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T H E E N E R D.
Dear Diary,
Must I be in love with him? Really?
He's a total idiot, he doesn't make me laugh and his ego is too big for himself. Okay, so I might have lied there. He does make me laugh, but in the weirdest way, which means he's a weirdo right?
Like today, I said hi to him in the most polite way ever, and all he did was sniff. I got really ticked off, didn't talk to him all day. Afterwards his brother called me and told me he had a cold. Pffft, heck yeah, I'm so believing that. Look how pathetic he is! He even got his brother to ring me! But hey, don't get me wrong, his brother is totally sexy and his voice is really seductive - I'd so want me a piece of the older Uchiha. You no what I mean, eyebrow eyebrow; nudge nudge.
HeHe.
Anyways! So like he totally faked that cold, but just incase he's lying I'm going to bring him some soup for him. He better be grateful that liar!
TTYL,
xo's from your buddy,
Sakuuuurrrrraaa. (- Roll the R's
maaan. :D)
WTF SAKURA?! You're friggin' mad
woman, I did not lie about my cold. It was soo a one day thing you
know? I'm sure you get them too sometimes! No actually Sasuke,
I don't, now please stop reading my dairy you freakish stalker. I'm
not a stalker! I'm your boyfriend! And if you haven't I can
always spread my germs in a sexual way. ;) Naar mean?Like,
heck you wont! But I hope you enjoyed that soup, did Itachi enjoy it?
I hope so.
Stop perving on my older brother you hoe. :P ONE
Uchiha is enough for you to handle.LeGasp! Stop reading
and writing, I'm so breaking up with you! In a non-sexual kind of
way!
Darn, so that means we don't get to have make up or
break up sex? I'm gone then! Pfft. Noun. Love you lots, lets make
up soon kay?