This poem is a parody on the theme song to Blackadder. It can be sung to the melody. I had a big Siamese kitten named Niko for a while (until I found him a very nice home where he really fits in) and he beat up my other cats and just was so naughty. I had just watched the whole Blackadder series, so I came up with this poem. You can hear the Blackadder theme on You Tube.
Black the leather on his nose
Black, the fur between his cat toes
Beware his sharp and slashing teeth
Unless your fingers need some biting
Black Niko, Black Niko
He'll eat from any bowl.
Black Niko, Black Niko
His heart is black as coal.
You pet him and he'll bite your hand
He'll steal the toys from any kitten
He beats up helpless kitty girls
Then looks at you as if he's smitten.
Black Niko, Black Niko
A little Siamese con
Black Niko, Black Niko,
He'll always put you on.
At night, you have to lock him up
Unless you'd rather that he bite you
And beat the other kitties up
Or scream all night so he can wake you.
Black Niko, Black Niko,
He snorts to show disdain
Black Niko, Black Niko,
He really is a pain.
He knocks all things from off your desk
Computers to your old black mitten
Wreaks havoc and he is a pest
Although he's s'posed to be a kitten.
Black Niko, Black Niko
He's rotten as a rat
Black Niko, Black Niko
He is Blackadder's cat.