Disclamer I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. Wish I did, but i don't.
Bandit Trio
Chapter 1: The Meeting
"Hands up! Valuables on the table!"
A voice boomed over the loud music of the on going party. Every one gazed around the room, looking for where the voice came from. All eyes fell on two figures in hooded cloaks. The person who appeared to be the leader shouted at a high windowsill.
"Get down and start collecting will you" Irritation apparent in her voice.
Another cloaked figure stood and jumped from her perch. A large bag over her shoulder, she swiftly weaved her way through the crowd. Taking anything and everything of any value. The other figure, which hadn't said any thing, looked to be dancing while ushering people out the door. Soon only two people were left. One of the remaining guys spoke up.
"Are you the ones called the Bandit Trio?"
The figure that had been collecting carefully placed her findings by their leader. Shortly after she grabbed all the alcohol also stuffing it into a bag. Once done she slowly turned to look at the boy who had dared to speak.
"What of it?" She replied hate pouring from unseen eyes.
"Just making sure we don't kill the wrong people." The other boy sneered.
"How do you plan on doing that?" Asked the bubbly voice of the last figure.
With that the two guys charged. The figures dodged all their shameful attempts at attacks, not getting a single scratch. Unfortunately for them the attackers had each pulled out a weapon. One held two short daggers, another a large battle axe, and the last a duel head spear.
Each figure attacked swiftly and precisely, leaving the boys at there mercy. With one last powerful attack the two boys were left unconscious. Their attackers disappeared without a trace, taking what was now theirs with them.
We next see the figures standing in front of a small cottage, closely surrounded by trees. Once inside the shorter of the three removed her cloak. Only to reveal a girl of 17, with deep cocoa hair in an A-cut with blue bangs that framed her face, her eyes matching a blue crayon.
"Yeah we had a long day."
The speaker removed her cloak and there stood a girl of 19. She had light chestnut hair streaked with gold that came down to her waist. Her eyes were deep forest green. The last figure just nodded and took of her cloak. She was a girl of 18 with silver hair in a short pixy cut and eyes that were a darkish violet.
"Why don't we celebrate with the booze we just stole?" Asked the girl with silver hair.
"Great idea Kikia!"
"Rina would you go get it?"
"Sure thing Kira!"
The girl with deep cocoa hair ran off to get glasses and the booze.
The two boys had finally stirred into consciousness. When they saw that the figures were gone, they found they were tied to a tree with a thick rope. The two struggled for freedom until one cut them loose. Soon a portal appeared and they walked through. On the other side of the portal was an office area with a desk and a chair, the chair had its back to the group. When the boys walked in a voice came from the other side of the room.
"Did you get them Kurama?"
"Sorry Koenma." said a tall boy with red hair and emerald colored eyes.
"Not to worry Kurama. George has just given me the coordinates of there hideout. "
"Hn." Said the guy that was the shortest of the bunch, he had hair that defied all the laws of gravity. It was tall black spiky and had a white starburst in it.
"Where is it then?" He asked.
"I'm setting the portal with the coordinates, so stop complaining Hiei."
A portal appeared behind them, and they all stepped through. The portal dropped them in a small clearing with a woodcutters cottage near a small stream. Kurama and Hiei were surprised at the simplicity of the so-called hideout. Kurama walked up to the door and knocked, to their surprise it opened. The door swung open, the two peered in side. Walking in they spotted two girls sprawled on the ground, with empty beer bottles in hand. Confused they looked around for clues to who the girls might be. Their eyes fell on three black cloaks thrown over the backs of chairs. Kira in her drunken induced slumber was mumbling.
"Chocolate… Figs… Apricot… NO! fluffy eggs and tissue paper!!"
Rolling over with a thud as she finished. The other girl, Rina giggled endlessly. Kurama shook his head and tied the two together with his rose whip. They stirred momentarily but did not waken. Hiei dragged the two outside, and lade their bodies against a tree. Hiei and Kurama stood guard figuring the third girl would show herself in due time.
The third girl Kikia was up in her bathroom, sitting in her tub fully clothed. She held a bottle of rum in her hand, waving it wildly as she sang drinking songs. When she realized that her bottle was empty she pouted, but nonetheless stepped out of the tub to get more. At the bottom of the stairs she looked out the window, to see her partners in crime lying limp at the base of a tree. Frowning she placed her empty bottle on the table, and exited via the back door. Kikia quickly snuck behind the tree her teammates were barely leaning against, and swiftly cut them free. Kikia then snuck behind the two boys and knocked them out cold with the butt of her blade.
She tied up the two intruders, her companions regained consciousness soon after. Kikia got the other two up to date, on the boys tied up on there would be lawn. Shortly after Kira and Rina had been briefed the boys returned to the conscious world. Kira immediately took control of the situation she stepped forward and glared.
"Who sent you?"
"Hn."
"I see you wish to do this the hard way… Rina"
Rina stepped forward and was standing directly in front of Hiei and simply asked
"Do you like potatoes?"
