Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the other characters.
Harry Potter was going to stay at his friend's, Hermione, house. When he got there Hermione was on the Internet she was reading stories on some website called fanfiction.net
"Harry, come here. There are stories on here about you." She said.
She clicked on a story 'Things Harry Potter wouldn't do or say'
He started reading
1. "Snape is my favorite teacher"
"Okay that is true." Harry said
2. Hate Sirius
" I wouldn't do that either."
3. Try and strangle Dumbledore
"Now that I would do." he said.
4. "Malfoy you are my best friend."
"Alright that's true."
The rest of the stuff he would do but most likely not so any would know.
He scrolled down 'Things Hermione wouldn't do'
1. Burn books
"I would too burn books." Hermione said.
2. Drop out of school
"I might," she said.
The rest of list was about how Hermione wouldn't do anything ruin her grades which she would do if she wanted to.
"People on this website don't what they are talking about." Hermione said.
"You are so right." Harry said
But they continued to scroll down
'By Ronald Weasley it said at the bottom.
They both wanted to kill Ron.
A/n: Its fun making fun of the people who do lists like that cuz ya never know if one of characters would do that. I know its short.
-BlackMetalGreymon
P.s. just wait till I make fun of the digimon chats that every1 writes.