Carve Your Name Into My Skin
Not Gonna Get You
Strutting down the corridor, Kurt Hummel grinned as people stood to the side to make way for his fabulous self. He owned this school, he owned these people and damn it felt good to appreciated. Of course, it hadn't always been this way as Kurt had been terrosied for years. But a swift kick to bollocks to Karofsky and making out with one Santana Lopez in the corridors of McKinley High drove Kurt's popularity skyhigh. Now all the men wanted to date him and all the women wanted to be him. Kurt wasn't your average popular student though. Not by means. He still worked hard to get good grades because for Gabana's sake he wasn't going to end up working in Lima Bean for the rest of his life. And he never bullied anyone because being a former victim of bullying would always scar him for life. Of course, if you were to mess with Kurt in any way, he wouldn't retaliate in violence. But you could be sure of a severe tongue lashing that would have you quivering for the rest of your life. And not in the good way.
He had his two bitche's to his side. Queen Santana Lopez lesbian cheerleader with a fetish for turning straight girls into the dykes if only for one night and Princess Brittany Pierce with perhaps a shortage in the brains department but enough sweetness to fill an entire candy factory. The three of them strutted down the McKinley High corridor like they owned it. Scratch that, they DID own it.
Getting to his locker, Kurt opened it and took out the books he would need for his first two lessons. Santana leaned against the locker and purred.
"Can I just say Kurterlla your ass is looking mighty fine tonight. If I didn't loving fluffing the muff so much I would so like to remove those jeans. With my teeth". Kurt turned and faced Santana, leaning right close to her face.
"Baby if I didn't have cock in my head 24/7 you wouldn't be able to walk with the amount of time I'd spend between those fine legs of yours".
Santana blanched and fanned herself with her book. "Damn Sleeping Kurtie I think your the only man I've ever wanted that I could'nt get. I swear one day I'm going to get you so drunk that you will be relucant to resist my latino charms".
Kurt leaned into Santana and gently licked her ear making the Latino quiver with delight. "Baby, I look forward to you trying. God knows I love a trier!"
Shutting his locker door and locking it, Kurt turned to face Brittany who looked a bit put out.
"Don't worry babes, I''m not going to steal your woman".
Brittany shrugged him off. "But Kurty I thought you said I was the only woman you'd ever have sex with!"
"Baby, you have the high honour of being the only woman to have her tongue in my mouth. That should be enough for you, God know's many women wish they were that woman". Kurt grinned as he linked arms with his two girls and proceeded to walk towards Chemistry which was there first lesson of the day. And the only lesson all three had together.
"It's true" Quinn Fabray sighed as she joined the three into walking to the class. "I even heard Jane Thompson telling her friends she was going to grow a moustache just in the hope you would plant her a kiss with your magic tongue".
Kurt laughed to which Quinn sighed. She stopped walking. "I'm just going to walk behind you" she spoke.
"Why?" Brittany asked "To stare at Kurt's behind as you walk".
Quinn shrugged her shoulders. "Of course".
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"Well if it isn't Princess Kurt and his two lesbian croonies Chapstick Lesbian and Ditzee Princess" Sebastian said as he took a seat on the large table in the chemistry room.
Kurt rolled his eyes. "Well if it isn't Sebastian Smythe the walking STD. Tell me Bas, how is life? And what is that new fragrance your wearing? Because it's nasty. Oh wait, I know. It's the smell of Grindr".
"Nice to see you haven't removed the pole you have lodged up your ass then" Sebastian spoke as he pulled his book out "And if you must know, that is the smell of love. Because I am in love".
Kurt gasped. "No way. Tell me it isn't true. You love someone other then your own mirror reflection?" He put his book on the desk and took out his pen pointing it at Sebastian "And Bas, must you be so crude. You know the only thing I need my up my ass is Puck's 9 inches"
Brittany chucked next to him as she and Santana whispered stuff into each others ears. Vulgar stuff probably, knowing Santana.
"It's true. His name is Blaine and he attends Dalton. We had the most fantastic 15 minutes in the toilets of Scandals and know I want to see him again.. If only to get back my wallet which I think he stole from trousers when I perfomed the most amazing oral on him".
Kurt put his pen on the desk and tutted at Sebastian. "You are disgusting. Just disgusting. I must find out who this Blaine is and give him my sincere apologises. Because you had your mouth wrapped around him God knows what kind of STD he has know".
Sebastian winked at Kurt. "Baby, you know it's only a matter of time before you & I get together. It's going to happen. Just accept that fact and deal with it".
"I would rather have sex with Lauren Zizes, Sue Sylvester and freaking Stoner Brett then have your tainted dick anywhere near me" Kurt groaned as he stood up. "Now the mere thought of that is going to make me puke. Excuse me girls, I'm going to the ladies to vomit". He turned back around and pointed at Sebastian. "As for you, if I get so much as a drop of sick on my new Dolche shirt I will be sending the dry cleaning bill to your house. Am I understood CraigsList?"
He then proceeded to strut out of the classroom, bumping into his chemistry teacher Mrs Whitemore in the process but he failed to acknowledge her.
"Oi Gay Meerkat stop staring at Kurt's ass your actually dribbling on the table and it's making me want to shove something in your mouth. My foot".
"I'm not staring at Kurts ass Queen Latifah. That ass is nothing special. I see better asses everyday at the gym".
Santana just stared at Sebastian. "Shut your face Dorothy of Oz before I shut it for you. Kurt's ass is an immaculate being and if you don't believe me just check out our school's form. Kurt's ass has an appreciation thread that is twice the size of the next rated thread. And I'd put it to you that at least a qurater of those posters are in fact you".
Sebastian said nothing.
"Silence speaks volumes" Quinn spoke as Mrs Whitemore proceeded to shut her class up by yelling.
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Kurt stood by his locker and rang his bell. In a matter of seconds, Dave Karofsky appeared.
"Dave" Kurt spoke not looking directly into his eyes. "Schedule me for a 2.30pm manicure at Nail Time, my cuticles need emergency care ASAP".
"Yes Kurt" Dave said pulling out Kurt's diary from his locker which Kurt made sure was next to his own. "Do you remember you have a 4.00pm sexdevouz with Noah scheduled at his place?"
Kurt sighed. Sex with Noah was good. No, that's a lie. It was brilliant. But Kurt was getting pretty annoyed with being used only for sex. Noah didn't want to go on dates. He didn't want to do anything other then get into Kurt's pants and then spend the rest of the night watching horror movies in his boxers, occasionally stopping to scratch his balls and then sniff them. That was vulgar.
Dave, who Kurt had demenaded spent the year acting his as personal assitant as repayment for the years of bullying he took at the hands of the closeted former jock, looked shock at Kurt's apparent lack of enthusishum.
"What's wrong? The Puckzilla not fulfilling your needs anymore? Do you want me to dump his ass for you?" Dave spoke with a grin on his face. He wasn't stupid, as much as he wanted it he knew he had no chance of getting into Kurt's tight pants. And he'd accepted that. He just hated the fact that Noah Puckerman was using Kurt's ass for nothing more then as a useful play thing to fulfill his own needs.
"He'll do for know" Kurt shrugged. But he already knew that he was going to move on. He wanted it, he'd wanted it for so long. He just hated to admit it.
He wanted Sebastian Smythe more then anything he'd ever wanted in the world. And he knew it was only a matter of time before he gave in.
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I hope you liked that introduction chapter! I love the thought of Kurtana ruling the school. In the next chapter you will see Kurt's epic bromance with Sam Evans, more Kurtana fun, a little Puckurt sex, more Sebastian pining and some Hummelberry for good measure.
Chow for now!