AN:This was actually was written by Romulus's little sis, Fhiskers. This time Dobby is back and warning Malfoy. It's crazy but good!
Creak! Dobby open the door to Malfoy's bedroom. He was startled to see his old Master jumping up and down on his bed singing Bye, Bye, Bye.
"Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie, baby, Bye, Bye, Bye!" Malfoy was screaming at the top of his lungs trying to match noise level with the music. Dobby walked over to the Sony stereo and turned off the music.
"WHAT THE HECK?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" Malfoy screeched when he noticed Dobby. Dobby tried hard not to giggle as Malfoy turned around looked into the mirror and groaned. His face was red with fury and embarrassment. After his face was normal again Dobby said, "If stinky old Master goes to Hogwarts he will die. Dobby does not know why he is warning stinky old Master, it would be fun to watch him die."
"I'm gonna go and you ain't gonna stop me! Besides what would you do if I did go?" Draco said in a I-know-everything voice.
"Dobby would follow you to school and say you did this: It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie, baby, Bye! Good bye! Bye!" he yelled while doing the Hula.
"You wouldn't." Malfoy whispered through clenched teeth.
"Want to bet?"
"Fine! I'll stop going."
"WHEW!"
"After I graduate."
"No! You can't go this year!"
"Shut up you mentally-handicaped-bat-dork-thing!"
"~yawn~ I think you should listen to me!"
"No!"
"Fine, OK, whatever."
"Ha!"
So Draco goes to Hogwarts. And during the sorting ceremony...
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What?" Dobby asks.
"That!" the people yell. Dobby looks down and sees Draco being chased by an ax murderer.
"Told ya!" Dobby yells as Draco is hacked up into a million pieces.
The crowd applauds and the writer of this fanfic climbs out of the Sorting hat with tears in her eyes.
"He was my favorite character. But even writing comes at a price." she says
"Malfoy-
"DRACO!"
"OK Draco ~ahem~ is her favorite character? She's whacked!" says Harry