Hey peoples! I absolutely love the Jane/Lisbon pairing! They should really get together or at least flirt an awful lot! Haha! Well, in this fanfiction I'm going to do what I'd like to happen with Jane and Lisbon. I may do something with Rigsby and Van Pelt who are also an awesome couple! Poor Cho! He's so alone! Lol! Anyway, I'm going to try and make this humorous, this may be poor as I've only written one chapter of my first Mentalist fanfic so I apologise if this isn't good. Please review and tell me how I'm doing! If you review I'll give you a cookie!...don't like cookies no?...I'll give you ice cream, everyone likes ice cream! :P well, everyone except me! I can't stand the stuff! This might be a oneshot but I'm still unsure, ask me if you want me to write more.

Disclaimer: I did not create nor do I write the Mentalist. If I did I would be living in L.A. in a mansion and I'd have met Simon Baker who would be topless in every episode.

Happy reading xXx! :D

The Party:

It was Christmas and the CBI was going to have a party! It was a chilly December evening (Chilly in the standards of California) and Jane, Lisbon, Van Pelt, Rigsby and Cho were getting ready to go. Cho was quite reluctant to go but he was forced into going by Jane and Rigsby. Van Pelt of course, was keen to go and Lisbon, well, meh, she wasn't really too bothered, although when she would get into the party spirit her attitude would soon change.

Patrick Jane didn't take long to get ready, as usual. He changed from his usual three piece suit into a black tuxedo; we wore a white shirt under it with a black tie. He wore his best black shoes. He went to the mirror and tidied up his usual raging curls, still leaving them, just tidying them. He almost skipped down the stairs as he was making his way down to his car. He liked a good time. He turned the key and he drove out of his driveway, wearing a big grin on his face.

Lisbon, she never took long to get ready either. After she got out of the shower she brushed her hair, tidying it back. Then she took out a beautiful white dress from the wardrobe. It went down to her ankles, there was a beautiful gold pattern going along the dress. She then took out a pair of her white, high heeled shoes and slipped her small feet into those. She took out her favourite pair of gold earrings and she put on some foundation, eye shadow, mascara and a little blusher. She gently made her way down the stairs, being careful not to ruin her dress before the party and took her car keys from the hook by the door. She lifted up her dress as she got into the car, being careful not to get it dirty off the car.

Van Pelt, as usual she took ages to get ready. She spent about an hour picking out what she was wearing. She eventually decided on a red dress which went just below her knees, she had a pair of red high heeled shoes which matched beautifully with the dress. She spent about a half an hour on her makeup; she kept on taking it off if it didn't look right. Eventually she was ready and she slowly made her way out to the car, being extra careful not to get her dress dirty.

Rigsby never took long to get ready at all, well, not deciding what he wanted to wear but trying to get it on without messing it up did take a while. He decided to wear a black suit that he wore to his friend's wedding. When he was putting gel in his hair a lump of it fell from his hands and onto his shoulder. He moaned as he took it off, smearing it a little more. He ran to the bathroom sink and tried to wash it off, he managed but there was still a little stain left, he assumed (being a man of course!) that nobody would notice so he left it alone. He clumsily ran out to the car (as he was running late) and drove quickly out the driveway.

Cho, never one for parties, threw on his brown suit with a white shirt and usual tie. He combed back his hair tidily and slowly made his way out to the care, he was early of course so drove slowly so he didn't have to endure any more of the party than he had to.

At the CBI headquarters there were already a lot of people there. Jane, Lisbon, Van Pelt, Rigsby and Cho arrived at roughly at the same time. When they got to the path they all met. Jane smiled instantly at Lisbon who he thought looked beautiful. He'd never seen her out of her working clothes and she looked less serious. She grinned when she saw Jane, he looked so well. He noticed this and grinned as he walked up to her.

"May I?" he grinned, holding out his arm.

"I guess," Lisbon grinned as she linked her arm in his.

