Random Assorted Chatroom Mishaps in Gensokyo

Cast (for those of you who don't want to use your braincells)

JudgeofParadise: Shikieiki Yamaxanadu

MagicalBandit7: Marisa Kirisame

CellularCorvid: Hatate Himekaidou

T3HCAPTAIN: Captain Murasa Minamitsu

KuroboshiRocket17: Aya Shameimaru

WhiteWolfWoman: Momiji Inubashiri

Miracle_Miko: Sanae Kochiya

3eyedFreud: Koishi Komeiji

tehstrongest!: Cirno

Flowerlove7763: Yuuka Kazami

Chat 1

JudgeofParadise has joined the chatroom at 9:01 PM

JudgeofParadise: Hey all!

MagicalBandit7: Sup?

CellularCorvid: Hey there.

JudgeofParadise: Guuuuueeeess what happened since the last time I've been on?

CellularCorvid: I dunno, really.

MagicalBandit7: You got laid?

JudgeofParadise: No, not even close.

MagicalBandit7: Relax, I'm joking.

T3HCAPTAIN: Marisa, stop saying things Shikieiki wished to happen to her

JudgeofParadise: Oh, ok. Lis-HEY!

Chat 2

KuroboshiRocket17 has joined the chatroom at 9:29 pm

WhiteWolfWoman: Aya, you have to see Sanae's impression! XD

Miracle_Miko: ice is cool

KuroboshiRocket17: Oh brother...

KuroboshiRocket17: What kind of ice? Sheets of ice? Iceburgs? Icicles? Ice cubes? Dry ice? Ice the drug?

Miracle_Miko: The kend Cirno lieks cuz she can thunk reel smrt

KuroboshiRocket17: pffftBAHAHAHAHA!

Miracle_Miko: lol, I thought you'd like it.

Chat 3

3eyedFreud: Well...my sister and I aren't getting along so well right now...

KuroboshiRocket17: What's the problem?

tehstrongest!: ice is cool

3eyedFreud: She's just being annoying, she's seriously rubbing me wrong...

MagicalBandit7: lol, incest

3eyedFreud: Dammit, that came out wrong!

KuroboshiRocket17: That sounded very bad, Koishi

Flowerlove7763: lol, Koishi x Satori

tehstrongest!: i don't get it

T3HCAPTAIN: Where can I find vids of her "rubbing you wrong?"

3eyedFreud: I'd tell you to go to hell Murasa, but seeing you everyday would be a pain in the ass...

tehstrongest!: i don't get taht one either

Chat 4

3eyedFreud: Fuck my sister

Flowerlove7763: lolwut?

KuroboshiRocket17: What? XD

T3HCAPTAIN: WITH PLEASURE!

MagicalBandit7: wtf lol

3eyedFreud: Dammit, I meant to say:

3eyedFreud: "Fuck, my sister is here"

Flowerlove7763: That has to be the funniest typo I have ever seen!

KuroboshiRocket17: Wow! XD

MagicalBandit: Fucking hilarious

tehstrongest!: i still don get it

BONUS CHAT

Flowerlove7763

Welcome back to the Gensokyo ePartner network!

To: Flowerlove7763

From: T3HCAPTAIN

T3HCAPTAIN: Hey babe, show me sum pics~ You're willing to go there, right babe?

Flowerlove7763: ...

Flowerlove7763: Not for you, creepo!

Flowerlove7763: *DISCONNECT*