TDW's Fall Brawl Kickoff Show

Summary: This is the opening chapter of TDW's Fall Brawl as this is the kickoff show. Complete with the TDW Debut of Ali Moonbeam as she's hosting the show with a segment simila to "Piper's Pit" called "Ali's Pit and a rematch between Lindsay and Sugar. The "Ali's Pit" segment was co-written by me and ShokuAli16. ENJOY!

It was 30 minutes before the show started as "Burn it To The Ground" by Nickelback began to play as the TSB Bank Arena was completely sold out as there were 5,200 wrestling fans.

"TDW! TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted as they were also cheering as well, then there were Matt Striker, and Vampiro the commentators for the kickoff show.

"Whats going on Everyone and welcome to the Fall Brawl kickoff show! I'm Matt Striker and this is my partner Vampiro!" Matt said as he introduced himself and his broadcasting partner Vampiro.

"We have our host of the kickoff show please welcome the debuting Ali Moonbeam." Vampiro said as Ali walking down the aisle to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's theme music.

"Please welcome...your host of TDW's Fall Brawl kickoff show, and your host of "Ali's Pit"... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced as Ali walked to the ring. She was wearing her White "Hotrod!" T-shirt, kilt, Daisy Dukes which were under the kilt and her black wrestling boots as the crowd cheered as she got into the ring with a microphone as she began to speak*

"Hello New Zealand!" Ali said as the crowd cheered.

"I'm the newest wrestler for Total Drama Wrestling "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam and welcome to the first ever edition of Ali's Pit!" Ali said as she introduced herself and announced the segment as the crowd cheered.

"Please welcome my first ever guest, she is the number one challenger for the TDW Women's Championship "The Queen Bee" Heather Clarkson!" Ali announced as the crowd booed, then "Sexy Naughty Bitchy" by Tata Young played as Heather came out wearing her normal clothes as she got into the ring and then Ali laughed at her immediately.

"She looks like a slutty Celine Dion, am I right?" Ali said and asked the crowd as they cheered/laughed with her, as Matt Striker and Vampiro were laughing as well.

"I like her already." Matt Striker said to Vampiro.

"Same here." Vampiro said in agreement.

"Shut your mouth and get with the questions." Heather said to Ali.

"Sheesh. Chill out." Ali responded back.

"You are facing Dawn in a New Zealand Deathamtxh for the TDW Women's Championship where the loser gets their head shaved, so what's your plan gonna be?" Ali asked Heather.

"My plan is to win and make sure that blonde skank gets her head shaved!" Heather said as the crowd booed her.

"Ooh, I don't think so, Celine." Ali said as the crowd laughed again.

"My new friends and I have made a bet tonight! The bet is that if you lose, you'll get your head shaved like Adrian Adonis got his shaved in 1987!" Ali said to Heather as the crowd roared with laughter and cheered as Heather was now upset.

"I was bald once, and I looked like that has been Sinead O'Connor! It was the worst thing to ever happen to me! I'm gonna get that weirdo...I'm gonna beat that Nature and Aura freak and become the new TDW Women's Champion!" Heather said while the crowd booed her.

"MY NAME IS HEATHER CLARKSON!" Heather screamed at her while Ali giggled causing Heather to get flabbergasted.

"I know that, I'm just fucking with you when I called you Celine." Ali said to Heather.

"At least I'm not wearing a skirt." Heather said as the crowd booed Heather.

"Oh no." Matt Striker said as he was shocked.

"Heather, you said the wrong thing girl." Vampiro said as Ali chuckled a bit before she calmly responded back.

"It's called a kilt, ya hear?" Ali corrected the Queen Bee and asked her.

"Yeah yeah. At least I'm not a bisexual wheezebucket who looks like a fucking ghost." Heather said as the crowd booed even louder as they started to chant.

"Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!" The crowd chanted until the crowd chanting stopped.

"What the hell did you just call me?" Ali asked Heather.