Hiei gave her a look like she was total loon. Rina just smiled. From out of nowhere she pulled out a plate of mashed potatoes that were glowing an eerie blue. She tried to feed the glowing creation to him but oddly enough he refused, and kept his mouth shut. While Rina was trying to feed Hiei, Kikia noticed the blue glow and dashed at it. She snatched the plate out of Rina's hand and rolled out of the way. The whole while stuffing her face with glowy goodness, Kikia only stopped shoveling once all the mash was gone. Once done she stood up and walked back to the group with a blank expression and glazed eyes.
"Um… Rina what type did you use?"
"Oh just type 'C'. After all it is the pretty one, don't you agree?"
"Well yes but what did I tell you about type 'C'?"
"Never use it unless you're getting revenge or trying to embarrass someone."
"Then if you remember why did you use it?"
"I'm sorry I couldn't help myself. It was calling me." She said with a half innocent look on her face
"What may I ask just happened here?" questioned Kurama
"Oh nothing it's just that Kikia swallowed some type 'C' truth serum, and will be saying the first thing that comes to mind for the next five minutes. Nothing special."
Replied Rina as she ran off to the house laughing hysterically. The boys stared after her worry for her sanity apparent on their faces. Once Rina was out of sight Kikia began to talk, which of course worried everyone even more. She walked up to Kurama who happened to the closest to her, and said.
"You know that your hair makes you look like a shman right?"
She then tilted her head to the side " Is it a wig?"
Kikia then began yanking as hard as she could to see if it would come off, but of course it wouldn't.
"Oh my god! It's not a wig. Run for you lives it's the night of the living shman!"
With that she let go of his hair and started to run for her life. She stopped after two steps, which was right in front of Hiei. Thus leaving Kurama to suffer his thoughts of shmanlyness alone. She looked at Hiei, then of course said what ever popped into her head.
"How much gel do you use? I mean how can it stay like that with out any gel? It's just not natural. And what's with being so short, guys are supposed to be tall not shrimpy. Short stuff!"
After she was done scolding Hiei about his shortness. Kikia skipped off a ways, singing joyfully about blood and carnage. Just as she was about to disappear from sight, Kikia turned around and sprinted up a tree laughing evilly. Kikia stopped laughing and climbed down calmly then asked
"So who do you work for?"
Kikia looked totally serious, having no recollection of what had just occurred. Kurama and Hiei glared at Kikia with more hate than she deemed necessary. Kikia turned to the other two girls confused
"What's up with them?"
"Not sure, but you kind of ate the potatoes with type 'C' truth serum." Kira said with an evil smile
Kikia gave a look of utter horror, it was there for a mere second. Recomposed, she calmly walked over to Rina and started violently shaking her. After shaking the brains out of Rina she turned and looked at the two men.
"So who do you work for again?" she questioned
"Why should we tell you?" Hiei asked with little to no care in his voice
"Well I could just get some more potatoes if you want." Rina smiled innocently.
Kurama politely declined "That is quiet unnecessary."
"Hey! Hey! Do you guys work for our good friend Koenma?" Rina asked spazing slightly.
"Well do you?" asked Kira who was glaring slightly
Kurama nodded numbly.
"Well you should have told us sooner. We would have been happy to go with you."
The two guys looked bewildered, Koenma had told them that the trio were the most evil, vial people in all of the three worlds, and they must be stopped at all costs. Nothing more. The two of them assumed that they would be a bunch of the blood thirst guys. That they would put a huge fight with lots of blood and gore, and now they said that they would go peacefully. The guys were all extremely confused, but they snapped out of it when Kira started cutting the rope that bound them.
"Lead the way" Rina grinned widely her face held a hint of loony crazy mischief.
The group made a quiet procession to the heart of the forest where a glowing portal stood. Kurama signaled for the three girls to follow after him, Hiei brought up the rear. On the other side of the portal in Koenma's office, Koenma was busily stamping papers.
"I'm guessing that you have caught those evil villains." Koenma asked without looking up.
"Well not exactly dear Koenma." stated Kira
"What? Why are you not apprehended?"
"What? Koenma don't you trust us? We just want to talk to you." She replied coolly.
"Fine if you want to talk, tell me where it is?"
"Sorry can't do that" Kira looked exceedingly smug.
"What why not" Koenma whined.
"Don't know where it is duh!"
"Why don't you know? Didn't you hide it?" At this point Koenma was looking frantic.
"Not really." She said, as her smirk grew larger
Everyone else was watching the conversation with much interest.
"Well then who did?" Screamed Koenma
"Well our little buddy Rina here." Kira said with an obnoxious smile
Koenma then rounded on Rina "Where did you hide it?"
"Hide what?" Rina asked in honest confusion
"Don't play dumb. You know very well what I'm talking about."
"I do???" She asked getting more confused by the second
"Yes all the stuff from my volt that you stole."
"Oh yeah! That stuff." She smiled as though she remembered something incredibly funny.
"Well where is it?"
"Where's what?" Rina asked completely confused once again.
