Summary: Five teenagers blackmail the Pharaoh into letting them live in his palace. However, the Pharaoh got more than he bargained for. First of all, these are not normal teens. Then there's a love triangle... which could also be considered a love square... or maybe a rectangle... quadrilateral! Then a kidnapping, a war, a furball invasion, and crap I'm telling you the whole story! Just read.

A/N: Hello! Some of you may know me from my other story "Road Trip with the Yamis." And if you haven't read it yet, you should, because it's funny and it's really good. So read it. Anyway, I feel that I should tell you about the OC's:

Jami- my character; her full name is Jamilah (it's not mentioned in the story), but her friends, along with everyone else, calls her Jami. No, she is not supposed to look like Kisara. I just decided she would have blue hair and blue eyes.

Akumu- my friend Jordan's character and yami. His hair is similar to Yami's but it's styled like Sonic the Hedgehog. That's how Jordan wanted it.

Netami- Akumu's girlfriend. Her hair is like Akumu's but it's purple and pink. Ew.

Tohru- my friend Jackson's character. Tohru looks like Daisuke Niwa from D N Angel but with green hair. Yeah.

Ayame- Tohru's older twin sister. And Ayame just has purple hair and blue eyes.

And I think that's all I have to say. On with the story!

Chapter 1 The Palace's New Residents

Seto walked into the throne room and knelt down in front of King Atem.

"My Pharaoh, there are some people at the palace gates who want to sell you something."

"Send them away."

"They say that what they're selling is something you would take interest in. Also, that it's an offer that you can't refuse."

"Alright. I'll see what they're up to and then get on with my life."

"Do you want me to accompany you?"

"No. I can handle them myself."

"Very well." Seto said bowing as he stood up and walked out the door.

Atem stood from his throne and walked out to the front gate where he saw five teenagers. Two boys and three girls.

"What is this offer I can't refuse?"

The guy with red spiky hair and blonde highlights, and the girl with violet spiky hair and pink highlights, walked up to him smiling.

"Well, Your Majesty, we have taken a very valuable item from you, and in order to get it back, you must give us something in return. Something just as valuable." The boy said.

"Um, Akumu, that was a bit bad. I think we may have told him too much." The girl said.

"Calm down, Netami, I know what I'm doing. I have had experiences with this kind of thing."

"I would hope so."

"Okay, what item did you supposedly steal from me?" Atem asked raising an eyebrow.

"Well, Sir, this valuable item that we stole was your Mil-," Akumu began, but he was cut off by a boy with dark green spiky-ish hair. He and a girl with violet hair to her middle back pushed the other two out of the way. "Hey! Tohru! What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"Yeah, Ayame, we had him." Netami added.

"Nuh uh. You guys were taking way too long." Ayame said.

"Not to mention, you were being way too polite. Watch how the masters work." Tohru said smugly.

"Masters, huh? Alright, this I gotta see." Akumu said crossing his arms and smirking.

"Alright, Pharaoh, if you want it back, you're gonna have to sell us your soul, got it?" Tohru said.

"Wow...brilliant." Akumu said rolling his eyes.

"Well, it would be really nice if someone would tell me what it was that you stole from me. Then, I would be able to decide whether or not I should be willing to sell you my soul for it!" Atem said getting a bit annoyed.

"Wow, dude, you mean you haven't noticed that you're missing something? Are you really that dense?" Tohru asked.

-Sakura punch!- (Sakura Haruno from Naruto).

"Tohru, you idiot! Since you commented on how stupid you think he is, he'll send us away and won't even bother with our terms!" Ayame yelled.

"Oh, good point."

"Moron." Akumu muttered.

"Oh. Like you could do any better?"

"Actually...yes, I could. That's because I learned from the best."

"Yeah, I'll bet."

Atem's eyebrow began twitching as his patience grew thin. At that moment, the fifth person decided to make their appearance. She had waist-length, dark blue hair and dark blue eyes. She walked past the other four and stood in front of Atem. His eyes slightly widened as he started to take interest in the situation.

"Okay, Pharaoh, let's cut to the chase. We stole your Millennium Puzzle, and the only way that you're going to get it back is by selling your soul to us."

"Jami! That was too much to the point!" Akumu yelled.

"You weren't being of any help. At least he now has some idea of our deal."

"What? My Puzzle?"

"Yes, your Puzzle. I just said that. Jeeze, get a grip." She said rolling her eyes, clearly not interested.

"But how did you get it?"

"Now he notices it's missing?" Tohru said raising an eyebrow.

Ayame nodded in agreement.

"Fine, what do you want?" Atem asked knowing he had no choice.

"One: you have to sell us your soul. Two: you have to allow us to live at the palace. Three: you have to allow us to live at the palace as uberly honored guests instead of your new work committee." Jami answered counting her fingers.

"Oh, she's good." Tohru said.

"Too good." Akumu said.

"It's a girl trait." Netami said.

"One of our gifts." Ayame added.

"Gifts, huh?" Tohru stated.

"Tell me, does that also go with your gifts of stupidity and natural retardedness?" Akumu asked.

"Oh yeah, like you're one to talk, Akumu." Netami said a little ticked off.

"Aww, did I hurt your feewings?" Akumu asked in a high-pitched voice.

"Akumu, you are going to shut your mouth, now." Netami said.

"Oh yeah? And why is that?"

"Because I'll zap you if you don't."

"Yes, Ma'am!" Akumu squeaked as he latched onto Tohru's arm.

"Hey! Get offa me, man!"

"So, what's it gonna be, Pharaoh?"

"Man, Netami, you're scary when you're angry." Ayame commented.

"Tell me something I don't know." Akumu said.

"Would you guys SHUT UP and stop being IDIOTS so I can get the Pharaoh to agree to our terms?" Jami yelled. They all stared at her wide-eyed and blinked twice. "Good Lord. So, do we have a deal or not?"

"Well, I guess, but how can I let you live here if you have my soul?"

"Nah, I was just kiddin' about you havin' to sell your soul to us. We just wanted to creep you out, and I must say my plan worked pretty well."

"Your plan?" Akumu yelled.

"Yes, my plan. Yours was terrible, if I do recall."

"Even though I hate to admit it, she's right."

"He's just upset that I beat him."

"Tequila was involved, get offa me!"

"Okay, you can live in my palace as guests and not servants."

"Sweet!" Akumu and Netami yelled as they hugged each other.

"Alright!" Tohru and Ayame said giving each other their signature thumbs-up.

"I have a question: why do you want to live here?" Atem asked.

"We recently became homeless when a certain pyro set our house on fire while he was throwing a tantrum, and now we have nowhere to go." Jami answered while glaring at Akumu, who was laughing nervously. "Also because we wanna torture you. Trust me when I say this: our form of torture doesn't involve ropes, chains, or whips."

"What does it involve?"

"If I were to tell you that, I would have to kill you." Atem's eyes widened and a gulp slipped out of his mouth. "Nah, I'm just kiddin'. Dude, you take things way too seriously. You need to lighten up, Pharaoh." Jami said lightly patting him on the back.

They all walked into the palace and four of the five ran around commenting on how shiny everything was. Atem then tapped Jami on the shoulder.

"What about my Millennium Puzzle?"

"What about it? Oh, we were kidding about that, too."

"What? Then where is it?"

"One of your servants is shining it, remember? Get a grip, Pharaoh."

She then walked off and went to make sure her friends wouldn't break anything, especially Akumu. Atem went and sat on his throne and heaved a sigh. Seto walked up to him and watched all the chaos they were causing.

"So, how exactly did they convince you to allow them to stay here?"

"Don't ask." Atem said through clenched teeth.