"You heard me; a skirt-wearing, bisexual wheezebucket that looks like a ghost!" Heather responded back as the crowd booed once more.

"I am a bisexual... and I'm damn proud of it!" Ali said as the crowd cheered.

"But I'm not a Wheezebucket sure I have asthma but I am not Wheezebucket, I'm not a ghost either...I have anemia, autism, and and this is... a Kilt." Ali said to Heather before she corrected Heather once again as the cowd roared once again.

"I don't give a shit." Heather said to Ali which made her mad.

"If you call my kilt a skirt one more time...you'll regret it." Ali threatened Heather.

"Fine then... skirt gal!" Heather said as the crowd booed at Heather even more as Ali got out a fire extinguisher.

"What's she gonna do with that fire extinguisher?" Vampiro asked Matt Striker.

Then Ali used the extinguisher on Heather as the crowd cheered.

"IT IS CALLED A KILT! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING SHOW!" Ali said as the crowd kept cheering and laughing.

"You will regret this, you bitch!" Heather said as she left the ringside and went to the infirmary.

"ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted loudly.

"What an awesome yet hilarious way to kickoff Fall Brawl! We will have an interview with "Rowdy" Ali during this pay-per-view!" Matt Striker said as Ali wasn't done yet.

"I have one final guest...please welcome the TDW Women's Champion...! Dawn "The Moonchild" Menzel!" Ali said as the crowd erupted as Dawn came out as "Fireflies" by Owl City played as the crowd was singing the song until she got into the ring.

"Dawn! Dawn! Dawn!" The crowd chanted until the chanting died down.

"Welcome to the Pit, girl!" Ali said to Dawn.

"Thanks." Dawn said back.

"You have been in many hardcore matches." Ali said to Dawn.

"Yep." Dawn responded back.

"Like the No Ropes Barbed Wire 100 Light Tubes and 30 lanes of glass deathmatch which yoy wrestled Courtney Lopez in to win the Women's Grindhouse Tournament." Ali said to Dawn.

"Yeah. That whole tournament hurt, but it was worth it." Dawn said as the crowd cheered.

"Tell me somethin'; did you like what I did to the slutty Celine Dion look-a-like earlier?" Ali asked Dawn.

"Yes." Dawn answered Ali.

"What's your game plan gonna be for the match?" Ali asked Dawn once more.

"Remember that bet you, your new pals in the biz and I made?" Dawn asked Ali.

"Yeah. Why?" Ali answered and responded back with a question of her own.

"Because if Heather loses, you can join in shaving that Asian freak's head!" Dawn said as the crowd cheered.

"Wow!" Matt Striker said.

"How did you get that improved?" Ali asked Dawn.

"Got Daniel's permission." Dawn answered Ali.

"Dawn thanks." Ali said to her.

"Anytime." Dawn responded back.

"But seriously what is your gameplan to win against Heather?" Ali asked Dawn

"It's a surprise. For my match, wanna be at ringside like as a manager?" Dawn answered, and asked Ali a question of her own.

"Sure." Dawn answered.

"Cool." Ali said back as the crowd cheered while Ali's music played as Dawn was leaving the ring.

"Thanks for the time! I gotta get ready to support my new friend. See ya!" Ali said as her music kept playing as she high-fived a few fans.

"What a segment." Vampiro said to Matt Striker.

"Agreed." Matt Striker said to Vampiro in agreement before "Milkshake" by Kelis played as Sugar came out first to a loud chorus of boos as the bell rang.

"The following contest, is set for onefall... making her way to the ring, representing "The Empire" weighing in at 250 pounds... she is Sugar West!" Justin Roberts announced as Sugar was sporting an outit similar to Nia Jax but it was in the color of Light Pink as she walked into the ring.

"Look at Sugar's Udders, she looks like a big fat cow." Vampiro said to Matt Striker as he chuckled.

