AN: Ok, so the other day I was bored, so I searched for 150 things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts and up came a fantastic story. So, I asked if I could borrow the idea and the author said yes so here it is. I don't have 150; actually I don't know how many I have. Altogether it's over 400. But, I'm only going to upload 118 things. I really hope you like this. Also, it's a DD edition, meaning that it's a Darkness's Daughter edition, which you can find in my stories. Also, the things/ships/deaths in this series of stories are not in any way connected to DD apart from the characters.

The DD edition of 165 Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

-'Hey harry! Check these out! Wouldn't they be fun?'

-'I don't know Lex. What if someone gets hurt or something?'

-'Who cares? It just makes it more fun! Come on, let's take it to Hogwarts and do them all!'

-'All of them Lexie? You sure?

'Yeah! It'll be fun! Check this one out!'

-'Ok. Done deal.'

-'Fantastic. We'll get the others involved as well.'

-'Kooky. But cool. Should be fun.'

1. I am not allowed to send Professor Snape hair shampoo. No matter how much he needs it.

'Hi Professor.

Thought you could do with this. You do know how to use it right? If not, when your in the shower you open the bottle, pour a small amount on to your hand then lather up your hair then rinse.

Alexia will thank you. So will Remus.

Cheers,

Potter.'

Severus glanced around before opening the box, revealing a bottle with 'Rose's shampoo' on it. He grabbed the bottle and the matching conditioner that was still in the box and walked into his bathroom. The sound of running water and the smell of roses filled the room shortly after.

2. Asking Hermione Granger out is not a good idea

'Come on 'Mione! Please!'

'No.'

'Please! Come on! How can you resist our adorable grins?'

Hermione Granger looked up at the twins. She glared at them before glancing at their bodies. 'Fine. One date.' Fred and George kissed her on either cheek and ran off whooping and laughing.

3. Running in the corridors shouting "VOLDEMORT'S COMING" grows boring after the first three times

'VOLDEMORT'S COMING!' yelled Alexia as she ran through the halls of Hogwarts. 'What is all this racket?' shouted Professor McGonagall over the screams. 'Voldemort's coming!' yelled a student. Alexia erupted into giggles before trying to smother them behind her hand. McGonagall turned to her. 'Riddle! What do you have to say for yourself! This is the third time!' Alexia's giggles turned into full blown laughter. 'Riddle me this. Riddle me that! Oh what do ya know! Would you look at that!' She replied with a smirk before running off down the hall, laughing her head off while the kids around her and Professor McGonagall stared at the spot she had been standing in confusion.

4. Seamus Finnigan is not "After me lucky charms".

Alexia stretched out on the couch in front of the fireplace. She jumped as Harry came running down the stairs yelling 'It's Seamus! He's after me lucky charms!' before running out the common room. Seamus came running down after him. 'I only wanted a kiss!' he complained to her before running out after Harry. She chuckled and rubbed her hands together. 'Mischief is about already! And it's not even the second week!'

5. I must not put out a life insurance on Harry Potter

'What is this, Miss Riddle?' Alexia chuckled and rubbed the back of her neck. 'They would be forms, Professor.' Professor McGonagall rubbed her forehead. 'I know that Alexia. But why do you have life insurance forms for Mr Potter?' Alexia smirked. 'Just encase he dies ma'am. Wouldn't want his death to be unjustified.' Minerva McGonagall was stumped. She shook her head and walked off, the forms in her hand. 'Uh, Professor? May I have the forms back?'

6. I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'. I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

'Mr Potter. The headmaster would like to see you and Alexia in his office please.' Harry nodded his head and closed his book with a snap. He handed the book over to Hermione and smirked as she rolled her eyes. Alexia chuckled before whistling sharply. Pop's filled the air as house elves appeared behind them. Alexia and Harry linked arms and skipped out of the great hall, the house elves skipping along behind them singing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!'

7. I will not tell Professor Snape that "He's taking himself too seriously".

Ron's head drooped slightly as Professor Snape spoke about the seriousness of potions in the war and jobs. He jolted awake as Snape directed his talk at the table where he sat. 'Yes, Miss Lovegood?' he drawled. Luna smiled at him. 'You're taking yourself too seriously Professor.' Ron smirked but flinched as Snape started to prattle on about respect, Luna just smiled at him before turning to Ron and saying 'Have you seen the Nargles?' Ron snorted before ducking his head as Hermione went to hit him.

8. I will not write love letters to Dumbledore signed by "Your kitten".

The sixth year Gryffindors watched their Headmaster as he opened his morning mail. They started to giggle as his eyes widened upon seeing a bright pink envelope. Their giggles grew as he read it, his eyes widening even more. He suddenly dropped the letter and raced out of the hall, his cheeks pink. Their giggles slowly died down as Snape picked up the letter and read it aloud to the other teachers, allowing the students closest to hear.

'Albus,

You hold my heart in your hands. I cannot wait until after curfew. I am yours.

Sincerely,

Your kitten.'

9. I will not write on Firenze's back "Pony rides, three sickles per ride".

Firenze looked down at the child before him, her hand outstretched and three silver coins sitting in it. He took the coins, confusion showing on his face as she walked back towards the door. Suddenly he grunted as he felt a small weight drop onto his back and two little feet nudge him in the sides. 'Giddy up?' came the little girl's small voice. He frowned before walking out the room, intending to head to the Headmasters office.

10- I must not convince first years that the new password to the Gryffindor common room is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be said with their wands pointed at themselves.

'Come on! This way! This way! Keep up! Now, this is the portrait guarding the Gryffindor common room. To gain entry you have to say a password. The new password is Petrificus Totalus and you must say it while pointing your wand towards yourself. You there, Roxwood, you try.' Ron and Harry started laughing as the shy first year turned his wand on himself, stood up straight and spoke fiercely. 'Petrificus Totalus.'

AU: I really hope you like these... I'll be posting them in sets of 10. They will probably all be up loaded close together as its school holidays at the moment and I have nothing better to do.