Written by: Princess Shadowfiend for the holidays. ENJOY! XD

It was a peaceful night. Just two weeks before Christmas and everyone was soundly asleep. That was until a series of rapid knocks from the front door literally shook the residence, rousing it's occupants from their sleep.

"Who the fuck would wake us up at two in the fucking morning?!"

"Make it stop, un! I need my beauty sleep!"

"Tobi~, be a good boy and get the door for us..."

"Ok Olivee."

The knocking stopped after Tobi vanished into the living room, and everyone got comfortable to sleep again. When they were just about to go off to La La Land they nearly jumped out of their skins at the shrill scream that sounded oddly familiar, along with Tobi's.

"Come downstairs everybody! Tobi has a surprise for you!" the masked boy shouted.

Everyone groaned in desperation, some lazily falling out of bed while others just slid onto their rumps. All except Kisame, who recognized the first scream far too well. He was up and out of bed and running downstairs before anyone else.

"Damn it Tobi stop hogging my boobs!"

"But Tobi missed his booby pillows!" the boy protested.

"Tobi. Off." spoke Madara coldly.

Kisame finally arrived at the living room, gasping for air and frantically flicking his pearl colored eyes around to find a certain someone. They stopped at the door, where a curvaceous brunette was standing next to a whining Tobi and tired Madara.

"Lexy!"

Said girl looked up at him in surprise, then opening her mouth to scream when she saw him running at her, arms wide open. Instead of finding the right vocals for screaming she simply uttered out.

"Oh shit."

CRASH!

"GET OFF MY NIECE!"

. . . . .

"Where's Loo Loo at?" asked Tobi, glancing up to the elder.

Madara sighed in anger and annoyance, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Kisame ran off to who knows where with her, and he managed to escape me before I could catch the ass hole." he growled.

"Oh please! It's not like he's gonna pound the day lights out of me at this time of night Uncle Maddy." spoke the brunette as she popped out from behind him with Kisame following.

Surprisingly, Hidan was the first to jump up and gather the girl into his arms with a tight hug, smothering her face against his chest while he spun around.

"I fucking missed you!" he confessed.

"Hidan! If anyone deserves to hug her it should be me!" Olivia snapped, her grouchy making him stop so she could grab Lexy from him.

"I missed my best friend so much!" she cried, nuzzling her hair.

Lexy gave a goofy grin and hugged her back before they were both enveloped within a warm group hug by everyone else.

"Oi Oi! Can't breathe!" she exclaimed.

Madara rolled his eyes and made them back off, taking his turn for a loving hug, running his fingers through her hair.

"I was worried about you. I trust school went well?" he asked, pulling away to give a fatherly smile that was definitely never seen before, leaving everyone in shock.

Leaning over to whisper in his lover's ear Hidan uttered.

"Who knew the bastard had a heart."

Scoffing Kakuzu whispered back.

"I wouldn't be surprised by now. You know how protective he is of Lexy. They act more like Father and Daughter instead of Uncle and Niece if you ask me."

Deidara interrupted the 'lovely' scene by yawning.

"Since it's still night time shouldn't we head back to bed un?"

"I call dibs with Itachi!" Lexy shouted, clinging to the said raven's arm with a sweet pea smile.

Kisame's mouth fell open, shocked that she chose his lover over him while Olivia was perplexed on why she didn't choose her and Tobi. Realization struck her and she found her eyes softening almost motherly.

'She's growing so fast.'

"Ok off to bed everyone." spoke Madara, clearly as tired as any of them and slightly confused by the mischievous glint gleaming in his niece's eyes while she literally snuggled against Itachi's arm like it was a teddy bear.

Huffing in disappointment Kisame grabbed the red human sized suitcase and heaved it over his shoulder as he followed his lover and Lexy back to their room.

. . . . .

"Why are you so upset Kisame?" Lexy inquired, noticing the gloomy expression on the shark man's face.

"You chose Itachi over me, Kitten." he replied, a lustful glaze clouding his eyes as he watched her change into her pjs.

His face grew hopeful when she reached around to take off her plain black bra, but she turned around while removing it, preventing him from seeing anything and she slipped on a large red shirt. He watched her face to see if she had done that on purpose but all he saw was just a plain and bored look when she turned back around after slipping on some loose black shorts.

"I didn't choose him over you. I thought you'd be smart enough to remember that you sleep with Itachi, so even if I chose only one of you, I'd be sleeping with both of you. I had to act possessive of Itachi so that my strict as a mother uncle Madara wouldn't suspect it. Apparently it worked since he didn't say no." she explained, smirking at him.

"So... You will be sleeping with me?" he asked hesitantly, yet hopefully.

Both she and Itachi rolled their eyes with simultaneous "Duh!"s.

Itachi lied down on one side of the bed so that Lexy could crawl in with him, making it easier for Kisame to slide and wrap his arms around both after pulling the sheet over them.

"Hmm spooned in by two sexy men. Yep, I'm happy." she stated, secretly blushing against Kisame's bare chest.

"I'm just surprised that you haven't even attempted to jump our bones, Lexy." Itachi murmured, yawning.

"Too tired." she replied, yawning as well.

"Good night." all three of them spoke at the same time, closing their eyes and falling to a peaceful slumber.

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