Miroku The Lech (etc)

Nayru: This song is addictive!

Xiao: Well, you've had it on repeat for the last hour.

Ran-ran: It must be addictive.

Nayru: -_- You two can die.

Xiao: Just write the nice parody to "Henry The Eighth".

Nayru: Yes'm.

DISCLAIMER: Inu-Yasha and its cast are not mine. "Henry The Eighth I Am" is some song by a band I can't remember the name of, but it's not mine. It's ridiculously catchy. Please enjoy this work of pointless insanity.

Miroku: I'm Miroku the lech I am

Trying to get the jewel I am I am

I've tried to hit on every girl I've met

But then Inu-Yasha will bash me in the head!

And if I would just screw Kagome (Inu-Yasha: Kagome?! *snarls*)

Then I could focus just a little more (Sango: A little more?! *raises an eyebrow*)

But til then, they'll call me Miroku

Miroku the lech I am, I am!

Miroku the lech I am!

Inu-Yasha: Second verse, better than the first! (Miroku: Bastard!)

I'm Inu-Yasha the bitch I am

Gonna kill Miroku I am I am

I've made love to a priestess before

Now Kagome's jealous even more!

And if she never tried to "Sit" me! (Kagome: Sit boy! *Inu-Yasha falls over*)

Then maybe we would get somewhere (Sesshomaru: *snickers* Bark bark!)

Don't forget my name, Inu-Yasha

Inu-Yasha the bitch I am I am!

Inu-Yasha the bitch I am!

Shippo: Third verse, better than the rest! (Miroku and Inu-Yasha: Hey, waitaminute!!)

I'm Shippo-chan, transform I do

Got a fluffy tail, I do I do

I treat Inu-Yasha like a lot like poo

But I'm much better than all of you!

And if I had a pair of foxy ears (Kouga: Fox ears?)

Then I could hear Miroku screw (Miroku: Woo-hoo!)

But since he has no luck with the ladies (Miroku: Motherf-!*Kagome covers his mouth*)

Shippo-chan the cute I am I am!

Shippo-chan the cute I am!

Kagome: Fourth verse, yours are worse! (Miroku, Inu-Yasha, and Shippo: You suck!)

I'm Kagome the normal one I am

Reincarnation of Kikyo I am I am

Inu-Yasha's in my control, indeed

And Miroku wants to spread his seed

But how will I ever get rid of 'em? (Sango: Rid of'em!)

Because they always drag me back here! (Inu-Yasha: Nyeh-nyeh!)

And I'm failing every class there is

But Kagome the normal one I am I am

Kagome the normal one I am!

Sesshomaru: Fifth verse, gonna kick your arse! (Miroku, Inu-Yasha, Shippo, and Kagome: Bite me!)

I'm Sesshy the sexy one yes,

I'm a fangirl token, oh, yes yes yes!

You may think that Inu-Yasha's cute

But I get the ladies to LICK MY BOOTS!

Oh wait, I'm not wearing any (Kagome: He's barefoot!)

So they'll have to lick something else! (Miroku: Lucky bastard!)

There's a reason they call me the sexy one

Sesshy the sexy one I am I am

Sesshomaru the best I am!

Naraku: Sixth verse, this seems like a curse! (Miroku, Inu-Yasha, Shippo, Kagome, and Sesshomaru: It's true!)

I'm Naraku the villain I am

The super awesome villain I am I am

I cursed Miroku's family all around

And I put Inu-Yasha's lover six feet down

But why do all the fangirls love yaoi? (Authoress and friends: YAOI!)

Cause I always seem involved (Authoress' friend: WITH MIROKU!)

Have you morons forgotten I'm the BAD GUY?! (Miroku: No!)

Naraku the villain I am I am

Naraku the villain I am!

Kouga: Final verse, time to pack this in a hearse! (Miroku, Inu-Yasha, Kagome, Sesshomaru, and Naraku: Finally!)

I'm Kouga the ignored I am

The authoress forgot just who I am

I didn't come in til the middle of the show

By then she was sleeping; it's a school night you know!

And I wish I were a little more important (Kagome: Wait, who is this guy?)

Cause maybe then they wouldn't forget! (Inu-Yasha: No clue.)

Don't you remember?! I'm the freakin demon! (Sesshomura: Seems like a nice guy to me.)

Kouga the ignored I am I am

Kouga the ignored I am!

The end!

~END~

Nayru: ... I hate my muses. *holds up a sign saying "Muses 4 Sail"*

Ran-Ran: Can she do that?

Xiao: We'll find out. Review please!

Ran-Ran: Reviews send her on elated rides of joy and prevent her from writing more crap!