauron: I've already died in the books, but they haven't shown the film yet
Barbossa: *grumbles*
Voldemort: anyways, I just thought we would all have an evil dude's night out. Just go out or stay in and do what we love to do most
Barbossa: Kid-nap ladies who have gold?
Sauron: kill the stupid Halflings?
Barbossa: Kill stupid Jack Sparrow?
Sauron: play with shiny gold rings?
Barbossa: raid, pillage, plunder?
Sauron: kill elves and men and dwarves?
Barbossa: sail around aimlessly?
Sauron: create orcs?
Voldemort: is that really that fun?
Sauron: *Evil laugh*
Barbossa: I know! Let's evil laugh!
Sauron: I just did
Barbossa: I know, but still, it would be fun to compare each of own evil laughs
Voldemort: okay *Evil Laugh*
Barbossa: *evil laugh*
Sauron: *evil laugh*
Sauron: mine is the best
Voldemort: Whatever! Mine is the best!
Barbossa: Mine is the bestest!
Seom: Will you people shut up!
Barbossa: Where did you come from?
Seom: I'm the author, I can do whatever I want in this fic!
Voldemort: neat
Seom: yeah, it's really cool to be an author!
Sauron: what kind of name is Seom? It sounds kind of elfish *eyes narrow*
Seom: *gulp* it s-stands f-f-for um... She Elf of Mirkwood....
Sauron: ELF!!! *lunges at Seom*
Seom: eep! *dodges Sauron*
Sauron: grrrrr!
Seom: fine! I'll make my name more evil! I shall now be called: EVIL PINK BUNY!!
Barbossa:...?
Sauron: ...?
Voldemort: ...?
Barbossa: you do know you spelled Bunny wrong?
Evil Pink Buny: Yeah, I know. But is it better than Seom in this evil person's meeting?
Sauron: it's better than some elf rubbish, yeah
Evil Pink Buny: good, because I have an idea that we can do that's better than evil laughs contests
Sauron: really?
Voldemort: is it better than using the killing curse?
Evil Pink Buny: yeah
Barbossa: is better than burning a town?
Evil Pink Buny: Yup
Sauron: *in excited voice* is it better than torturing elves and watching as they slowly mutate into an entirely different species of orc?!?! *goes into a fit of maniac laughter*
Evil Pink Buny: ...
Barbossa: ...
Voldemort: ...
Evil Pink Buny: your sick, Sauron
Sauron: hee hee hee hee
Evil Pink Buny: any way, after we have all found our minds again, have you ever heard of the game Hearts?
Evil dudes: no
Evil Pink Buny: sigh... okay, well I'll tell you. (A/N: If you know how to play hearts you don't have to read this.) The object of Hearts is to have the lowest score at the end of the game. It begins that the dealer hands out all of the cards so that we each have 12 cards. Then you can pick three cards that are really high of value and hand them to the right, the left or across according to which turn it is for it. The highest card is the Queen of Spades. It is worth 13 points. You want to get rid of all high cards, ace, queens, kings, jacks, because when you lay out cards who ever has the highest takes those fours cards. Avoid getting any hearts! They give you points, and you don't want points. The person who has the 2 of clubs has to start. Then if you have any clubs you have to put that out. Then the person who takes that bunch has to start the next suit we do and so on and so on. Get the point?
Evil dudes: Snore.... *asleep*
Evil Pink Buny: stupid blighters! *wakes them all up*
Barbossa: huh... I was sleeping...
Evil Pink Buny: I noticed!
Voldemort: NO ONE WAKES ME UP AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!! AVADA KEDAVARA! BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Evil Pink Buny: *dodges the curse* I'm gonna take your wand away if you don't stop trying to curse people!!
Voldemort: *grumbles*
Evil Pink Buny: okay, ready to play?
Sauron: yess, preciousssss!
Voldemort: yessss
Barbossa: arr!
Evil Pink Buny: okay *deals cards*
All evil dudes: *takes cards and looks at them*
Evil Pink Buny: *passes Voldemort the Ace, King, and Queen of spades* heehee
Voldemort: wha- how dare you! AVADA-
Evil Pink Buny: I swear one more I time and I'll take it!
