[A/N]Well here is the disclaimerly thingy. I do not own any of the Redwall
characters. Brian Jacques does. Yada Yada.
Logalog and the shrews paddle out to the Great Inland Island. As they pulled
their boats ashore. They spotted Matthias, Bella, Matimeo, Aavren and other
illustrious Redwall Heros yet to named.
Logalog then said: "What ho, aren't you all dead? All of you are from many
seasons ago!"
"Of course we are. What about you, Logathingy? What a tick, which Logalog
are you anyway?" Matthias replied.
Logalog thought quickly and said, "Never mind that, Why are all you beasts
here? I'm here because Martin from Redwall invited me in a dream."
"Same here." Said Bella.
All of the other heroes also agreed and told them that Martin had told them
in a dream to come to the island. All of a sudden a cloud formed around them
and two spirits appeared. They appeared to be Martin and Gonff.
"Waaaaaaassssssssuupp!" Martin said.
"Waaaaaasssssssssuupp!" agreed Gonff.
All of the heroes jumped back at the sudden noise. Martin and Gonff looked
at each other and laughed.
"'Ad you all fooled didn't we?" Gonff joked.
LogaLog came forward and said, "Why do you have a Cockney accent?"
"'Cuz I am the fifth Beatle!" Gonff said.
"The fifth what?" Logalog asked.
"Nothing. You people and your Limp Bizkit!" Gonff said.
"Our what?!" LogaLog asked now annoyed.
"Nothing. Nothing." Gonff said, smiling.
Martin said, "That was unexpected. Anyway, now for the reason we have
brought you here."
All of the heroes waited in expectation for Martin to finish his sentence.
Then Martin smiled and said, "To boogey!"
Now Logalog was annoyed. "What in Hellgates is 'boogey'"
"To dance, geez you woodlanders and your ignorance!" Martin sighs.
Logalog leans over to Mattimeo, "I think he picked up Dryditch Fever in the
Dark Forest. He's talking out of lunacy!"
Out of nowhere, a DJ and turntables appear, and Martin starts to dance like
a freak. No, I don't mean freak dancing, I mean DANCE LIKE A FREAK!
Aavren, who was before now not speaking, Started running towards Martin and
screaming, "You aren't the real Martin! I think you're his evil twin!" And
Aavren ran Martin through with the sacred Sword of Martin!
The DJ stopped the music and disappeared. Everyone stood gaping in shock.
Then Matthias screamed "You traitor, you killed the driving spirit of our
abbey!" And Matthias took the sword away from Aavren and stuck him in the
belly!
Gonff not in the least bit surprised, just sighed and said, "Oh, it's my
queue, ::clears his throat::: Well, that was unexpected!"
And so, without the driving spirit of Redwall Abbey, the abbey was thus
taken over by a vermin horde. Bella exclaimed, You ran Aavren through!"
"Sorry, is he alright?"
"Sorry? You ran him through!"
"Oh dear. What a tick this is like that scene in Monty Python and the Holy
Grail! What do you know?"
And so, another vermin horde (different from the previous one) attacked the
abbey and killed off the first vermin (the first one I spoke of). They then
proceeded to burn down the abbey. And so, Redwall Abbey is no more.
Martin yells from in the Dark Forest, "Shoot, now I gotta be reincarnated
and save Mossflower from vermin, and build up the abbey again! Later guys!
Gonff sighs again, "Well, that was equally unexpected as the last unexpected
thing!"
Out of nowhere a voice said "Highly."
characters. Brian Jacques does. Yada Yada.
Logalog and the shrews paddle out to the Great Inland Island. As they pulled
their boats ashore. They spotted Matthias, Bella, Matimeo, Aavren and other
illustrious Redwall Heros yet to named.
Logalog then said: "What ho, aren't you all dead? All of you are from many
seasons ago!"
"Of course we are. What about you, Logathingy? What a tick, which Logalog
are you anyway?" Matthias replied.
Logalog thought quickly and said, "Never mind that, Why are all you beasts
here? I'm here because Martin from Redwall invited me in a dream."
"Same here." Said Bella.
All of the other heroes also agreed and told them that Martin had told them
in a dream to come to the island. All of a sudden a cloud formed around them
and two spirits appeared. They appeared to be Martin and Gonff.
"Waaaaaaassssssssuupp!" Martin said.
"Waaaaaasssssssssuupp!" agreed Gonff.
All of the heroes jumped back at the sudden noise. Martin and Gonff looked
at each other and laughed.
"'Ad you all fooled didn't we?" Gonff joked.
LogaLog came forward and said, "Why do you have a Cockney accent?"
"'Cuz I am the fifth Beatle!" Gonff said.
"The fifth what?" Logalog asked.
"Nothing. You people and your Limp Bizkit!" Gonff said.
"Our what?!" LogaLog asked now annoyed.
"Nothing. Nothing." Gonff said, smiling.
Martin said, "That was unexpected. Anyway, now for the reason we have
brought you here."
All of the heroes waited in expectation for Martin to finish his sentence.
Then Martin smiled and said, "To boogey!"
Now Logalog was annoyed. "What in Hellgates is 'boogey'"
"To dance, geez you woodlanders and your ignorance!" Martin sighs.
Logalog leans over to Mattimeo, "I think he picked up Dryditch Fever in the
Dark Forest. He's talking out of lunacy!"
Out of nowhere, a DJ and turntables appear, and Martin starts to dance like
a freak. No, I don't mean freak dancing, I mean DANCE LIKE A FREAK!
Aavren, who was before now not speaking, Started running towards Martin and
screaming, "You aren't the real Martin! I think you're his evil twin!" And
Aavren ran Martin through with the sacred Sword of Martin!
The DJ stopped the music and disappeared. Everyone stood gaping in shock.
Then Matthias screamed "You traitor, you killed the driving spirit of our
abbey!" And Matthias took the sword away from Aavren and stuck him in the
belly!
Gonff not in the least bit surprised, just sighed and said, "Oh, it's my
queue, ::clears his throat::: Well, that was unexpected!"
And so, without the driving spirit of Redwall Abbey, the abbey was thus
taken over by a vermin horde. Bella exclaimed, You ran Aavren through!"
"Sorry, is he alright?"
"Sorry? You ran him through!"
"Oh dear. What a tick this is like that scene in Monty Python and the Holy
Grail! What do you know?"
And so, another vermin horde (different from the previous one) attacked the
abbey and killed off the first vermin (the first one I spoke of). They then
proceeded to burn down the abbey. And so, Redwall Abbey is no more.
Martin yells from in the Dark Forest, "Shoot, now I gotta be reincarnated
and save Mossflower from vermin, and build up the abbey again! Later guys!
Gonff sighs again, "Well, that was equally unexpected as the last unexpected
thing!"
Out of nowhere a voice said "Highly."