Bishounen Studios

Fanfiction Theories: Yu-Gi-Oh!

by, Kristi and Scott of Bishounen Studios

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Yugi

1. is hiding something o.o;;

2. is a crybaby... yep he is.

3. is the only one who -really- likes Anzu.

4. enjoys the soulful sounds of the Linkin Park

5. ...and keeps it a secret

6. ... from his mom

7. ...who is a potato

Jounouchi Joey

1. is Kaiba's puppy (yaoi -drool-)

2. doesn't notice whats going around him when eating.

3. doesn't like Anzu. At all.

4. knows when Kaiba is coming O_o;;

5. fears Kaiba. He fears Kaiba much.

6. Once worked at Chuckie Cheeses

7. ...and is now terrified of mice

8. ...but not pizza, he will devour pizza

9. Has to drink from a dog dish. :(

Yami

1. Smokes Marijuana

2. Hides it under Yugi's matress

3. ... is... . . ... devious.

4. Is a male model

5. Enjoys Prank calling 911

6. ... and asking if they deliver

7. Enjoys answering Yugi's phone

8. ...by saying "Welcome to the Homo line of love."

9. ...no one calls anymore.

10. ... except Bakura.

Kaiba

1. Is a Sadist.

2. would enjoy owning the world, he'd enjoy it much.

3. conspires with Pinky and the Brain.

4. is a "Very Rich, Powerful, and Busy man."

5. ...and makes sure everyone knows it

6. can't beat that blasted Harry Potter at ANYTHING

7. Irons his brothers boxers

8. ...because he thinks the little cartoon characters are funny.

Bakura

1. is scared of EVERYTHING!

2. Except calling Yugi's house

3. ... because that guy has a sexy voice

4. talks to carrots

5. ... to plot the destruction of the Teletubbies

6. ... who call him Thomas

7. ... and imply that -he- ate their pie

8. smells what the rock is cookin'

9. ... and it smells good

Honda Tristan

1. is a car, Vrooom!

2. has stinky feet.

3. is looking for a more satisfying crunch

4. is Jou's only hope

5. ... because he is Obi Wan in disguise

6. ... really!

7. drives a Honda?

8. is in love with Mandy Moore and Ja Rule

9. ...cause he's down with it

Anzu Tea'

1. Is what the rock is cookin'

2. Smells good?

3. Is in love with Jou, Honda, Yami, and everyone else that doesn't like her.

4. Thinks friends and F***buddies are the same thing

5. ... she's looking for a friend.

6. believes friendship is the greatest thing on earth, oh wait, you knew that...

Mokuba

1. is evil and everyone is afraid of him

2. is arch rivals with Hellmaster Phibbrizzo

3. knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

4. ... and won't tell anyone

5. ...except his mom

6. ...who is a potato

7. is actually 754.9 years old

8. insists that he taught Cloud Strife everything he knows

9. is obsessed with Owen Wilson's nose

10. ... and fears it much. But that's a secret.

Pegasus

1. listens to classical music

2. ... but only when shaving his armpits

3. took ballet as a child

4. ...and still does

5. is extremely ticklish

6. feels like chicken tonight

7. pulls up his pants to do the wedgie dance

8. calls everyone "______ - boy"

9. ...including girls (Anzu-boy, Potato Mom-boy, etc. etc.)

10. ...and small rodents (Shrew-boy, Hamtaro-boy, etc. etc.)

Potato Mom Grandpa

1. has an unhealthy fondness of cheese

2. knows Yugi listens to Linkin Park...

3. ...and how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

4. ...and uses this knowledge frequently.

5. Murdered Britney Spears

6. ... and stole the -little- singing talent she had

7. is loved by millions

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Scott: that was... did I help write that?

Kristi: Aren't you proud? Bow down to your potato mom.

Scott: I don't -have- a potato mom

Kristi: -holds up potato with blonde barbie wig and lipstick- Then, who's mom is this?

Scott: Anyway if you wish to review this... can you even call it a fanfic? Please don't blame me for it.

Kristi: Aww, so modest.