Voldemort: *grumbles and put wand away*
Sauron: okay, I have the 2 of clubs, I start *starts game*
(On the table are the 2 of clubs, ace of clubs, queen of clubs and 4 of clubs. Barbossa takes it)
Barbossa: damn to the depths!
Evil Pink Buny: It's not that bad. You don't have any points yet
Barbossa: okay *puts out three of spades*
Sauron: *puts out jack of spades grumbling*
Voldemort: *puts out 9 of spades*
Evil Pink Buny: *puts out 10 of spades*
Sauron: *grumbles* you shall get it in the end mortals...
Barbossa: right... just put out the next card
Sauron: *Puts out the 2 of diamonds*
Voldemort: *puts out the 3 of diamonds*
Evil Pink Buny: *puts out the King of diamonds* grrrrrrrrr
Barbossa: I didn't know bunny's growled.
Evil Pink Buny: Evil Pink ones do
Barbossa: oh really...
Voldemort: Just put out the next card!
Barbossa: *puts out 10 of diamonds* ha! take that!
Evil Pink Buny: have you ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
All evil dudes: no...
Evil Pink Buny: well, there is a bunny in that movie that kills people...
Sauron: are you implying something?
Evil Pink Buny: *bares teeth and growls*
Barbossa: Okay, that's freaky....
Voldemort: just put another card out!
Evil Pink Buny: okay *puts out seven of spades*
Barbossa: *puts out 5 of spades*
Sauron: *puts out the 3 of spades*
Voldemort: *puts of the ace of spades* *growls*
Barbossa: why are we all growling?
Sauron: yeah, Evil Pink Buny already told us that it doesn't matter until we get hearts or the Queen of Spades
Voldemort: *starts to take out wand*
Evil Pink Buny: VOLDIE! Don't take out your wand!
Voldemort: But... did you just call me Voldie?
Barbossa and Sauron: *snicker*
Evil Pink Buny: EVIL LAUGH!!!
Barbossa: VOLDIE VOLDIE VOLDIE!!
Voldemort: oh yeah well what if I called you Barbie?
Barbossa: *screams*
Sauron and Evil Pink Buny: *snicker*
Barbossa: oh yeah, well you guys are Ronny and Bun Bun!
Sauron and Evil Pink Buny: HEY!
Voldemort: okay so we each have nick names! Let's just get on with the game!
All: okay
Voldemort: *puts out four of diamonds*
Evil Pink Buny: *puts out king of hearts*
Voldemort: hey! Don't you have to put out a diamond?
Evil Pink Bunny: I don't have anymore diamonds
Voldemort: oh...
Barbossa: *puts out 7 of diamonds*
Sauron: *puts out 6 of diamonds
Barbossa: ARR!! I have a heart now! Not fair!
All: tee hee
Barbossa: arr... *puts out the eight of spades
Sauron: *puts out the Jack of diamonds*
Voldemort: *six of spades*
Evil Pink Buny: *two of spades*
Barbossa: grrr.... *three of clubs*
Sauron: *nine of diamonds*
Voldemort: *looks evilly at the three other evil people* *Queen of Spades*
Evil Pink Buny: NO!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Barbossa: what? do you have something higher than a three of clubs? *grins*
Evil Pink Buny: Voldemort you are so fricken evil!!! I hate you! *9 of clubs*
All evil dudes: HA HA LOSER!!
Evil Pink Buny: *growling* *5 of clubs*
Barbossa: *four of clubs*
Sauron: heehee *Queen of hearts*
Voldemort: *10 of diamonds*
Evil Pink Buny: *screams* THIS IS NO FRICKEN FAIR!!!!
Voldemort: life's not fair
Evil Pink Buny: You know I might just do the wizarding world a favor and kill you right now!
Voldemort: *takes out wand* I can take this out in self defense!
Evil Pink Buny: grrrrrrrrr *6 of hearts*
Barbossa: *smiles* *5 of hearts*
Sauron: *4 of hearts*
Voldemort: *7 of diamonds*
Evil Pink Buny: I HATE YOU ALL! THAT WAS PLANNED!!!!
Barbossa: no it wasn't
Sauron: stop being such a baby and put out your next card
Evil Pink Buny: *murder in eyes* *seven of clubs*
Barbossa: *8 of clubs*
Sauron: *8 of hearts*
Voldemort: *7 of diamonds*
Evil Pink Buny: finally...
