Title of Story: Under the Cloak and Away in the Classroom
Words: 312
Rating: K+
Pairing: Wolfstar
Written for: The Sims 3 Progression Challenge, prompt: incorporate a 'Grammar Nazi' into your story, The 50:50 Competition, prompt: Hallows, Sirius/Remus, The Restricted Collection, prompt: no het pairings
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black stood in a dark classroom under the invisibility cloak. It was past midnight and they were supposed to be in their common room, but they had managed to sneak out. Sirius had also managed to steal their friend James's invisibility cloak. James had no idea they had even left, he was sound asleep already and Peter hadn't noticed them leave either, he was just finishing the last of his homework before going to bed when they had left. They were hiding under the invisibility cloak which had already been helpful. Filch had passed them twice on their way down to the room. The head girl had passed them once already, as well. Sirius and Remus were still under the invisibility cloak.
"We don't need no cloak now," Remus said starting to pull it off. He was getting warm and wanted a bit more fresh air. Well, air as fresh as you could find in a dusty classroom that no one used anymore.
"We should keep it on just in case," Sirius said, pulling it back over the two of them. "Also, what you said was that we do need a cloak because you said don't and you also said the word no. That's a double negative and two negatives make a positive. You should have said, 'We don't need a cloak, anymore.'"
"I'm sorry that my grammar ain't as good as yours," Remus said, with a roll of his eyes.
"Do not use the world ain't, use the word isn't," Sirius corrected him. Sirius was starting to get annoyed, as he always did, with Remus's grammar.
"I be going to keep conversing with Sirius in this type of way. Do you happy now?" Remus said, with a laugh.
"Just shut up and kiss me," Sirius said pulling Remus closer to him and pressed his lips onto Remus's.
