AN: I was reading my friends awesome Battle Royale/ Naruto cross over and suddenly thought, "Wow, this is great. I wish I could write my own Naruto cross over story." And then it came to me... Mean Girls! OK, so it is an extremely girly film with probably the most annoying actress in the world playing Kady, but it is still hilarious. Well anyways, here is my attempt at a Naruto/ Mean Girls cross over. I hope you like it ^_^
I had always thought that my childhood was pretty normal. So what if my parents where Leaf Village nins who had spent the past 20 years of their lives working for Suna. Why should that matter here. I was just a normal Kunoichi: and today would be just like any other day.
Yeh right.
Who was I kidding. Certainly not myself anyway.
It was an ironically fresh and bright morning, though obviously the sun in this, shockingly green, village was no where near as strong as it had been in Suna. I sighed deeply as I reminisced the rolling sand dunes that embraced the walls of my beloved childhood abode. The sigh was repeated when I remembered the friends I had left behind.
My gaze turned lazily away from the glowing sphere of light and back to the pouch that my mother had presented to me the week before.
000
"Where going to send you to the ninja academy in this village." She had announced with a genuine smile that extended to her eyes, revealing the crows feet wrinkles that betrayed her ageing features.
"Isn't that great?" She finished. I noticed that her smile looked a little less sincere this time.
"Why?" I had replied with a disgruntled groan. "You never sent me to Suna's Academy. Why can't you and Dad just home school me like before?" I could hear the desperation in my own voice as I pleaded for my freedom. I had heard the rumours about the hierarchy systems that training Genin put into place at these kinds of institutions. Needless to say, I wasn't keen to find out where I would fit in.
"Me and your mother want to integrate you into Konoha society." My farther answered, making me jump a little. He had been rustling through our new fridge – searching for some instant ramen I presume – and I had thought that he wasn't paying attention to the conversation. Soon he returned to his search – his head disappearing into one of the shiny oak cupboards – as the discussion continued.
"And why does that have to involve sending me to a lecture hall?" I asked defiantly. The effect of my carefully planned retort was destroyed as my father cheered merrily. He had discovered his treasure.
My mother sighed deeply as she focused on my father. "If she doesn't want to go, we can't make her."
A triumphant smile graced my lips.
It didn't stay there for long.
"No Shizune." He responded, as he walked over to his wife and wrapped his arm around her shoulder. "She has to go if she wants to become a medical nin in this village."
I pouted like an angry toddler, who had just been scolded for playing Frisbee with their parents record collection.
Seeing my expression, Dad sprung towards me and ruffled my – previously pristine – pink hair.
I growled in protest as I squirmed away, but I couldn't help laughing at him, when he crinkled his eyes to deliver one of his trade mark toothy grins.
He winked at me before running to the kitchen to silence the kettle, that was currently screaming to itself on the hob where it had been abandoned.
My mother and I stood in a pensive silence after he left. She was tugging at her short, brunette hair. A sure sign that she wasn't completely happy about something.
"Mum?" I asked, after our silence, and her hair tugging, had continued for – what I considered – far too long.
She gave a little start when she realised that I had been watching her, and quickly thrust her hands into her pockets.
"Yes dear?" She replied innocently.
We continued to stare at each other in silence until my father returned, carrying a steaming pot of ramen in his hand, and displaying a huge grin. Apparently he was very pleased with the skills that he had displayed when he had poured hot water into a pot of dry noodles.
However, seeing the situation that he had just walked into, the smile quickly dropped from his face.
"Every thing OK girls?" He questioned, his eyes moving from myself and my mother as if he was watching a high speed game of tennis.
My mother seemed to ignore him and directed her attention back towards me.
"Are you shore that you want to be a Kunoichi? I don't mind if you want to run a market stall or something like that. Just do what you are happy to do." Her natural smile returned reassuringly. I answered it with my own and a stiff nod.
"I've all ways wanted to become a medical nin like you, mother. I'll do what ever it takes to reach that goal." I tilted my head and crinkled my eyes as I smiled.
My eyes snapped open quickly, as I felt her push an ugly, beige pouch into my hands.
"Wh..." I began.
"It's my old Kunoichi bag. You can use it to carry your weapons and bandages." My mother look positively ecstatic to have inflicted that new heirloom on me.
000
Sighing, I lifted the bulging pouch from my bed and tied it to my belt.
I don't know why I had stuffed so many Kunai into it. Maybe I was hoping to break it from the inside so that I wouldn't have to take it to that retched place. My broad forehead would surely be enough to segregate me from the other students, without this blasted thing making it worst.
With this thought I look to my wall mounted mirror and inspected my appearance.
I groaned in annoyance when I found that my shoulder length hair had returned to its wild state, even after I had all ready carried out three separate combing missions into the pink tangles.
Resining myself to the fact that I would never be able to tame the beast, in the four minutes that I had remaining before I would have to leave towards that dreaded place, I tied my hair in a tight bun and turned away from the reflective surface.
000
My mother was already in hysterics by the time we approached the towering gate of Konoha Ninja Academy School – apparently my parents thought that I couldn't manage to walk to the school on my own.
"Remember to be polite to your sensei and the other students." My father said, before kissing my forehead.
I hated it when he did this. However, the last time I had complained about it drawing attention to my abnormally large forehead, he had just smiled and said that he liked it that way because it meant that there was more room to kiss it. I was sure that he was just mocking me.
I scowled at him dangerously, making him laugh warmly and tap me, affectionately, on the nose.
My mother had gained control over her wailing and was now hugging me as tightly as if I was about to head into a minefield.
"Here's your lunch money. You can ask one of the older kids where the canteen is." She handed over an excessive amount of cash, which I promptly returned as I rolled my eyes at her.
"Don't worry mum." I said, giving her another hug. This was obviously a mistake, as she took the opportunity to squeeze me to the brink of suffocation for a second time.
A loud bell rang obtrusively, making my mother release me swiftly and land a small kiss on my cheek.
She pushed me gently towards the gate before wrapping an arm around her husband.
I walked away from them slowly enough to be in ear shot when my mother asked:
"Oh, Iruka, She will be OK, won't she?" I heard him grunt in reply. I rolled my eyes. My dad was such a typical guy.
AN: Well I hope you liked that. ^_^ It took me ages to decide who should be Kady. I thought about having Hinata for a while, but I eventually decided that she would fit into a different characters shoes more comfortably. ^_^
I know this scene lasted about 30 seconds in the movie, but I thought that it was important explain how Sakura's background a bit more as well as showing her relationship with her parents and how she feels about having to leave her friends.
Next chapter I will put the story into full swing so please be patient with me ^_^
I hope you like the choices I have made for the characters so far, and I will be happy to receive any suggestions you have for future choices in terms of who should be who, though I must warn you that my mind is already set on who should be Regina.
Please review so that I will be encouraged to write more of this ^_^
Thanx for reading ^_^