Barbossa: grrrr *ten of clubs*
Sauron: *seven of hearts*
Voldemort: *5 of diamonds*
Evil Pink Buny: *Jack of hearts*
Barbossa: ARRRRRR!!!
Evil Pink Buny: *grumbling* don't you be sad... You're still less than me...
Barbossa: oh yeah... *grins* *king of clubs*
Sauron: *three of hearts*
Voldemort: *king of spades*
Evil Pink Buny: *ten of hearts*
Barobossa: I hate people... *ace of hearts*
Sauron: *two of hearts*
Voldemort: *four of spades*
Evil Pink Buny: *eight of hearts* Well that's the end of the game. Everyone count up their hearts see how many you have... *growls as counts hearts and queen* 17...
Barbossa: oh that makes me feel better, 9
Sauron: ZERO! YEAH BABY YEAH!!
Voldemort: don't get so hyped up, I have zero also Sauron: then who wins?
Evil Pink Buny: *growls* *pouts* *leaves the fan fic with a sudden POOF!*
Sauron: where did she go?
Voldemort: don't worry, she'll be back. You and me get to pick our next game of this meeting since we've won.
Sauron: great! What should we play next?
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HAHAHA! Beware chaps! The next game shall be eviler than this one! Eviler than evil! So evil that we shall bring in another evil dude! So evil that the evil monkey shall be afraid! BWAHAHAHAHAHAA! *clears throat* anyway *points to review button* see that? That says review. and reviews are for reviewers. and you readers are reviewers! so ha! Thou hast to review! BWAHAHAHAHA-snort-HAHAHAHAHAHA-snort-!
Quote: I have nothing right in my left brain and nothing left in my right brain.
Seom
P.S. I'll give you a hint as to what the next game is. I need suggestions on some truths or dares. I'm terrible at that game, so post some in your REVIEWS!!! ta ta!
Barbossa: huh?
Sauron: I'm lost...
Voldermort: a killing curse... jeeze you poor deprived children!
Barbossa: I hardly believe in fairy tails anymore
Sauron and Voldemort: You best start believing in fairy tails, Captain! You're in one!
Barbossa: okay...
Sauron: anyways, why did you call this evil people meeting, Voldemort?
Voldemort: I just wanted us to have some fun before the end of our stories when we each die.
Barbossa: to late for me movie-wise
Voldemort: she hasn't even finished my books yet, so no one knows how I die, or even if I die... heehee
Sauron: I've already died in the books, but they haven't shown the film yet
Barbossa: *grumbles*
Voldemort: anyways, I just thought we would all have an evil dude's night out. Just go out or stay in and do what we love to do most
Barbossa: Kid-nap ladies who have gold?
Sauron: kill the stupid Halflings?
Barbossa: Kill stupid Jack Sparrow?
Sauron: play with shiny gold rings?
Barbossa: raid, pillage, plunder?
Sauron: kill elves and men and dwarves?
Barbossa: sail around aimlessly?
Sauron: create orcs?
Voldemort: is that really that fun?
Sauron: *Evil laugh*
Barbossa: I know! Let's evil laugh!
Sauron: I just did
Barbossa: I know, but still, it would be fun to compare each of own evil laughs
Voldemort: okay *Evil Laugh*
Barbossa: *evil laugh*
Sauron: *evil laugh*
Sauron: mine is the best
Voldemort: Whatever! Mine is the best!
Barbossa: Mine is the bestest!
Seom: Will you people shut up!
Barbossa: Where did you come from?
Seom: I'm the author, I can do whatever I want in this fic!
Voldemort: neat
Seom: yeah, it's really cool to be an author!
Sauron: what kind of name is Seom? It sounds kind of elfish *eyes narrow*
Seom: *gulp* it s-stands f-f-for um... She Elf of Mirkwood....
Sauron: ELF!!! *lunges at Seom*
Seom: eep! *dodges Sauron*
Sauron: grrrrr!
Seom: fine! I'll make my name more evil! I shall now be called: EVIL PINK BUNY!!
Barbossa:...?
Sauron: ...?
Voldemort: ...?
Barbossa: you do know you spelled Bunny wrong?
Evil Pink Buny: Yeah, I know. But is it better than Seom in this evil person's meeting?