Rigsby looked at Van Pelt and tried to grin like Jane.

"May I?" he mimicked as he held out his arm.

She chuckled softly as she linked her arm with his and they followed Lisbon and Jane up the path to the door.

"Idiots," Cho said shaking his head as he followed them.

They all looked lovely, Lisbon and Jane leading the way, wearing a white dress and tuxedo, Van Pelt and Rigsby, wearing a fine red dress and an old wedding outfit, and Cho following.

They soon got into the hall. Jane looked at Lisbon and grinned.

"What?" she grinned back.

"You look very nice today Teresa," Jane said softly, hoping that she wouldn't kill him for using her first name.

"Thanks, you too, Patrick," she said as her grin grew.

He grinned as he looked into her eyes. She returned the gaze, not able to avert hers from his twinkling eyes.

"Would you like a drink?" Jane grinned.

Lisbon smiled and nodded.

Jane walked over to where there was a bowl filled with some type of juice. Just before he had gotten there Rigsby had spiked with alcohol. He took two glasses, one for him and one for her and took them over to her.

"Did they not have anything stronger?" Lisbon asked, smiling at Jane again.

"Yes, I never took you for the party type," he grinned.

She grinned back taking the juice.

Whatever kind of alcohol Rigsby put in it was strong. He didn't know what it was himself. Jane and Lisbon were soon a little tipsy.

"Would you like to dance?" he asked, grinning again.

"Sure," she smiled as they walked into the middle of the dance floor.

The two of them gently walked towards each other, Lisbon taking Jane's hand, putting her other hand on his torso. Jane took her and put his other hand on her back. They both smiled at each other, looking into each other's eyes. Soon, without noticing, the two stepped closer to each other. Jane had put his two arms around her, as Lisbon did with him. Their faces were about an inch apart.

"You're a good dancer," Jane grinned.

"Thank you," Lisbon replied.

"Y'know, anybody would think you get a lot of dances," Jane chuckled.

"Ass," Lisbon chuckled back.

Cho looked at both of them from where he was sitting and grinned.

"Idiots, I'd much rather read a good book," he sighed as he took out a book and started reading it.

"C'mon guys!" the drunken Van Pelt called over to Lisbon and Jane.

The two slowly parted and walked over to where a crowd was gathering. Minelli wanted to make a speech.

"Oh no here we go," Lisbon sighed as she got a drink (alcohol this time).

Minelli made a boring speech which none of them listened to. After wards Van Pelt grabbed Cho and dragged him over to the rest of them.

"Mistletoe!" she exclaimed excitedly as she pulled out a piece.

Jane chuckled slightly, Cho rolled his eyes.

"C'mon!" Rigsby said as she took it off her and held it over both of them.

She smiled up at him as they kissed, maybe a little over enthusiastically?

She snatched the mistletoe as she pulled back and held it over Cho and Rigsby. They all started laughing (except Cho and Rigsby). The two of them grimaced (especially the sober Cho) and gave each other a peck on the lips. They both moaned as they ran off. Probably to wash their mouths out, Van Pelt laughed as she went to get another drink. Jane smiled as he picked up another piece of mistletoe and held it over him and Lisbon. She chuckled slightly (she was almost drunk). They both smiled as Lisbon got on her tiptoes and Jane leaned down. Their lips soon met with each others. She wrapped her arms around his neck, then she started to run her hand through his curls. He smiled against her lips as he pulled her closer to him. She slipped her tongue into his mouth, playing with his tongue. They both pulled back gently.

"Merry Christmas," Jane smiled down at her.

"You too," she smiled back up at him, looking at his twinkling eyes.

Well, that's it. I have an idea for more. I'm not sure will I add it though. Would you please review because I'm dying to know how I got on! Also, if you would like me to add more do tell me and I'll update soon. I have an idea on what to do next; I just want to know do you like my idea and how I went about it first. Okay then, please, please review and I'll update soon if anybody asks me to. Bye peoples xXx! ^_^