It was a cold night and Leon Kennedy was in the sewer with Jill Valantine because there were zombies there

"Careful Jill there are zombies here" he said as he pulled out his masheen gun

"Dont worry about me just cause Im a girl" replied Jill as she loaded her magnum with a moo "I can handle these zombies just as well as you can"

But then they saw Albert Wesker who was there

"Albert Wesker" said Leon as he aimed his masheen gun at him "What are you doing here"

"LOL Im not Albert Wesker" said Albert Wesker "Im his twin brother Thadeus Wesker"

"I dont believe you" said Leon Kennedy "I SHOOT YOU NOW"

Leon shot at Albert Wesker but he forgot to put a moo in his gun so it didnt work

"LOL" said Albert Wesker

"If youre not Albert Wesker" said Jill "Then where is he"

"I not going to help you kill my bro That would be assisting in a bromocide LOL:)" replied Albert Wesker

"But he has a nuclear warhead and will blow up Racoon City if we dont" said Leon

"LOL" Thadeus replied "K then Lets go kill my bro."

Albert Wesker walked into the sewer with Leon Kennedy and Jill Valantine but he was actually Albert Wesker and just pretending to be Thadeus Wesker who was Albert Weskers brother so that he could get Leon Kennedy and Jill Valantine to kill Thadeus Wesker with Jill Valantines a moo.

"LOL there he is" said Albert Wesker as he pointed at Thadeus Wesker who was in the sewer

Jill Valantine pulled out her magnum with the a moo in it and moved towards Thadeus Wesker slowly because she was sneaking and you move slowly when you are sneaking Leon Kennedy turned on his night vision goggles and looked as Jill went to Thadeus Wesker but then noticed that Thadeus Wesker was not a zombie and Albert Wesker was

"That is not Albert Wesker You are and I shoot you now"

Leon shot at Albert Wesker with his machine gun but he still didnt put a moo in it so Albert Wesker kill him with his hands

"LOL I killed you and soon Jill will kill Thadeus and then I will nuke Racoon City" he said

Jill snuck towards Thadeus Wesker and aimed her gun at his head

"Say die motherfucker" she said while she pulled the trigger on her gun and a moo came out and killed Thadeus Wesker

"LOL" said Albert Wesker to Jill "That was Thadeus and Im Albert" he said

"Oh noes):" said Jill to Albert Wesker "Now I cant kill you because I used my a moo on Thadeus and now you will nuclear Racoon City I miscalculated my accident"

"Lol yeah" said Albert but then Jill Valentines long lost twin sister Nurse Sexington came and she was a nurse and dressed in a totally hot nurses uniform and she shot Albert Wesker with some a moo so he was dead

"Wow we look the same" said Jill to Nurse Sexington

"Yeah sis Thats cause im your long lost sister"

"Wow" said Jill "And your really sexy we should lesbian"

Jill walked towards Nurse Sexington while she took off her shirt and her boobs where hot and she started frenching her twin sister

"Wow" said Nurse Sexington "Your good at frenching"

But then Leon came back as a zombie and killed Nurse Sexington

"NOOOOO" said Jill "I loved her as a sister and also a booty call"

Jill picked up her sisters gun and shot at Leon but it didnt have any a moo so it didnt work and Leon killed her and ate her brain

The End