Sauron: it's better than some elf rubbish, yeah
Evil Pink Buny: good, because I have an idea that we can do that's better than evil laughs contests
Sauron: really?
Voldemort: is it better than using the killing curse?
Evil Pink Buny: yeah
Barbossa: is better than burning a town?
Evil Pink Buny: Yup
Sauron: *in excited voice* is it better than torturing elves and watching as they slowly mutate into an entirely different species of orc?!?! *goes into a fit of maniac laughter*
Evil Pink Buny: ...
Barbossa: ...
Voldemort: ...
Evil Pink Buny: your sick, Sauron
Sauron: hee hee hee hee
Evil Pink Buny: any way, after we have all found our minds again, have you ever heard of the game Hearts?
Evil dudes: no
Evil Pink Buny: sigh... okay, well I'll tell you. (A/N: If you know how to play hearts you don't have to read this.) The object of Hearts is to have the lowest score at the end of the game. It begins that the dealer hands out all of the cards so that we each have 12 cards. Then you can pick three cards that are really high of value and hand them to the right, the left or across according to which turn it is for it. The highest card is the Queen of Spades. It is worth 13 points. You want to get rid of all high cards, ace, queens, kings, jacks, because when you lay out cards who ever has the highest takes those fours cards. Avoid getting any hearts! They give you points, and you don't want points. The person who has the 2 of clubs has to start. Then if you have any clubs you have to put that out. Then the person who takes that bunch has to start the next suit we do and so on and so on. Get the point?
Evil dudes: Snore.... *asleep*
Evil Pink Buny: stupid blighters! *wakes them all up*
Barbossa: huh... I was sleeping...
Evil Pink Buny: I noticed!
Voldemort: NO ONE WAKES ME UP AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!! AVADA KEDAVARA! BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Evil Pink Buny: *dodges the curse* I'm gonna take your wand away if you don't stop trying to curse people!!
Voldemort: *grumbles*
Evil Pink Buny: okay, ready to play?
Sauron: yess, preciousssss!
Voldemort: yessss
Barbossa: arr!
Evil Pink Buny: okay *deals cards*
All evil dudes: *takes cards and looks at them*
Evil Pink Buny: *passes Voldemort the Ace, King, and Queen of spades* heehee
Voldemort: wha- how dare you! AVADA-
Evil Pink Buny: I swear one more I time and I'll take it!
Voldemort: *grumbles and put wand away*
Sauron: okay, I have the 2 of clubs, I start *starts game*
(On the table are the 2 of clubs, ace of clubs, queen of clubs and 4 of clubs. Barbossa takes it)
Barbossa: damn to the depths!
Evil Pink Buny: It's not that bad. You don't have any points yet
Barbossa: okay *puts out three of spades*
Sauron: *puts out jack of spades grumbling*
Voldemort: *puts out 9 of spades*
Evil Pink Buny: *puts out 10 of spades*
Sauron: *grumbles* you shall get it in the end mortals...
Barbossa: right... just put out the next card
Sauron: *Puts out the 2 of diamonds*
Voldemort: *puts out the 3 of diamonds*
Evil Pink Buny: *puts out the King of diamonds* grrrrrrrrr
Barbossa: I didn't know bunny's growled.
Evil Pink Buny: Evil Pink ones do
Barbossa: oh really...
Voldemort: Just put out the next card!
Barbossa: *puts out 10 of diamonds* ha! take that!
Evil Pink Buny: have you ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
All evil dudes: no...
Evil Pink Buny: well, there is a bunny in that movie that kills people...
Sauron: are you implying something?
Evil Pink Buny: *bares teeth and growls*
Barbossa: Okay, that's freaky....
Voldemort: just put another card out!
Evil Pink Buny: okay *puts out seven of spades*
Barbossa: *puts out 5 of spades*
Sauron: *puts out the 3 of spades*
Voldemort: *puts of the ace of spades* *growls*
Barbossa: why are we all growling?
Sauron: yeah, Evil Pink Buny already told us that it doesn't matter until we get hearts or the Queen of Spades
Voldemort: *starts to take out wand*
Evil Pink Buny: VOLDIE! Don't take out your wand!
Voldemort: But... did you just call me Voldie?
Barbossa and Sauron: *snicker*
Evil Pink Buny: EVIL LAUGH!!!
