Ep. 2 (not in any particular order, just numbered in the order I do them) Today's episode of First World Problems features everyone's favorite Soul Eater Gang! Yeah! Remember, I do not own any of this stuff!
Maka: A cat lady lives in my private, expensive looking flat! And she interrupts me!
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Soul: A cat lady lives in my flat and... Now there's blood from my nose everywhere.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Black*star: I, THE MIGHTY BLACK*STAR HAVE NO PROBLEMS! HAHAHAHA!
BLACK*STAR HAS A DIFFERENT TYPE OF PROBLEM!
Tsubaki: My partner's an idiot.
BLACK*STAR HAS A LOT OF PROBLEMS!
Death the Kid: (I'm pretty sure everyone knows what it'd be)
SYMMETRY PROBLEMS!
Liz & Patty: We can't have fun now that we're rich!
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Stein: It costs SO much to dissect stuff these days... And it's illegal to do it on my students!
DOUBLE WHAMMY FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Marie: I can't get married and fulfill my preconceived dreams that marriage brings happiness!
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Spirit: MAKA! MY DARLING MAKA!
BAD PARENTING!
Medusa: Okay, seriously, I am stuck in this small weak body and don't even get me started on my hair, like, it's sooooo thin now, like what the heck! Any way-
REALLY MEDUSA NO ONE CARES!
Sid the Zombie: Half the stuff I say doesn't make sense or is relevant!
THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF MAN HE WAS!
Lord Death: I hate going to work as a god because of bratty students.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Everyone else: We're minor characters that no one pays attention t-
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