My name is Coldsteel the Hedgeheg

by Coldsteel666

In which we are introduced to Coldsteel the Hedgeheg, who, after defeating Sonic in battle, finds himself in a strange new world in a weak new body. Coldsteel realizes that if he is alive in a new reality, Sonic might be too, and he may have to defeat Sonic in battle using strange new creatures called Pokémon to do it.

1. My name is Coldsteel the Hedgeheg

My name is Coldsteel the Hedgeheg. And I was born with a special power.

The last thing I remember is defeating and killing Sonic the Hedgehog, and then… nothing. I have a new body, of which I have no memory of having been in before. It's definitely not a hedgeheg body, and it's not nearly as strong as the body I used to have. I'm not even sure I have my special power. I don't have spines or my Jinco jeans or my long nails or my earrings and earrings aren't girly by the way, fuck you. I also have a left ear again, which I had originally lost in my battle against Sonic. And in spite of my current appearance, I still have all of my memories of being in the Sonic Fighting Academy, and being the strongest of my class. Memories of a life I lived in a completely different body.

My first memories in the reality in which I live now is of me starting a video conference call. I don't have any memories of this new reality prior to that. Did my memories overwrite those of the body I'm in now, or did this reality not exist before I came here? How did any of this happen? I don't know the answer to any of this. All I know is that this is all loser nerd shit. I'm not a loser nerd, I was born with a special power to fight in the Sonic Military.

The recipient of the aforementioned video conference call is some loser named Professor Kukui. I find out that I'm scheduled to move to Alola soon, which means nothing to me, and that they've got these things called Pokemon there. I don't care about Pokémon, whatever they are. I care about stuff like being badass and motorcycles and hurting people and killing and girls with big boobys who are sluts and the colour purple (the cool kind, not the gay kind).

Professor Boredom goes on and on about Pokémon and something suddenly catches my attention. Pokémon can be used in battle! Obviously I wouldn't need to use them if I was in my true Hedgeheg form, but as I am now, this could be perfect. These Pokémon, whatever Pokémon are, could be just the tools I need to defeat Sonic the Hedgehog, should I ever encounter my archnemesis again in my current form. And now I just need to find him.

Is Coldsteel the Hedgeheg's memories inside a guy who's a loser who doesn't even wear Jinco Jeans, or a girl with a stupid hat who's a loser who doesn't even wear Jinco Jeans?

- Guy who's a loser who doesn't even wear Jinco Jeans

- Girl with a stupid hat who's a loser who doesn't even wear Jinco Jeans

And what does Coldsteel look like in this body?

- White skin with blond hair and blue eyes. Coldsteel's dad, Hitler, would approve.

- White skin with black hair and dark eyes. Coldsteel can look just like their dad.

- Mexican or something. Would kinda make the family reunion rather awkward.

- Black skin and black hair to match Coldsteel's black heart.

And now, I need to come up with a name. I cannot use the name Coldsteel the Hedgeheg because that would tell Sonic who I am and allow him to ambush me before I can attack him first. But what name to use? Blood_skull_girl84? No, that name would not work, as awesome as it would be.

And then I realise what the perfect name would be. Elise. A name to bait Sonic out of hiding, if he was alive in this reality. He would be all but forced to reveal himself to me, yet I would not have to reveal myself until I found the perfect moment to strike. Ambushing your opponent to win your battles was a skill I learnt in the Sonic Military and that skill will serve me well here. Nuthin' personnel, kid.