Second part of my teacher series.
yes, I am censoring out my last name. I don't want to be stalked.
2D and Murdoc(c) Damon Alburn and Jamie Hewlet
Miss --,
Yes, I will take you up on your offer to tutor me. Thank you for suggesting it.
Love
Professor 2D
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Dear Abby,
I get the feeling that people think I'm stupid and am not qualified to teach speech.
Do you think this is true?
Love
2D
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Miss --,
What do you mean this isn't the email address for Dear Abby?
Love
Professor 2D
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Miss --,
What are the facts of life?
Love
Professor 2D
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Miss --,
What do you mean sex makes babies?
Love
Professor 2D
P.S.
That explains my five kids.
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Miss --,
Why do you have my name written on your binder?
Love
Professor 2D
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Miss --,
Your demented friend needs to get a life. She sounds really creepy, a bit like my ex-girlfriend Paula. She scares me. Do you know the story behind why she broke up with me?
Love
Professor 2D
P.S.
You probably know it already, you're smart.
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Miss --,
My IQ? I don't know. Something like 140.
Love
Professor 2D
P.S.
No, wait it's -140
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Miss --,
STOP EMAILING 2D YOU UNDERAGE *insert unrepeatable words here*
Sincerely
Professor Nichols.