Barbossa: VOLDIE VOLDIE VOLDIE!!
Voldemort: oh yeah well what if I called you Barbie?
Barbossa: *screams*
Sauron and Evil Pink Buny: *snicker*
Barbossa: oh yeah, well you guys are Ronny and Bun Bun!
Sauron and Evil Pink Buny: HEY!
Voldemort: okay so we each have nick names! Let's just get on with the game!
All: okay
Voldemort: *puts out four of diamonds*
Evil Pink Buny: *puts out king of hearts*
Voldemort: hey! Don't you have to put out a diamond?
Evil Pink Bunny: I don't have anymore diamonds
Voldemort: oh...
Barbossa: *puts out 7 of diamonds*
Sauron: *puts out 6 of diamonds
Barbossa: ARR!! I have a heart now! Not fair!
All: tee hee
Barbossa: arr... *puts out the eight of spades
Sauron: *puts out the Jack of diamonds*
Voldemort: *six of spades*
Evil Pink Buny: *two of spades*
Barbossa: grrr.... *three of clubs*
Sauron: *nine of diamonds*
Voldemort: *looks evilly at the three other evil people* *Queen of Spades*
Evil Pink Buny: NO!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Barbossa: what? do you have something higher than a three of clubs? *grins*
Evil Pink Buny: Voldemort you are so fricken evil!!! I hate you! *9 of clubs*
All evil dudes: HA HA LOSER!!
Evil Pink Buny: *growling* *5 of clubs*
Barbossa: *four of clubs*
Sauron: heehee *Queen of hearts*
Voldemort: *10 of diamonds*
Evil Pink Buny: *screams* THIS IS NO FRICKEN FAIR!!!!
Voldemort: life's not fair
Evil Pink Buny: You know I might just do the wizarding world a favor and kill you right now!
Voldemort: *takes out wand* I can take this out in self defense!
Evil Pink Buny: grrrrrrrrr *6 of hearts*
Barbossa: *smiles* *5 of hearts*
Sauron: *4 of hearts*
Voldemort: *7 of diamonds*
Evil Pink Buny: I HATE YOU ALL! THAT WAS PLANNED!!!!
Barbossa: no it wasn't
Sauron: stop being such a baby and put out your next card
Evil Pink Buny: *murder in eyes* *seven of clubs*
Barbossa: *8 of clubs*
Sauron: *8 of hearts*
Voldemort: *7 of diamonds*
Evil Pink Buny: finally...
Barbossa: grrrr *ten of clubs*
Sauron: *seven of hearts*
Voldemort: *5 of diamonds*
Evil Pink Buny: *Jack of hearts*
Barbossa: ARRRRRR!!!
Evil Pink Buny: *grumbling* don't you be sad... You're still less than me...
Barbossa: oh yeah... *grins* *king of clubs*
Sauron: *three of hearts*
Voldemort: *king of spades*
Evil Pink Buny: *ten of hearts*
Barobossa: I hate people... *ace of hearts*
Sauron: *two of hearts*
Voldemort: *four of spades*
Evil Pink Buny: *eight of hearts* Well that's the end of the game. Everyone count up their hearts see how many you have... *growls as counts hearts and queen* 17...
Barbossa: oh that makes me feel better, 9
Sauron: ZERO! YEAH BABY YEAH!!
Voldemort: don't get so hyped up, I have zero also Sauron: then who wins?
Evil Pink Buny: *growls* *pouts* *leaves the fan fic with a sudden POOF!*
Sauron: where did she go?
Voldemort: don't worry, she'll be back. You and me get to pick our next game of this meeting since we've won.
Sauron: great! What should we play next?
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HAHAHA! Beware chaps! The next game shall be eviler than this one! Eviler than evil! So evil that we shall bring in another evil dude! So evil that the evil monkey shall be afraid! BWAHAHAHAHAHAA! *clears throat* anyway *points to review button* see that? That says review. and reviews are for reviewers. and you readers are reviewers! so ha! Thou hast to review! BWAHAHAHAHA-snort-HAHAHAHAHAHA-snort-!
Quote: I have nothing right in my left brain and nothing left in my right brain.
Seom
P.S. I'll give you a hint as to what the next game is. I need suggestions on some truths or dares. I'm terrible at that game, so post some in your REVIEWS!!! ta ta!