Hello Ron,
I know, we just got home from Hogwarts yesterday, but I thought I'd get a head start. I always enjoy these summer letters. You're less pratty in them :)
What do you think you shall be doing this summer? I think Mum and Dad want to go somewhere on the European Mainland, so hopefully I get to visit Viktor. Oh, I forget, you don't particularly like him. I still don't understand why. You won't tell me, will you? It's amazing that you still frustrate me even though we're not talking, and you haven't even said anything to me technically.
Merlin, this is a boring letter. First letters always are. Hey, how come I am always the one to write first? It wouldn't kill you to say hello to me, you know! Every summer it's the same.. Oh well. Forget it. I have nothing to write about. This will be short. I'll just write whatever pops into my head, it doesn't matter, you're not going to read this anyways. You never do. You always skim and skip right down to
about HERE, and now that you've read that, you see it's not interesting, and you're going to skip again down to
HERE. Stop doing that, Ron.
Back to writing whatever is in my head. The clouds are a perfect cerulean outside right now. Summer weather is what makes it feel like the summer the most for me. Personally, my favourite season is winter, but not when you're alone. I like greeting card-picturesque scenery. Looking through frosted windows at families gathered beneath a tree. A couple puffing down a street hand in hand. Friends tossing snowballs at each other- remember how hard you chucked that icy one at my.. rear? That was mean, Ron. I don't care if you say that you weren't REALLY aiming, "it was just good luck"! It was horrible! Harry didn't even help me up, he just stood there and laughed with you. Sometimes it is so difficult having two BOYS as my best friends, you know! Argh.
You guys can be really wonderful sometimes though. You cheer me up like a charm. You guys, I mean. Granted, YOU can also tick me off like no other! I'm still mad about that Exploding Snap on my seat on the train! That wasn't funny!
I think I've lost you. I have haven't I? Great, Hermione, why don't you ever keep in mind when writing that Ronald Weasley has THE shortest attention-span. You probably skimmed again, and you're only seeing the words that I've bolded. Therefore, read this, HAVE A NICE SUMMER YOU HORRID BOY. :)
Hermione