"Haha... be careful with what you say." Matt Striker said as her music stopped, then "She can get it" by Kevin Rudolf began to play as Lindsay walked out to loud cheers as Tyler Helms accompanied her to the ring.

"Accompanied by her boyfriend Tyler Helms, from Toronto, Ontario Canada... she is Lindsay Mills!" Justin Roberts announced as she sported a Green One-piece singlet/leotard with green knee pads to boot as she also sported her brown cowgirl boots, then she got into the ring and then the bell sounded as the match began with Lindsay and Sugar grappling for position.

"We are underway with Lindsay and Sugar grappling, battling for position early." Matt Striker said as Lindsay starts to attempt to bodyslam Sugar.

"Lindsay is gonna try the impossible here early..." Vampiro said as Lindsay tried but ailed as she hurt her back.

"Ow! That really hurt!" Lindsay shouted as Sugar then nailed several Belly-to-Belly suplexes, before she nailed a Samoan Drop.

"Holy cow! She is laying waste onto the former TDW Women's champion Lindsay Mills as she is setting up for her finisher early." Matt Striker said as she was setting up her newest finisher called "Sugar Driver" which is a Fire Thunder Driver which is a piledriver as Sugar nailed it.

"OH!" The crowd cringed.

"Whoa!" Matt Striker said as Sugar began to set Lindsay up for "Sugar Rush" which is a Chokeslam Backbreaker, then a Reverse Chokeslam Facebuster.

"Here it comes... Sugar Rush!" Matt Striker said as Sugar nailed Lindsay with "Sugar Rush" as the crowd was shocked.

"OHHHHHH!" The crowd cringed as they started to chant.

"Holy shit!" The crowd chanted while Sugar pinned Lindsay.

"This match is definitely over!" Vampiro said as the ref began to count.

"1...2...3!" The referee counted as Sugar won once again against Lindsay and the crowd booed Sugar.

"Here's your winner... Sugar West!" Justin Roberts announced as Sugar threw Lindsay out of the ring.

"She is a sore winner." Matt Striker said as there were only five minutes left until the kickoff show was about to wrap up.

"We only have a few minutes left, so we're gonna have "Mean" Gene Okerlund interview Alejandro." Vampiro said as the camera went to the locker room as he was in Alejandro's locker room.

"Thank you Vampiro, Matt Striker, I am here in Alejandro's locker room and I am going to find him." Gene said as he found Alejandro.

"Alejandro, excuse me do you have any final words before your TDW World Heavyweight Championship Match?" Gene asked Alejandro.

"Si, I am going to win the gold back at any cost, and that is all." Alejandro said to Gene.

"Okay, thank you. Matt Striker, Vampiro, back to you." Gene said to them.

"Thank you Gene... Vampiro... any picks for tonight's matches?" Matt asked Vampiro.

"Well, I am going to have to go with The Female Dream Team over The Cadets, and T.A.G to retain the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship, then I'm picking Jo to win against Sammy, Brick is going to become the new TDW Hardcore Champion, I choose Dawn to retain her TDW Women's Championship against Heather as she will be bald again! The Surfers will beat The New Age Outlaws for the Tag Team Championship, Devin will pull off the upset of the century when he beats Trent for the TDW Intercontinental Championship, Bridgette will win against the powerful Eva in the cage, Duncan will beat two of the greatest Luchadores in Ultimo Dragon, and Jushin "Thunder" Liger in the handricap match and then finally DJ will retain the TDW World Heavyweight Championship against Alejandro!" Vampiro said to Matt Striker.

"Great picks, and I agree on all points except Ultimo Dragon Jushin "Thunder" Liger will win against Duncan!" Matt Striker said to Vampiro in response.

"Thanks for watching the kickoff show as we are about ready for TDW's Fall Brawl!" Matt Striker said to Vampiro as the camera faded to black.

WOW! THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD KICKOFF SHOW IF YOU ASK ME.

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