Robotnik's the name
Dear Diary
Why must I be teased in everything I do? This name the people have for me is embarrassing. Eggman indeed. Why oh why must they taunt me? I have a rare disease called eatalitus. I can't help eating or being an evil mastermind.
There are only 2 things to do, eat right and Go to the Gym every day. Yes, I'll show that poxy hedgehog how Dr Robotnik Gets into shape
Dear Diary
First day at the Gym went wrong. I broke several things and now a bird is sending me a bill. It's the first thing a bird has sent me and I'm going to try and treasure it. However, the running machine broke as I stepped on it. When I tried to explain that fighting off blue hedgehogs took up a lot of my energy, she told me to get out and get a life. She also gave me a card for alcoholics anonymous. She said I should go because they'll help get rid off the blue hedgehog, which has tormented me since along time ago at least.
When I asked the nice lady what alcoholics anonymous could do to stop the hedgehog she told me they'd stop me drinking, which rather offended me because I only have 10 or 11 bottle of beer a night, I'm hardly an alcoholic, for a start I don't like spirits.
I had my first salad today, I was almost sick over my prized chicken simulator. I decided to make salad an enemy in the game I'm making 'Robotnic the evil genius'.
Dear Diary,
I paid off the bill and asked the lady if she'd like to come out to dinner tonight. She said something very rude followed by the word off. My love for her burnt stronger then ever and I had to think about exercise to keep me from kissing her. By the time I'd gone to the rowing machine I was tired. I'd walked 1 metre and a half and I felt my salad come back up.
I think I've already lost wait, I got into one of my red shirts that I haven't got into in years. And some black trousers, which I just love and haven't been able to wear, I got into too. Sadly this snazzy clothing had gone out of fasion and I had to go back to my usual get up.
My first meeting at alcoholic's anonymous and all they had to eat was biscuits and salad. A weird mix, I brought a bottle of wine to share with my new friends but it just made them angry. One person through a biscuit at me and I was so depressed that I had to go and eat a whole turkey.
That pesky hedgehog stole my game today, it was edited and now it's HIS game. 'Sonic the hedgehog', his name isn't even sonic, he just said it is to look cool. Wait until the public find out that his full name is Rabbi. Sonya Hedgkofski. A rabbi Turned super hero? And he did it by stealing my game, which I created!! I hate him…full stop!
Dear Diary
I got the report for how many of the sonic games were sold, and the number was a lot. Apparently they're already working on a sequel, which is good cause I've completed the first, I didn't lose one life. I'm glad to see my evil creatures were still around, although the new boss is UGLY. He should shave once in a while…hippy. And that thing he floats around in wouldn't work.
The gym was closed to day, I stood knocking at the door for a while, just in case someone saw my sad, handsome face and opened the door. I got home and as I got in I almost fainted; it's hard work getting in AND out of my car.
I got on the scales today and they DIDN'T break, which means I've lost weight. I haven't been able to eat anything since that salad so that may explain it. I'll eat again tommorow
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