Bandit Chat Room: Log 1

King-Taylor has logged on

King-Taylor: haha yeah finally got this thinf set up

King-Taylor: shit *thing

B0neH3ad has logged on

B0neH3ad: So this is it?

B0neH3ad: The chatting system for all the bandits to use?

King-Taylor: yup!

King-Taylor: provided they have the means to of course

skaglover has logged on

skaglover: first!

B0neH3ad: Yeah, no.

skaglover: dammit

JaynisAlmighty has logged on

King-Taylor: well aren't you full of yourself

JaynisAlmighty: I could say the same for you

B0neH3ad: So how the fuck did you set this up?

King-Taylor: i majored in coding and programming

skaglover: y the fuck would u take that

skaglover: it sounds fuckin retardd

B0neH3ad: *retarded

skaglover: whatevr

B0neH3ad: *Whatever

skaglover: FUCKIN STOP BONEHEAD

B0neH3ad: *Fucking stop, Bonehead.

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B0neH3ad: Hahaha.

King-Taylor: you're such a dick haha

JaynisAlmighty: Nice

JaynisAlmighty: So where is everyone? This place is like a fucking ghost town

B0neH3ad: Probably trying to find connection or computer.

King-Taylor: speaking of computers

King-Taylor: how did you two get them

JaynisAlmighty: Found mine in Jaynistown

King-Taylor: *Taylortown

B0neH3ad: Found mine in my own base, almost got crushed by a couple psychos.

B0neH3ad: Fucking retards.

JaynisAlmighty: **Jaynistown

King-Taylor: ***Taylortown

JaynisAlmighty: ****Jaynistown

B0neH3ad: I thought the Vault Hunters killed you and Taylor took over?

JaynisAlmighty: They did, but then they killed Taylor and I retook the place

JaynisAlmighty: Plus Taylor never stays here anyways

JaynisAlmighty: Always messing with that stupid Claptrap of his

B0neH3ad: Mess around, like use it for target practice?

King-Taylor: no I reprogrammed it to act and talk like a bandit

King-Taylor: its pretty awesome

B0neH3ad: Okay, that's weird to say the least.

JaynisAlmighty: Isn't it?

King-Taylor: hey it isn't weird

King-Taylor: I've just sorta grown fond of the little guy

King-Taylor: plus its pretty funny when he tries to act all menacing and tough

B0neH3ad: I take back my previous statement.

B0neH3ad: That's just downright creepy.

ChrchOfSlither has logged on

ChrchOfSlither: join the Slither god chrch and dont go hell!

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B0neH3ad: The fuck?

JaynisAlmighty: Dammit Taylor, you're even letting those crazy cultists on here?

King-Taylor: when i said every bandit i meant EVERY bandit

B0neH3ad: Wait, who was that guy?

JaynisAlmighty: The guy's part of some church group

JaynisAlmighty: That worships a god called Slither

King-Taylor: they're more of a cult really

JaynisAlmighty: Yeah

B0neH3ad: I see, interesting.

LordofBandits has logged on

LARPer289 has logged on

tattoo-artist290 has logged on

LordofBandits: a'ight imbeciles, Flynt's here so listen up

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LordofBandits: ….

LordofBandits: well shit

LordofBandits: is anyone else here

LARPer289: I don't think so

tattoo-artist290: Yes, I believe everyone has left

LordofBandits: fucking maggots

LordofBandits: and stop typing all fancy n' shit

LordofBandits: making me look bad

LARPer289: sorry sir

tattoo-artist290: we apolojize sir

tattoo-artist290: *apologize

LordofBandits: good enough i guess

LordofBandits: lets just leave

LARPer289: yes sir

tattoo-artist290: right away sir

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