"What do you mean, what? You just said you knew where it was."
"I did? Really? I don't remember."
Koenma look at the rest of the people in the room completely exasperated. Then the light bulb went off in his head
"Hiei read her mind! Where did she hide it?"
Hiei nodded and closed his eyes, appearing to be in deep concentration. A few seconds later he reopened his eyes, with a confused look on his face. Which was a first for him.
"She doesn't know." He says slightly surprised.
Koenma once again rounded on Kira. "I thought you said she knew where it was?"
"She does." Kikia said with a smirk, as she entered herself in the conversation.
"What do you mean?" Koenma asks confused beyond comparison.
"Your not asking the right question idiot." She stated simply.
"Fine then you ask her where it is." He said with a hint of anger in his voice.
"If you insist." Kikia said while rolling her eyes.
"Okay Rina where did you hide little Joey Jr?"
"Oh him he is right here." As she pranced off all merry like.
She pranced her way over to a fish tank, which had many interesting and different kinds of fish. Rina walked to the left side and pushed the top corner in. A rather larger chamber was revealed underneath the tank. It held everything that was missing from the volt. Everyone looked at the Rina who had a smug look on her face.
"Wait a minute Rina. You hid the stuff we stole in his office?"
"Yup!" She said with total pride.
The two boys and Koenma just watched in confusion. They didn't know what to do. The Trio has taken many valuable and dangerous items, but they had in a way returned it. Should they be punished severely or just put in jail for a few years.
"Okay ladies I have decided upon your punishment." Koenma declared
"What? Your punishing us even after we gave all the stuff back. That is sooooo not fair!" the girls whined
"Well since you returned it you will be sentenced to five years in jail."
"Five years in jail! Who's going to feed Freddy Freddy Jones Jr the 23rd?"
Rina said as she broke down in tears. After seconds of crying her eyes out she said.
"Oh well I'll just have to get Freddy Freddy Jones Jr the 24th when I get back."
With that she went back to her normal disturbing self.
"So lead the way great Koenma." sighed Kikia in utter boredom
"I have to much paper work, so the detectives will show the way."
" Fine whatever just put us in jail already." Said Kira
" Follow us" Kurama gestured for the three to follow.
He walked out the door with Hiei in tow. The girls walked behind them silently. Before Rina left she smirked and salute fair well, then ran out the door after her thefting buddies. For the first few minutes they all walked in silence. Rina was about to explode, she couldn't take the silence much longer.
"Its to quiet lets sing a song."
"Okay Rina how about 'On Top of a Smoke House'." Suggested Kikia.
"Yeah that's a good one. Ready? Lets sing."
"Only if Kira sings to."
"Fine."
"Okay on the count of three. One, two, three." With that they started to sing.
On top of a smoke house
all covered with blood
We killed poor Koenma
With a forty-four stud
We went to his funereal
And sat on his grave
Everybody threw flowers
We threw grenades
BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM
"Again!" Cheered a very happy Rina
"On top of a smo…" The three started.
"Will you three shut the hell up" shout Hiei. Over the trio's 'lovely' singing
"Fine well sing another song." said Rina looking a little hurt that he didn't seem to like there 'wonderful' singing.
"No you wont. If you do I kill you." Hiei stated calmly.
"No you wont your not that mean." said Rina cheerfully, as she prepared to sing a new song.
"Sometimes I get so weird I even freak my self out…"
She sang out in a total obnoxious voice that scared every one with in earshot. Few moments of listening to the singing that was getting on every ones nerves, except Rina's of course. Kikia looked like she was ready to murder her, as did Hiei. Before they had a chance the reached the dungeon, and the cell the girls would be staying in.
Rina stopped her singing and was gazing around in wonder.
"It's so pretty!" Rina squealed in delight her eyes shining with joy.
The two guys just looked at her like she was a total loon. After a few moments Kikia said
"I must agree. You do have the eerie dungeon look down pat. Only problem is that there is to much light, it makes the place look a little homey."
"Yes I quite agree. This is defiantly the nicest dungeon we have ever been in." agreed Kira.
Rina then shouted back to the boys.
"Give our thanks to Koenma." She said with a warm smile.
With that the trio went into the cell and locked themselves in.
"Guess will be seeing you later." Kikia sighed as she sat down on the cold hard rock floor.
"Yes. Everyday actually we will be the one who bring you your meals." said Kurama as he smiled at Kira
"I meant a lot later." Kikia mumbled as she rolled her eyes.
"Well good night ladies see you later." Said Kurama, as he gave a would be secret glance at Kira. Of course she didn't notice, but everyone else did.
The spirit detectives left the three thieves to the misery of the dungeon. Once the detectives were out of sight Kikia turned to the group.
"Ready?" she asked with a hint of mischief in her voice.
The other two just nodded their heads with an evil glint in there eyes.
Authors Note: Okay people that was chapter one. Hope you enjoyed it! I'll do my best to update at least once a week. So that means every Thursday if I'm not being lazy 3