DISCLAIMER: I no own (except for plotline and wording). Chu no sue.
A/N: I couldn't resist. XD (Try to) Enjoy love(s).
A slight jumbling noise was heard outside Carly's apartment before a loud male scream that interrupted the dialogue of Girly Cow was heard. The brunette girl that was sitting on the couch rolled her eyes before opening the door, welcoming her friends in. A large blur of brunette hair and a dorky shirt heading for a hiding place in the kitchen was all that was seen.
"GODDAMMIT, FREDDIE! IT'S NOT THAT HARD! JUST GIMME YOUR MEAT!" the blonde teenager in the doorway shouted, a threatening fist held up.
"NO!" the terrified boy sat in a corner, hand wrapped protectively around his—ahem—private regions.
"I SWEAR I'LL MAKE IT HARD FOR YOU IF YOU KEEP DOING THIS!" a fire blazed in her cerulean eyes before she started walking slowly to where he was sitting in fear.
"PLEASE! DON'T!" his grip tightened around his meat, with brunette hair falling into his strained chocolate eyes.
She started running, with Carly staring in horror at what was happening right now.
"S-Sam!" she gasped breathlessly, probably not even heard at her friend's rapid footsteps of dark converse hitting the unique linoleum.
When the flaxen-haired girl reached her frienemy, he screamed in horror and clawed at the wall, hoping there was a secret passage to get away from here.
"SAM! PLEASE DON'T EAT MY MEAT!" his cries were mute to her ears.
"SHUT UP! I NEED TO PUT MY HAND IN YOUR PANTS TO GET IT!" her fair curls covered the sight that Carly was forced to witness in complete and utter shock.
"NOOOOOO!" he screeched as her her desperate ivory hands finally grasped what she needed and took it out of his pants.
"Thanks, Freddo," she said with a smirk as she put the Slim Jim he was hiding from her in her mouth before getting up and taking a look at Carly's face.
"What?" she asked defensively. "Momma likes that boy's meat."
It was at that moment when the poor teenage web star fainted for the first time in her life. Sam and Freddie exchanged confused glances before looking down in concern at their best friend.
Touch it...
Feel it...
Satisfy it...
Oh yeahhh...
A bit more lower...
Press a bit harder...
Juss a bit more lower :3...
Oh yeahhhhh...
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