(Yes, I know. I came up with another fanfic. But this time, it's not only a crossover, but it's about a meme called "Waluigi's Taco Stand!"
Enjoy reading!)
Tomo visits Waluigi's Taco Stand
By Danny Emory/Satoru Tanaka
8/24/18
At the Mushroom Kingdom, Tomo was getting hungry for some tacos. So she look for the best taco places in the Mushroom Kingdom, but couldn't find any. So she asked Wario.
" Um, excuse me, Wario? I'm hungry for some tacos. Is there any taco places that I can get some?" Tomo asked Wario for direction. Wario does know one place. He also remember that his friend owns it.
" There is one taco place. Follow me!" Wario guide Tomo to the taco stand. Tomo walked up towards the taco stand and there, behind the stand...was her friend, Waluigi.
" Welcome to Waluigi's Taco Stand! May I take your order?" Waluigi, then, saw Tomo.
" Waluigi? You own this taco stand?" Tomo looked surprised. Waluigi smirked.
" Well, if it isn't my beautiful friend, Tomo Takino! How ya doing? And yes, I do own this taco stand! You like?" Waluigi smiled. Tomo looked puzzled, but is okay with it.
" I...guess." Tomo said to Waluigi.
" So...what will it be?" Waluigi's gonna take Tomo's order. Tomo ordered her meal.
" Um, yes! I'll have 4 beefy taco w/ cheese and lettuce." Tomo ordered her food.
" Coming right up!" Waluigi cooked Tomo's tacos. " Here you are! That'll be 15 gold coins!" Waluigi gave Tomo some tacos. Tomo paid Waluigi 15 gold coins and got her food. Tomo tried Waluigi's tacos.
" Holy crap! These are good! How do you manage to make tacos?" Tomo kept eating the tacos.
" It wasn't easy, but I needed money to pay my rent." Waluigi told Tomo. Tomo looked confused while eating her tacos.
" What happened?" Tomo asked. Then Waluigi told her what happened.
" Well, I was using up all my money at Wario's casino, and my rent was due. That's why I had to open up a taco stand. And of course, I was gathering ingredients to make tacos for my customers. They did come up with tacos w/ weird ingredients, but I manage to make 'em anyway! After that, I had enough money and I paid my rent!" Waluigi told Tomo the story. Tomo was amazed while eating her 2nd taco.
" That's some good adventure you had." Tomo finished her 2nd taco and is now on her 3rd taco.
" Like I said, it wasn't easy." Waluigi said and Tomo understands.
" One question...are you planning to keep doing your taco business?" Tomo finished her 3rd taco and is on her last taco. Waluigi thought about that.
" It's way better than working with Wario. But don't tell him that! I don't want him to get mad at me for quitting the robbing business!" Waluigi whispered to Tomo. Tomo understands and finished her last taco.
" Well, it's a good thing you and him are not related." Tomo pointed that out. Waluigi agrees. Tomo got her fill and waves good-bye to Waluigi.
" Thank you! Come again!" Waluigi waves good-bye to Tomo. Tomo walks up to Wario. Wario looks confused.
" What the heck did you tell Waluigi?" Wario asked Tomo. But Tomo remembered what Waluigi said.
" It's a secret, Wario." Tomo smiled and walked back to the Mushroom Kingdom. Wario looks puzzled, but decides to let it slide anyway.
THE END
(Pretty sweet, huh? I know it's a short one-shot, but at least not raunchy or whatever!) ;D